1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,243 Previously on Veronica Mars... 2 00:00:16,576 --> 00:00:18,746 How many women like me have to be raped, 3 00:00:18,747 --> 00:00:21,169 have to end up like this, their heads shaved, 4 00:00:21,170 --> 00:00:23,775 before this administration listens to our demands? 5 00:00:23,776 --> 00:00:26,727 Shut down the fraternity houses! 6 00:00:28,239 --> 00:00:31,203 Welcome to Zeta Theta Beta. I'm Hallie. What's your name? 7 00:00:31,304 --> 00:00:32,366 Veronica. 8 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:34,533 There's no question Claire lied about the rape. 9 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,019 You're expelled from Hearst College as of this moment. 10 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,197 What the hell are you doing here? 11 00:00:38,398 --> 00:00:41,738 Three hundred points? Nice work. 12 00:00:41,739 --> 00:00:44,908 Look, this is our business. I don't have to apologize... 13 00:00:44,943 --> 00:00:45,995 For being a rapist? 14 00:00:45,996 --> 00:00:48,510 You should meet Chip. He's president of the Pi Sigs. 15 00:00:48,511 --> 00:00:50,837 This girl accused me of rape last year. 16 00:00:50,838 --> 00:00:52,821 Oh, you! 17 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:11,055 Goodness and kindness are down on their knees, 18 00:01:15,323 --> 00:01:18,290 They're both begging, "Won't somebody please" 19 00:01:19,071 --> 00:01:19,837 Dude, come here! 20 00:01:19,838 --> 00:01:25,417 "Put us out of our miseries" "Before somebody else does the choking" 21 00:01:27,157 --> 00:01:29,823 Dude! It's Chip Diller! 22 00:01:31,355 --> 00:01:34,637 Your portfolio was still in a former editor's desk when I took over. 23 00:01:34,638 --> 00:01:37,521 I understand you two had some baggage but that's irrelevant to me. 24 00:01:37,522 --> 00:01:39,714 I'll take a talented photographer where I can find one. 25 00:01:39,715 --> 00:01:41,195 Great. Thanks. 26 00:01:41,196 --> 00:01:42,357 You free tonight? 27 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,736 Um... to take photos? 28 00:01:46,035 --> 00:01:48,271 Yes. It's why you're here. 29 00:01:48,854 --> 00:01:50,025 You know about the election? 30 00:01:50,854 --> 00:01:52,159 The board of trustees... 31 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,802 is voting on a resolution to remove the Greek system from Hearst. 32 00:01:54,837 --> 00:01:57,760 That's the one. Vote's tomorrow. Tonight there's a reception, 33 00:01:57,761 --> 00:01:59,230 that's university speak for "cocktail party", 34 00:01:59,231 --> 00:02:00,518 for the Board of Trustees. 35 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:01,974 We need art. 36 00:02:01,975 --> 00:02:03,437 Yeah, I can shoot it. 37 00:02:03,438 --> 00:02:05,305 Bonus points if you get the Dean wearing a lampshade. 38 00:02:05,306 --> 00:02:10,519 But mostly we want pictures of our most famous alum and board member, Selma Rose. 39 00:02:10,877 --> 00:02:12,965 Selma Hearst Rose? 40 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:17,154 The very. Granddaughter of our illustrious founder and heir to the Hearstmart fortune. 41 00:02:17,155 --> 00:02:20,430 They polled all the trustees. Word is, Selma's the swing vote. 44 00:02:25,023 --> 00:02:26,438 you know the shot I'm talking about? 45 00:02:26,995 --> 00:02:29,064 Flying over Watts in '73, 46 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:31,745 dumping out sacks of cash, her entire trust fund. 47 00:02:31,746 --> 00:02:33,380 She's giving the thumbs-up, 48 00:02:33,381 --> 00:02:36,094 huge smile on her face, while millions rain down on the ghetto. 49 00:02:36,235 --> 00:02:39,682 Well, she had her heart in the right place. 50 00:02:40,096 --> 00:02:41,418 Riots ensued. 51 00:02:41,419 --> 00:02:42,888 She was arrested when she landed. 52 00:02:42,889 --> 00:02:44,209 Served a month in county jail. 53 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:47,761 Perhaps the most embarrassing case of noblesse oblige in the twentieth century. 54 00:02:47,762 --> 00:02:48,612 Yo! 55 00:02:49,177 --> 00:02:50,356 You guys pay for photos? 56 00:02:50,631 --> 00:02:51,445 Sometimes. 57 00:02:51,507 --> 00:02:52,127 Great. 58 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:54,181 I got your front page right here. 59 00:02:55,339 --> 00:02:56,931 Is that Chip Diller? 60 00:02:56,932 --> 00:03:00,332 President of the Pi Sigs in all his glory. Yep 61 00:03:05,513 --> 00:03:09,791 I'm off to steal the souls of the rich with my evil image-capturing device. 62 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:10,687 Have fun. 63 00:03:10,688 --> 00:03:12,702 Oh, and call Logan. He left a couple messages. 64 00:03:12,703 --> 00:03:13,781 I will. 65 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:15,103 Bye! 66 00:03:16,006 --> 00:03:17,613 Wow, synchronicity. 67 00:03:18,118 --> 00:03:20,189 Hey, there: tall, dark, and timely. 68 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:21,693 I've been trying to reach you all day. Did you get my messages? 69 00:03:21,694 --> 00:03:25,567 - I did. I'm sorry. I was gonna... - We need to have a talk, a serious one. 70 00:03:25,568 --> 00:03:28,037 Yeah, I got that from your messages. 71 00:03:28,038 --> 00:03:30,325 That-it's why I haven't called. I haven't had time to have a talk. 72 00:03:30,326 --> 00:03:31,735 Well, then I'll make it quick. 73 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:34,078 I want you to stay away from the rape case. 74 00:03:34,531 --> 00:03:37,246 Okay? Just let it go. And it's clear the rapist knows who you are. 75 00:03:37,972 --> 00:03:39,933 He doesn't know about the hair, 76 00:03:39,934 --> 00:03:42,118 just about the getting dosed part. 77 00:03:42,119 --> 00:03:43,743 Well, maybe he should be in the loop on this one. 78 00:03:43,744 --> 00:03:45,105 Don't you dare. 79 00:03:45,106 --> 00:03:48,105 Fine. Just stop digging around. 80 00:03:48,106 --> 00:03:49,716 Okay? No more looking into the serial rapes. 81 00:03:49,717 --> 00:03:51,716 No more putting your nose where it doesn't belong. 82 00:03:51,855 --> 00:03:55,352 My nose kind of belongs wherever I decide to put it. 83 00:03:55,353 --> 00:03:56,732 I'm worried about you. 84 00:03:56,733 --> 00:03:58,848 I want you to stop now. I'm not kidding. 85 00:03:59,561 --> 00:04:01,355 Kind of a one-eighty, isn't it? 86 00:04:01,356 --> 00:04:03,400 Can we rewind a week? 87 00:04:03,401 --> 00:04:04,575 Cue it up to the part where you were asking me... 88 00:04:04,576 --> 00:04:07,503 to exonerate your Mexican vacation buddy, Mercer. 89 00:04:07,528 --> 00:04:09,093 That was before you were attacked. 90 00:04:09,094 --> 00:04:11,433 Why can't you for once just leave things alone? 91 00:04:11,434 --> 00:04:13,086 Okay, now you're starting to piss me off. 92 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,761 Frankly, Veronica, so what?! 93 00:04:15,095 --> 00:04:17,189 You're not invincible, and you're not always right! 94 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,396 Hey! 95 00:04:19,174 --> 00:04:21,284 You might want to stop yelling at my daughter. 96 00:04:21,285 --> 00:04:23,040 Yeah? You might want to start. 97 00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:26,277 Dad, please, it's okay. He's just worried about me. 98 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:29,336 Does he have a reason to be? 99 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,998 The Hearst rapist has everyone on edge. 100 00:04:36,631 --> 00:04:38,138 Hey, you take care of yourself. 101 00:04:38,139 --> 00:04:40,382 I'm always a phone call away. 102 00:04:40,838 --> 00:04:42,032 I know you are. 103 00:04:42,644 --> 00:04:43,866 Ciao papà! 104 00:04:54,187 --> 00:04:55,598 Selma, who am I gonna tell? 105 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:58,351 How can I be the swing vote if you know which way I'm going to swing? 106 00:04:58,352 --> 00:05:00,970 Mind if I take a quick shot for the Hearst Free Press? 107 00:05:00,971 --> 00:05:02,676 Which one of my good sides do you want? 108 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:05,657 I'm guessing the one without the trail of Thousand Island. 109 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:08,891 You should really be nice to me. I'm about to kiss your ass. 110 00:05:10,396 --> 00:05:11,619 I want to thank you all for coming. 111 00:05:12,138 --> 00:05:14,424 Hearst College is extremely fortunate... 112 00:05:14,425 --> 00:05:16,918 to have such well-respected members on its board. 113 00:05:17,121 --> 00:05:22,290 And we're especially thrilled tonight to add Selma Rose to our distinguished panel. 114 00:05:25,888 --> 00:05:28,341 Since taking over the family business two years ago, 115 00:05:28,342 --> 00:05:33,780 Ms. Rose has step-by-step turned Hearstmart into a leader in corporate responsibility. 116 00:05:33,781 --> 00:05:38,106 Ladies e Gentlemen, I give you Selma Hearst Rose. 117 00:05:45,590 --> 00:05:46,988 Selma! 118 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,602 You're not waiting for me to carry you piggyback, are you? 119 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:52,114 Selma. 120 00:05:58,355 --> 00:05:59,712 Foul play. 121 00:05:59,713 --> 00:06:01,332 You think? What makes you say so? 122 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:02,919 An extremely wealthy woman disappears... 123 00:06:02,997 --> 00:06:04,297 in the middle of a reception held in her honour. 124 00:06:04,394 --> 00:06:06,985 Don't you find that, I don't know, odd? 125 00:06:06,986 --> 00:06:08,624 Well, I mean, there's "odd" and there's "foul play." 126 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:10,814 Rich ladies aren't the most reliable creatures. 127 00:06:10,815 --> 00:06:11,815 Of course, 128 00:06:11,816 --> 00:06:14,693 she must have remembered her tennis lesson. How silly of her to forget. 129 00:06:14,694 --> 00:06:18,249 I don't suppose there's someone I can speak with who would take this seriously. 130 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,479 Dollars to doughnuts, 131 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,503 you'll find her sobbing into a mojito at the club because she lost an earring. 132 00:06:22,886 --> 00:06:23,584 Well, 133 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,288 you'd be the doughnut expert. 134 00:06:25,289 --> 00:06:26,771 Excuse me. 135 00:06:30,356 --> 00:06:32,145 Veronica, I'd like to talk to your dad. 136 00:06:32,146 --> 00:06:34,679 This man is no help whatsoever. 137 00:06:37,115 --> 00:06:39,685 Beer off your belly, hand out of your boxers. 138 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:40,781 Put on some pants. 139 00:06:40,816 --> 00:06:42,322 I'm bringing home a visitor. 140 00:06:46,432 --> 00:06:47,734 Okay, I love you. Bye. 141 00:07:10,025 --> 00:07:12,588 I've known this woman for almost twenty years. 142 00:07:12,589 --> 00:07:16,770 If there's a microphone and an audience, she's not going anywhere unless dragged. 143 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:18,268 You talked to her husband? 144 00:07:18,269 --> 00:07:19,597 He's terrified. 145 00:07:19,598 --> 00:07:21,604 I'm telling you, anyone who knows Selma... 146 00:07:21,605 --> 00:07:23,498 knows something is seriously wrong. 147 00:07:23,499 --> 00:07:26,841 Look, the Sheriff is an idiot. I've met smarter sandwiches. 148 00:07:26,842 --> 00:07:29,755 I'm afraid she's been kidnapped, Keith. 149 00:07:29,756 --> 00:07:33,870 Hearst College has had riots, rapes... and now abductions? 150 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:36,295 I need you to find her. 151 00:07:41,655 --> 00:07:43,655 Veronica Mars 152 00:07:43,656 --> 00:07:46,656 3x08 "Lord of the Pi's" 153 00:08:02,659 --> 00:08:06,659 veronicamars.it 154 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:14,837 So, I'll do what I can on the computer tonight... 155 00:08:14,838 --> 00:08:16,505 and start with the legwork in the morning. 156 00:08:16,506 --> 00:08:17,621 Thanks, Keith. 157 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:18,813 Oh, one last thing. 158 00:08:18,814 --> 00:08:22,060 One of the board members said he saw Selma talking to a waitress 159 00:08:22,061 --> 00:08:23,934 as I began my introduction. 160 00:08:23,935 --> 00:08:25,842 He turned around as I was calling for her, 161 00:08:25,843 --> 00:08:26,962 and she was gone. 162 00:08:28,145 --> 00:08:29,448 All right, we'll follow up on that. 163 00:08:30,425 --> 00:08:31,222 Good night, Cyrus. 164 00:08:33,929 --> 00:08:35,382 So, here's my thought: 165 00:08:35,777 --> 00:08:39,580 I'll go talk to the family tomorrow, and you talk to the waitress and the caterer. 166 00:08:40,143 --> 00:08:42,809 Ah... high road, low road. 167 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:43,858 Got it. 168 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,632 So... 169 00:08:48,764 --> 00:08:50,603 One of the board members said they saw... 170 00:08:50,604 --> 00:08:53,341 Selma Rose talking with a waitress before she disappeared. 171 00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:56,393 I was hoping to get the names and numbers of your waitstaff. 172 00:08:56,913 --> 00:08:57,979 Who are you again? 173 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:00,829 Veronica... Mars. I'm working for the Dean. 174 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,457 You can call him if you want. 175 00:09:03,706 --> 00:09:06,425 Well, if it was a waitress and not a waiter, 176 00:09:06,426 --> 00:09:07,854 then you only need one name. 177 00:09:07,955 --> 00:09:10,143 There was only one girl working last night. 178 00:09:13,712 --> 00:09:15,575 Hey, Fern. What up, girl? 179 00:09:15,576 --> 00:09:17,956 What do you want, Buffy, Tiffany, whatever your name is? 180 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:20,596 "The female voice in Celtic literature." 181 00:09:20,597 --> 00:09:22,551 I am woman, hear me bore. 182 00:09:22,752 --> 00:09:25,507 I heard you had a little chat with Selma Rose last night, 183 00:09:25,508 --> 00:09:27,144 right before she disappeared. 184 00:09:27,145 --> 00:09:28,170 Can I guess? 185 00:09:28,615 --> 00:09:30,065 She was contemplating a nose ring? 186 00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:31,853 I was letting her know she had a phone call. 187 00:09:32,048 --> 00:09:33,124 Who was calling for her? 188 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:34,482 I don't know. Some woman. 189 00:09:34,483 --> 00:09:36,144 The phone was ringing off the hook in the kitchen. 190 00:09:36,179 --> 00:09:38,226 It was driving me up the wall, so I answered it. 191 00:09:38,227 --> 00:09:41,376 Someone wanted to speak to Selma Rose and I was nice enough to relay the message. 192 00:09:41,377 --> 00:09:43,331 You didn't ask who was calling? 193 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,431 I didn't care. 194 00:09:44,861 --> 00:09:45,887 You know what's funny, 195 00:09:45,888 --> 00:09:47,480 and not like funny "ha ha," 196 00:09:47,481 --> 00:09:50,694 a driving force in getting the Greeks kicked off campus, 197 00:09:50,695 --> 00:09:51,579 that's you, 198 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:55,107 is the last person seen speaking to the trustee with the swing vote. 199 00:09:55,108 --> 00:09:56,697 You know what else is kind of funny? 200 00:09:56,698 --> 00:09:57,698 The girl who saved the Pi Sigs... 201 00:09:57,699 --> 00:10:00,821 is apparently leading the charge to track down that swing vote. 202 00:10:00,822 --> 00:10:04,008 I wasn't saving the Pi Sigs, I was getting to the truth. 203 00:10:04,009 --> 00:10:07,551 Well, the truth is that your Pi Sig friend just kicked off "Sex Quest '06." 204 00:10:07,552 --> 00:10:08,973 You know what that is, freshman? 205 00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:11,927 Yeah, they award themselves points for getting laid. 206 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:13,517 Just watch what you drink. 207 00:10:38,453 --> 00:10:40,790 Mr. Mars. Sorry to keep you waiting. 208 00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:41,791 What is that? Is that a goldfish? 209 00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:44,669 It's a carp, a golden carp awarded... 210 00:10:45,163 --> 00:10:46,272 Please don't touch it. 211 00:10:46,552 --> 00:10:47,880 My name is Brant. 212 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,258 I am Mr. Rose's personal assistant. 213 00:10:50,976 --> 00:10:54,276 Unfortunately, Mr. Mars, my employer won't be able to see you at the moment. 214 00:10:54,277 --> 00:10:55,554 He's resting. 215 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:56,735 I believe he's expecting me. 216 00:10:56,736 --> 00:10:58,919 Mr. Rose is understandably distraught, 217 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,084 as I'm sure you can... understand. 218 00:11:01,085 --> 00:11:02,867 I've been hired to find Mrs. Rose. 219 00:11:02,868 --> 00:11:05,463 I'm sure Mr. Rose will want to do everything possible to help. 220 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:06,737 Of course he does. 221 00:11:06,772 --> 00:11:08,827 But as I mentioned, he's not available at the moment. 222 00:11:08,928 --> 00:11:09,928 Brant! 223 00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:11,418 will you stop harassing our guest? 224 00:11:11,419 --> 00:11:12,419 Bring him in here. 225 00:11:17,436 --> 00:11:20,439 - Mr. Rose, this is... - Yes, Brant, thank you, I know. 226 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:23,271 - Can I get you... - No, just some privacy, please. 227 00:11:28,803 --> 00:11:31,514 I'm sorry about Brant. 228 00:11:31,515 --> 00:11:35,476 He, uh, he tries to protect me from, well, just about everything, actually. 229 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:38,011 Do you have any news about my wife yet? 230 00:11:38,012 --> 00:11:39,277 I'm sorry. Not yet. 231 00:11:39,278 --> 00:11:43,110 Cyrus fears she's been... kidnapped. Is that what you think? 232 00:11:43,111 --> 00:11:45,217 Right now, it's a missing-person case. 233 00:11:45,218 --> 00:11:48,362 There's no ransom note. No reason to jump to that conclusion. 234 00:11:48,363 --> 00:11:50,013 No, no, right. I know. I know. 235 00:11:50,014 --> 00:11:52,809 I should be stronger about all this. 236 00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:56,868 Has your wife had any business problems that, uh, you might be aware of? 237 00:11:56,869 --> 00:11:59,278 Selma's always having business problems. 238 00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:03,907 She's had to fight the board tooth and nail for every bit of reform she's brought about. 239 00:12:03,908 --> 00:12:06,842 I'm afraid I-I don't know much about the business anymore. 240 00:12:06,843 --> 00:12:09,751 Her brother Roger's flying in later today. 241 00:12:09,752 --> 00:12:12,430 Um, he was coming in for a meeting anyway. 242 00:12:12,789 --> 00:12:14,818 He'll be taking care of the company in her absence. 243 00:12:14,819 --> 00:12:17,089 It would be helpful to speak to him. 244 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:18,247 Oh, yes, of course. 245 00:12:18,282 --> 00:12:20,659 I'll have Brant give you the number to his assistant. 246 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,515 She flew in yesterday. 247 00:12:22,516 --> 00:12:26,096 He likes to call her his "advance team." 248 00:12:27,385 --> 00:12:29,308 Well, she's worse than Brant, actually. 249 00:12:31,107 --> 00:12:34,841 Please let me know if I can be of any further assistance, Mr. Mars. 250 00:12:37,731 --> 00:12:39,092 Terrifying, aren't they? 251 00:12:44,325 --> 00:12:46,419 Nice car. Yours? 252 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:50,466 No. That belongs to the grossly overpaid dog walker. 253 00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:52,874 I should get his name. 254 00:12:53,075 --> 00:12:54,392 It's a she. 255 00:13:04,025 --> 00:13:05,967 Guess who's on the phone for you. 256 00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:09,199 Someone who wants to sit on hold while you play stupid games. 257 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,214 Martina Vasquez. 258 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,019 Martina Vasquez. The h-hottie from Channel 9? 259 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:17,029 Said she had a few questions about Selma Rose's disappearance. 260 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:18,853 Put her through for me? 261 00:13:21,611 --> 00:13:23,727 Martina Vasquez. 262 00:13:31,373 --> 00:13:33,535 Miss Vasquez, what can I do for you? 263 00:13:34,609 --> 00:13:38,845 Well, I am here to help in absolutely any way that I can. 264 00:13:38,846 --> 00:13:41,427 By the way, I caught your most recent piece on... 265 00:13:41,772 --> 00:13:42,912 MARTINA'S LATEST TOPICS 266 00:13:42,913 --> 00:13:43,913 uh... the morning-after pill. 267 00:13:43,914 --> 00:13:46,768 It was... informative. 268 00:13:46,769 --> 00:13:50,360 Well, thank you, Sheriff, I'm glad you enjoyed it. 269 00:13:50,395 --> 00:13:53,973 We've learned that Selma Rose received a phone call... 270 00:13:53,974 --> 00:13:55,386 before she went missing. 271 00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:58,100 Have you learned who the call was from yet? 272 00:13:58,101 --> 00:13:59,318 Actually, Martina, 273 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,567 we checked that out, and it was false information. 274 00:14:02,568 --> 00:14:04,639 There was no record of an incoming call that night. 275 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,607 You are sure? 276 00:14:05,608 --> 00:14:09,501 Yeah, if you'd like, I can keep you in the loop with this sort of stuff. 277 00:14:09,502 --> 00:14:10,618 Hello? 278 00:14:10,619 --> 00:14:11,915 Dad, I'm on the phone. 279 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:14,803 Oh, sorry, honey! Let me know when you're off. 280 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,009 Sheriff... 281 00:14:16,353 --> 00:14:19,564 you were saying you'd be able to keep me in the loop? 282 00:14:23,422 --> 00:14:24,411 I'm off! 283 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,276 The Pi Sigs are doing their "sex quest" again. 284 00:14:31,595 --> 00:14:33,839 Collecting points for conquests? 285 00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:37,020 Think that's such a good idea at a university... 286 00:14:37,021 --> 00:14:38,802 with a serial rapist on the loose? 287 00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:41,304 You raise an uninteresting point. 288 00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:44,870 But, hey, don't worry your pretty head about your pal Dick. 289 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:48,073 My points are in order, courtesy of Miss Bonnie Capistrano. 290 00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:51,919 Her curvature of the spine is hardly noticeable. 291 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,324 But I still got the handicapped bonus. 292 00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:55,975 You're repugnant, Dick. 293 00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:58,011 Seriously, you'd hardly notice it. 294 00:14:58,276 --> 00:15:00,339 Ever stop to think that... 295 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:03,082 the Pi Sig's "sex quest" might be connected... 296 00:15:03,117 --> 00:15:05,459 to your Pi Sig president getting his head shaved, 297 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:06,725 like it's a warning? 298 00:15:06,726 --> 00:15:08,496 Or retribution or something? 299 00:15:09,111 --> 00:15:11,467 Actually... that kind of makes sense. 300 00:15:13,351 --> 00:15:15,412 Okay, I'm so not supposed to be telling you this, 301 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:18,173 but it's... way too good. 302 00:15:18,174 --> 00:15:20,402 So, not only did Chip get Kojaked, 303 00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:23,150 someone put a Roman numeral on one of those little plastic Easter eggs... 304 00:15:23,151 --> 00:15:26,363 and stuck it in his where-the-sun-don't-shine place. 305 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,107 And you know where that is. 306 00:15:29,951 --> 00:15:32,791 Worst Easter egg hunt ever. 307 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,952 Not a banner day for Chip Diller. 308 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:42,000 He had to get one of the brothers to help unpack his suitcase. 309 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,356 What was the number? 310 00:15:44,537 --> 00:15:45,097 What? 311 00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:47,261 You said there was a Roman numeral in the Easter egg. 312 00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:48,613 You're missing the point. 313 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:51,408 They put it up his bleedin' bum. 314 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:55,343 Which speaks to the number being significant, don't you think? 315 00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:56,398 I guess. 316 00:15:56,399 --> 00:15:57,913 I don't know what the number is. 317 00:15:57,914 --> 00:15:59,494 It wasn't a baby shower. 318 00:15:59,495 --> 00:16:01,762 We didn't all sit around waiting for him to open the egg... 319 00:16:01,763 --> 00:16:02,973 so we could see what he got. 320 00:16:03,059 --> 00:16:04,703 Do you know what he did with it? 321 00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:07,868 If it's not in his hope chest, I'm thinking he threw it out. 322 00:16:07,869 --> 00:16:09,805 When is your garbage collected? 323 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,985 And you think I'm "repungent." 324 00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:14,437 Yes, Dick. Yes, I do. 325 00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:16,044 The garbage truck comes Friday morning. 326 00:16:16,045 --> 00:16:19,670 Morty the homeless dude comes Thursdays to pull out the bottles and the cans. 327 00:16:19,671 --> 00:16:21,498 I can't tell you if they recycle "keister" eggs. 328 00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:28,482 Why are you following me around? 329 00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:31,683 Fulfilling my gym requirement. Yoga had a written final. 330 00:16:31,684 --> 00:16:33,709 So, it turns out... 331 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:36,892 there was no record of an incoming call the night of Selma Hearst's reception. 332 00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:40,079 Well, maybe the call came from another extension in the building. 333 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,180 You ever think of that? 334 00:16:43,779 --> 00:16:44,815 Just one more thing. 335 00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:49,975 When you stick an Easter egg in a frat boy's "out" door, 336 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,165 do you kiss him first? 337 00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:53,587 Is that a riddle? 338 00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:58,200 Poor Chip. You really "wrecked him." 339 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,992 Ba-dum-bum. 340 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,638 Morty, my man! 341 00:17:15,257 --> 00:17:19,446 So, this is my friend Veronica. Veronica, Morty. Morty, Veronica. 342 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,597 This might sound like a strange proposition but... 343 00:17:25,598 --> 00:17:27,750 while you're down there... 344 00:17:36,425 --> 00:17:38,228 What the hell, Bonnie?! 345 00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:40,036 That's exactly what I was thinking. 346 00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:42,437 Another cute frat boy. What the hell? 347 00:17:42,438 --> 00:17:44,438 You realize you're worth, like, half the points now. 348 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,875 You went from top shelf... 349 00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:47,893 to bargain basement in, like, three seconds! 350 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:50,063 It was more like the third-floor bathroom, 351 00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:52,022 to the pinball machine in, like, 352 00:17:52,057 --> 00:17:54,041 forty-seven minutes. 353 00:17:58,270 --> 00:18:02,230 She always gets a replay. Never tilts at all. 354 00:18:06,326 --> 00:18:07,815 Got it. 355 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:11,861 Aah. The incredible, inedible egg. 356 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:21,868 Selma's fine. Trust me. I know my sister. 357 00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:23,941 This is her just flaking out. Again? 358 00:18:23,942 --> 00:18:26,269 Why is it doing that blinking thing? 359 00:18:27,252 --> 00:18:29,778 She's probably wrapped in algae somewhere outside of Santa Fe 360 00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:31,879 with a couple of cucumber slices on her eyes. 361 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,680 If she decided to "flake," as you put it, 362 00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:35,981 don't you think the middle of her reception is an odd time? 363 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,039 Oh, it's the perfect time, 364 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,662 right before she had to make a decision. 365 00:18:38,697 --> 00:18:43,564 Doesn't sound like the behaviour of the top executive of a Fortune 500 company. 366 00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:45,785 Oh, my sister's not a businesswoman. 367 00:18:45,786 --> 00:18:47,102 She's a humanitarian. 368 00:18:47,266 --> 00:18:48,966 Not a big profit margin there. 369 00:18:49,679 --> 00:18:52,234 Have you seen what Selma's disappearance has done to our stock? 370 00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:53,335 I haven't. 371 00:18:53,336 --> 00:18:55,536 It's skyrocketing every day that she's missing, 372 00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:59,237 just on the assumption that we'll continue to sell merchandise manufactured in Asia. 373 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:02,814 Selma wanted Hearstmart to deal only American-made products, 374 00:19:03,026 --> 00:19:05,766 which - here's a hot tip - we won't. 375 00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:08,874 I still don't have anything from Evan. 376 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,275 I've left four messages for him. 377 00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:11,676 And a fifth would kill you? 378 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:16,219 My guess? She probably took off to get some time away from Budd. 379 00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:18,336 Word is she's already talked to a lawyer. 380 00:19:19,008 --> 00:19:21,209 Your sister was considering getting a divorce? 381 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:24,510 Since the accident, Budd has become more and more clingy. 382 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,611 He follows her around like a pull toy. 383 00:19:26,612 --> 00:19:28,649 At this point, she probably cares more about her dogs, 384 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:29,650 than she does her husband. 385 00:19:29,713 --> 00:19:31,610 I wouldn't be surprised if she left everything... 386 00:19:31,611 --> 00:19:33,578 to little Ernest and Julio in her will. 387 00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:36,323 Evan! 388 00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:38,610 They glued "travel Scrabble" tiles? 389 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,111 "CXI" and "CMIII." 390 00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:43,246 Inside a plastic Easter egg and stuck it... 391 00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:44,347 Halfway to China. 392 00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:46,513 I'm never going on another Easter egg hunt again. 393 00:19:46,514 --> 00:19:48,114 And I'm never playing Scrabble again. 394 00:19:48,957 --> 00:19:52,808 In Roman numerals... it's 111 and 903. 395 00:19:52,809 --> 00:19:55,226 And, for better or worse, you're my numbers guy, 396 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,219 so... go. 397 00:19:59,189 --> 00:20:01,739 - What am I doing? - Telling me what these numbers mean. 398 00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:03,640 They mean we got some twisted sickos here. 399 00:20:03,641 --> 00:20:06,641 Anything else I can help you with, that's free of charge. 400 00:20:06,642 --> 00:20:07,331 Come on. 401 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,164 It's one digit short of a phone number. 402 00:20:09,165 --> 00:20:10,860 It could be a locker number. 403 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,943 - Why would someone stick an egg... - That's what I'm trying to find out. 404 00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:15,811 Ooh, driver's-license number. 405 00:20:15,812 --> 00:20:17,286 Check number? 406 00:20:17,545 --> 00:20:19,245 - Just one egg, right? - Wallace. 407 00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:24,870 Maybe it's a student ID number. 408 00:20:24,971 --> 00:20:26,271 Brilliant. 409 00:20:34,475 --> 00:20:36,505 No. One too many digits. 410 00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:39,120 It's almost like you don't want to help. 411 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:43,985 Hold the phone. 412 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:52,691 Six. It's a date. 413 00:20:52,692 --> 00:20:54,604 It's almost exactly three years ago. 414 00:20:54,605 --> 00:20:56,347 Three years and two days. 415 00:21:00,645 --> 00:21:02,030 Closed library? 416 00:21:02,031 --> 00:21:03,933 Not to the help-desk girl. 417 00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:04,934 To me it's wide-open, 418 00:21:04,935 --> 00:21:08,400 with all it's lovely back issues of the Hearst Free Press, 419 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,641 just waiting to tell me... 420 00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:13,199 if something significant happened on campus on 11/19/03. 421 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,822 Theta Beta pledge falls off house roof 422 00:21:25,614 --> 00:21:28,610 Patrice Pitrelli falls off sorority house roof? 423 00:22:18,974 --> 00:22:20,097 Morning. 424 00:22:20,732 --> 00:22:21,783 Yes, it is. 425 00:22:22,891 --> 00:22:25,800 It came a little bit earlier than I would have liked. 426 00:22:27,453 --> 00:22:30,106 So, I ran the plates for the Roses' dog walker. 427 00:22:31,564 --> 00:22:32,958 You want me to go check her out? 428 00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:34,185 Size her up? Shake her down? 429 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,186 If you wouldn't mind. 430 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,421 Lucky for you... 431 00:22:38,422 --> 00:22:39,740 I can do that in my sleep. 432 00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:53,252 You're blocking my sun. 433 00:22:53,837 --> 00:22:57,065 Oh, is that yours? I'm so sorry. 434 00:23:00,094 --> 00:23:01,500 Oh, my God, Hallie. 435 00:23:01,501 --> 00:23:05,096 Are you, like, so totally worried about your missing boss? 436 00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:08,319 I know she had the power to kick you and your sisters off campus, 437 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,140 but you must be, like, a basket case and a half. 438 00:23:12,427 --> 00:23:15,948 Your face is getting a little pinkish. You should flip. 439 00:23:20,403 --> 00:23:23,434 I'm Selma Rose's dog walker. So? 440 00:23:23,989 --> 00:23:26,521 You having a job? Shock right there. 441 00:23:26,522 --> 00:23:28,871 It requiring that you wear a plastic bag on your hand... 442 00:23:28,872 --> 00:23:30,942 while waiting for Fido to kick out a lodger? 443 00:23:31,223 --> 00:23:33,323 That makes me dizzy. 444 00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,387 You don't know the first thing about me, Veronica. 445 00:23:35,422 --> 00:23:38,825 I know like eight, possibly nine things. 446 00:23:39,887 --> 00:23:42,790 But you're right. I have no idea which one is first. 447 00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:46,591 Is it that you're a Theta Beta that'd do anything for her sorority? 448 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,592 You think I had something to do with Mrs. Rose's disappearance? 449 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,793 Perhaps. 450 00:23:50,794 --> 00:23:53,637 If there's anyone you should be concerned about, it's that guy Brant. 451 00:23:53,638 --> 00:23:54,928 Mr. Rose's assistant? 452 00:23:54,929 --> 00:23:56,987 He's, like, in love with Mr. Rose, 453 00:23:57,022 --> 00:23:58,033 like Swimfan love. 454 00:23:58,096 --> 00:24:00,696 He won't let anyone talk to him. He follows him everywhere. 455 00:24:00,697 --> 00:24:04,597 At one time, Mr. Rose was taking a nap, and I saw Brant stroking his hair... 456 00:24:04,598 --> 00:24:06,598 so completely creepy. 457 00:24:06,599 --> 00:24:08,249 Ugh. Oh! And just a couple weeks ago, 458 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:11,412 Mr. Rose asked him to help him with an anniversary party for Mrs. Rose, 459 00:24:11,447 --> 00:24:13,700 and Brant threw a teacup at the wall. 460 00:24:13,901 --> 00:24:16,438 I mean, the guy's been married for ten years, 461 00:24:16,439 --> 00:24:17,439 and Brant thinks he's going to switch teams 462 00:24:17,802 --> 00:24:19,630 for a sorry, teacup-throwing ass? 463 00:24:19,631 --> 00:24:20,744 I don't think so. 464 00:24:21,184 --> 00:24:25,977 - That's very helpful, Hallie. - Uh, yeah. 'Cause it's the truth. 465 00:24:25,978 --> 00:24:27,672 And sharing the truth is good. 466 00:24:27,673 --> 00:24:30,577 I say we ride that honesty wave all the way home. 467 00:24:30,779 --> 00:24:34,079 Side question: what do you know about Patrice Pitrelli? 468 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,180 God! What's with all the questions? 469 00:24:36,181 --> 00:24:38,581 What's next? Do you want to know where I buried Jimmy Hoffman? 470 00:24:39,577 --> 00:24:41,076 Dustin's brother? 471 00:24:42,323 --> 00:24:45,090 I don't know who you've been talking to, but nothing happened with Patrice. 472 00:24:45,091 --> 00:24:48,091 I mean, I didn't go here yet, but my sisters told me everything. 473 00:24:48,092 --> 00:24:50,696 She had one too many hard lemonades and she fell off the roof. 474 00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:51,635 That's it. 475 00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:53,093 No one did anything to her. 476 00:24:53,794 --> 00:24:56,094 I didn't suggest anyone did. 477 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:58,995 Did Patrice claim someone did something to her? 478 00:24:58,996 --> 00:25:01,684 No, it's all lies. Ask anyone in her pledge class. 479 00:25:01,719 --> 00:25:03,870 That's an excellent idea, Hallie. Thank you. 480 00:25:03,871 --> 00:25:05,750 So what happened after she fell? 481 00:25:05,898 --> 00:25:09,098 Nothing! It's not like she died or anything. 482 00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:11,982 Oh, and speaking of, you'll be happy to know. 483 00:25:11,983 --> 00:25:13,713 Karen? Our den mother? 484 00:25:13,976 --> 00:25:17,576 We had a car wash and raised enough money for another round of chemo. 485 00:25:18,993 --> 00:25:21,336 Stay sweet, Veronica. Bye. 486 00:25:26,565 --> 00:25:30,145 I don't know about you, but I am dripping with information. 487 00:25:30,146 --> 00:25:34,046 And I have so much information, I have no place left inside for food. 488 00:25:34,247 --> 00:25:35,447 Spill. 489 00:25:35,648 --> 00:25:41,348 Hmm. Roger Hearst is halting Selma's "Buy American" plan, hmm? 490 00:25:41,349 --> 00:25:43,749 It'll save the company hundreds of millions, but 491 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:47,850 it is exactly the kind of business practice Selma is fighting against. 492 00:25:47,851 --> 00:25:51,551 Hmm, suspicious? Hmm, I think so. Hmm. 493 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:56,052 Well, I rattled that sorority girl's cage, and she sang like a canary. 494 00:25:56,053 --> 00:25:58,453 She thinks that guy Brant is a wack job. 495 00:25:58,454 --> 00:26:00,354 Well, he's not a big fan of hers either. 496 00:26:00,355 --> 00:26:04,855 Apparently, Brant is the Smithers to Mr. Rose's Monty Burns. 497 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:09,256 There are tales of hair-stroking, Swimfan-ian-like love. 498 00:26:09,257 --> 00:26:11,680 Mr. Rose asked for help with his ten-year anniversary party. 499 00:26:11,681 --> 00:26:12,793 Brant's response? 500 00:26:12,858 --> 00:26:14,858 Throwing a teacup. 501 00:26:14,859 --> 00:26:17,007 A ten-year wedding anniversary? 502 00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:19,647 Have I taught you nothing?! 503 00:26:21,657 --> 00:26:24,383 What do we call a tenth anniversary in the P.I. biz? 504 00:26:24,384 --> 00:26:25,584 "Dine 'n' ditch." 505 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:27,251 After ten years of marriage, 506 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,205 a spouse is entitled to half of his partner's assets, 507 00:26:29,486 --> 00:26:32,486 so you cut the cord before ten years, you don't have to pay. 508 00:26:32,487 --> 00:26:33,987 But she's the one with the loot. 509 00:26:33,988 --> 00:26:35,127 That's my point exactly. 510 00:26:35,128 --> 00:26:37,143 The brother says the marriage is in trouble. 511 00:26:37,189 --> 00:26:39,176 You think the husband had her... 512 00:26:40,096 --> 00:26:41,729 you know... crrk! 513 00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:44,390 That's one extreme possibility. 514 00:26:44,391 --> 00:26:45,891 Yeah, what's the other? 515 00:26:46,192 --> 00:26:47,420 Play a hunch? 516 00:26:48,286 --> 00:26:51,456 Brant said Selma's dogs are the children she never had. 517 00:26:51,793 --> 00:26:54,949 If Budd's trying to, say, keep her hidden, 518 00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:57,725 I bet she'll be a lot quieter with her kids around. 519 00:27:01,893 --> 00:27:04,085 This is just like that time we went to Disneyland! 520 00:27:04,239 --> 00:27:06,944 If I have another altercation with Snow White... 521 00:27:06,945 --> 00:27:08,309 and her disapproving dwarfs, 522 00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:10,057 you're taking Sneezy this time. 523 00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:11,823 Okay. 524 00:27:11,824 --> 00:27:14,680 Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na! 525 00:27:16,350 --> 00:27:17,762 The park is closed. 526 00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:20,009 The walrus out front should have told you. 527 00:27:26,447 --> 00:27:28,201 Honey, stealthy, remember? 528 00:27:28,202 --> 00:27:30,027 Right! Sorry. 529 00:27:37,696 --> 00:27:40,161 You are not going to find this anywhere else. 530 00:27:40,162 --> 00:27:43,059 This is one of the top-rated bagless... 531 00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,556 vacuum cleaners on the market... 532 00:27:44,557 --> 00:27:47,088 On the market today, and if you call right now, 533 00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:49,414 you're not only going to get the upholstery attachment, 534 00:27:49,449 --> 00:27:50,619 but we are going to give you the... 535 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:51,810 Mrs. Rose? 536 00:27:53,718 --> 00:27:54,816 Are you all right? 537 00:27:54,995 --> 00:27:58,264 I'd be better if you'd close the door and didn't try to rescue me. 538 00:28:02,813 --> 00:28:06,179 Mrs. Rose, my name is Keith Mars. I'm a private investigator. 539 00:28:06,805 --> 00:28:08,949 Cyrus O'Dell hired me to find you. 540 00:28:09,947 --> 00:28:13,257 Poor Cyrus. He can't get anything right, can he? 541 00:28:14,217 --> 00:28:15,652 You were at the reception. 542 00:28:15,896 --> 00:28:18,190 This is my daughter, Veronica. She works with me... 543 00:28:18,191 --> 00:28:19,374 occasionally. 544 00:28:19,649 --> 00:28:21,158 Ryan. Tatum. 545 00:28:22,093 --> 00:28:23,900 When he gets in a jam, I make with the cute. 546 00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:26,466 Well, you can tell Cyrus I'm safe. 547 00:28:26,467 --> 00:28:28,861 Well, can I tell him how you wound up missing in your own guesthouse? 548 00:28:30,978 --> 00:28:32,535 Are you in some sort of trouble? 549 00:28:32,923 --> 00:28:34,925 I will be if you tell anyone you saw me, 550 00:28:34,926 --> 00:28:36,899 so I would appreciate it if you didn't. 551 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:40,166 I can appreciate it monetarily if that's necessary. 552 00:28:40,201 --> 00:28:41,204 It isn't. 553 00:28:41,312 --> 00:28:44,647 I'm already being paid by someone who's extremely concerned about you. 554 00:28:45,594 --> 00:28:48,054 Well, how about I tell you my story... 555 00:28:48,055 --> 00:28:50,730 and you find a way to let Cyrus know I'm okay, 556 00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:51,822 without giving me up? 557 00:28:51,823 --> 00:28:52,860 No promises. 558 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:54,638 He's afraid you've been kidnapped. 559 00:28:54,947 --> 00:28:56,711 Nope. No kidnapping here. 560 00:28:56,712 --> 00:28:59,246 Just good old-fashioned blackmail. 561 00:28:59,603 --> 00:29:01,623 My husband knows about my lover, 562 00:29:01,624 --> 00:29:04,970 and he's demanded I "disappear" until after our tenth anniversary. 563 00:29:04,971 --> 00:29:06,448 The dine 'n' ditch. 564 00:29:06,449 --> 00:29:08,586 What? He'd only wind up with ten million... 565 00:29:08,587 --> 00:29:09,809 instead of a hundred? 566 00:29:09,810 --> 00:29:10,934 Something like that. 567 00:29:10,979 --> 00:29:13,320 Look, I've just got two days to go. 568 00:29:13,321 --> 00:29:15,271 You could stall Cyrus that long. 569 00:29:15,272 --> 00:29:17,891 But why make you disappear? 570 00:29:18,138 --> 00:29:21,277 Why not just wait to make you sign the divorce papers... 571 00:29:21,278 --> 00:29:23,630 until after the ten-year anniversary? 572 00:29:23,990 --> 00:29:25,219 I wish I knew. 573 00:29:25,727 --> 00:29:26,708 I know! 574 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:30,911 Your brother is killing your "Buy American" plan. 575 00:29:31,246 --> 00:29:34,110 He's negotiating with southeast Asian companies. 576 00:29:34,111 --> 00:29:37,125 In a few days, your company will be locked in the contracts. 577 00:29:37,126 --> 00:29:38,672 Your stock's going through the roof. 578 00:29:38,673 --> 00:29:42,444 Budd stands to make millions more in a 50-50 split. 579 00:29:42,445 --> 00:29:43,545 What a bastard. 580 00:29:43,546 --> 00:29:44,612 Hey. Veronica. 581 00:29:44,613 --> 00:29:45,626 She's right. 582 00:29:45,627 --> 00:29:48,055 Our marriage was great until after his accident. 583 00:29:48,056 --> 00:29:49,882 Suddenly, he had something to prove, 584 00:29:49,883 --> 00:29:52,578 and having sex with as many women as possible... 585 00:29:52,579 --> 00:29:54,182 was, apparently, the way to do it. 586 00:29:55,005 --> 00:29:56,207 You know, I'm sorry if this is out of line, 587 00:29:56,208 --> 00:29:58,671 but plenty of couples have split over infidelity. 588 00:29:58,672 --> 00:29:59,895 I'm sure you can find a lawyer... 589 00:29:59,896 --> 00:30:01,631 who could get you out of this less expensively. 590 00:30:01,632 --> 00:30:04,541 Have you ever been a walking punch line, Mr. Mars? 591 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:06,569 I mean, on a national scale? 592 00:30:06,669 --> 00:30:07,907 Actually... 593 00:30:07,908 --> 00:30:09,256 Because I've been, 594 00:30:09,257 --> 00:30:12,018 and I've spent the rest of my life trying to earn back... 595 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,660 a certain measure of respect. 596 00:30:16,209 --> 00:30:18,862 This would put me back at square one. 597 00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:24,376 Hallie?! 598 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:25,833 So you've met. 599 00:30:25,971 --> 00:30:28,611 She called me out of the reception and broke the news. 600 00:30:28,612 --> 00:30:31,200 She didn't love me. She seduced me for Budd. 601 00:30:31,201 --> 00:30:33,842 They're going to run away together and live off my money. 602 00:30:34,153 --> 00:30:35,836 Maybe we can fix this another way. 603 00:30:35,967 --> 00:30:38,204 Were you wearing those earrings the night you went missing? 604 00:30:38,205 --> 00:30:39,249 I was. 605 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:41,905 And do you have access to Bud's e-mail accounts? 606 00:30:42,378 --> 00:30:43,570 So the plan's in motion? 607 00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:45,009 As we speak. 608 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:48,126 We found the perfect eyewitness to the "kidnapping." 609 00:30:48,127 --> 00:30:49,794 That's not me, is it? 610 00:30:49,959 --> 00:30:52,533 Whatever happened to "winter, spring, summer, or fall; 611 00:30:52,534 --> 00:30:55,228 all I got to do is call, and you'll be there"? 612 00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:59,657 Man, all my orifices just went on lockdown. 613 00:31:08,303 --> 00:31:11,794 Here comes Peter Cottontail 614 00:31:11,795 --> 00:31:14,836 Hoppin' down the bunny trail 615 00:31:14,842 --> 00:31:18,870 Hippity-hoppity Easter's on its way 616 00:31:27,717 --> 00:31:29,150 Hey! Hey! Stop! 617 00:31:39,509 --> 00:31:40,754 Who needs a spanking? 618 00:31:46,378 --> 00:31:48,747 It's okay, Veronica. It's okay. I'm here to help. 619 00:31:48,979 --> 00:31:50,527 What the hell is going on?! 620 00:31:50,528 --> 00:31:51,829 Just calm down, all right? 621 00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:54,223 Mr. Echolls has been concerned about your safety. 622 00:31:54,258 --> 00:31:56,062 I've been hired to keep an eye on you. 623 00:32:03,231 --> 00:32:04,281 Sheriff, hey. 624 00:32:04,282 --> 00:32:06,652 This man came in, wanted to file a report. 625 00:32:06,853 --> 00:32:09,953 He claims to have seen Selma Rose the night she went missing. 626 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:11,274 That guy? 627 00:32:11,685 --> 00:32:12,647 Yeah. 628 00:32:12,648 --> 00:32:14,709 Said he saw her having a fight with a girl from the college. 629 00:32:14,710 --> 00:32:16,881 I got him looking at a Hearst yearbook right now. 630 00:32:17,190 --> 00:32:18,234 Found her! 631 00:32:29,174 --> 00:32:30,794 Oh, my God. Was I, like, speeding? 632 00:32:30,795 --> 00:32:32,080 'Cause I so didn't know. 633 00:32:32,081 --> 00:32:33,257 No, no, no. You were fine. 634 00:32:33,929 --> 00:32:35,288 Oh, okay. I didn't think I was. 635 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:36,999 I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle. 636 00:32:37,898 --> 00:32:39,540 SEARCH WARRANT AND AFFIDAVIT 637 00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:47,505 I have spent the last few days being terrified... 638 00:32:47,506 --> 00:32:50,781 that I had some whacked-out rapist following me! 639 00:32:50,997 --> 00:32:52,047 Look, I had the same fear. 640 00:32:52,048 --> 00:32:53,546 So you pay someone to tail me? 641 00:32:53,547 --> 00:32:56,768 No, so I asked you to stop putting yourself in danger, 642 00:32:56,769 --> 00:32:58,172 and you told me to piss off. 643 00:32:58,173 --> 00:32:59,729 Then I hired someone to protect you. 644 00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:01,478 You had no right to do that. 645 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,456 Look, that's probably true, okay? 646 00:33:03,457 --> 00:33:05,095 It's just I don't care. 647 00:33:06,779 --> 00:33:07,938 You don't care? 648 00:33:07,939 --> 00:33:10,949 Look... I don't give a rat's ass if it's right or fair. 649 00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:13,234 I don't care if you're angry. I care that you're safe. 650 00:33:13,235 --> 00:33:16,857 That's all sweet and great, but it doesn't really work that way. 651 00:33:16,892 --> 00:33:20,638 It's not like this is all some new facet of my personality. 652 00:33:20,639 --> 00:33:22,378 You know who I am! 653 00:33:22,413 --> 00:33:23,451 You know what I do. 654 00:33:23,452 --> 00:33:24,452 And? 655 00:33:24,453 --> 00:33:26,198 And... it isn't gonna change. 656 00:33:26,199 --> 00:33:28,003 And if you can't accept that, this isn't gonna work. 657 00:33:28,004 --> 00:33:29,888 You know who I am. 658 00:33:31,198 --> 00:33:33,577 And you're constantly expecting me to change. 659 00:33:35,006 --> 00:33:37,925 And even right now, as you're thinking, "crap, he's got a point," 660 00:33:37,926 --> 00:33:40,562 you still think you're ultimately right. 661 00:33:43,034 --> 00:33:44,656 I love you, Veronica. 662 00:33:47,034 --> 00:33:48,638 I love you. 663 00:33:51,999 --> 00:33:53,239 But, do you love me? 664 00:33:57,664 --> 00:33:58,682 Yeah. 665 00:34:00,364 --> 00:34:02,799 Well then, can we try to go a little easier on each other? 666 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,686 Yeah, I think that's a good idea. 667 00:34:09,471 --> 00:34:10,916 So, are we okay? 668 00:34:12,813 --> 00:34:15,340 Yeah... we're okay. 669 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:23,125 Can I help you? 670 00:34:23,126 --> 00:34:24,126 Yes. 671 00:34:24,127 --> 00:34:25,127 You can move out of my way. 672 00:34:27,045 --> 00:34:28,382 Brant, who is it? 673 00:34:30,687 --> 00:34:32,111 Oh, is this about Selma? 674 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:33,548 H- have you found her? 675 00:34:33,746 --> 00:34:35,769 No, sir, we didn't find your wife. 676 00:34:35,770 --> 00:34:37,193 We did find one of her earrings, though. 677 00:34:37,194 --> 00:34:39,211 It was in your girlfriend's car. 678 00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:41,944 We also found love letters from you on Hallie's laptop. 679 00:34:41,945 --> 00:34:43,952 I can see why you like her so much. She's a very sweet girl. 680 00:34:43,953 --> 00:34:45,053 Not very tough, though. 681 00:34:45,054 --> 00:34:47,645 She said we should take a look in your guesthouse. 682 00:34:51,064 --> 00:34:53,275 Cute, young girlfriend, rich, older wife. 683 00:34:53,276 --> 00:34:55,260 I'm kind of shocked I'm not investigating a murder. 684 00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:58,712 Look... you can keep on talking all you want. 685 00:34:58,713 --> 00:35:02,181 But, I'm not saying one more word until my lawyer gets here. 686 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:06,694 Uh, Mrs. Rose is hoping for a moment alone with her husband. 687 00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:19,739 Was Roger in on it, or were you just counting on him to do the wrong thing? 688 00:35:20,456 --> 00:35:22,205 He is reliable that way. 689 00:35:25,794 --> 00:35:27,667 An early anniversary present, 690 00:35:28,013 --> 00:35:30,382 unless you had your heart set on prison. 691 00:35:33,774 --> 00:35:34,928 I'm grateful for your help, 692 00:35:34,929 --> 00:35:36,939 but a little surprised I didn't get a discount, 693 00:35:36,974 --> 00:35:38,563 repeat customer and all. 694 00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:41,180 I didn't charge you for the photocopies or the stamps. 695 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:42,298 Oh, that was nice. 696 00:35:44,930 --> 00:35:47,544 Who knew the cavalry would be so handsome? 697 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:50,023 Don't be nice to me, Selma. It'll ruin everything. 698 00:35:50,024 --> 00:35:51,426 I'm on my way to vote. 699 00:35:51,427 --> 00:35:53,171 Fate of the Greeks in my hands, and all. 700 00:35:53,172 --> 00:35:54,180 How are they faring? 701 00:35:54,181 --> 00:35:55,580 I know it's a difficult decision. 702 00:35:55,581 --> 00:35:57,854 My official vote is "screw 'em." 703 00:35:57,855 --> 00:35:58,975 They're out of here. 704 00:36:12,396 --> 00:36:14,944 I know you think I'm some kind of gold digger, but I love Budd. 705 00:36:14,945 --> 00:36:16,573 And all of his beautiful money? 706 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:18,863 Or is true love so blind you didn't notice... 707 00:36:18,864 --> 00:36:20,913 he's an adulterer older than your father... 708 00:36:20,914 --> 00:36:22,309 and confined to a wheelchair? 709 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:24,587 Budd Rose is more of a man than you could ever begin to handle. 710 00:36:24,622 --> 00:36:27,369 Slow down, Anna Nicole. You're skeeving me out. 711 00:36:27,370 --> 00:36:30,327 And the fact is I don't care if he's Ron Jeremy on wheels. 712 00:36:30,328 --> 00:36:33,073 You want to impress me? Tell me the truth about Patrice Pitrelli. 713 00:36:33,074 --> 00:36:35,218 I told you. I didn't go here then. 714 00:36:35,253 --> 00:36:36,958 Besides, Patrice's best friend in the whole world... 715 00:36:36,959 --> 00:36:37,959 just faked a rape. 716 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,098 Why aren't you picking on her? 717 00:36:39,099 --> 00:36:40,555 Patrice was friends with Claire? 718 00:36:40,816 --> 00:36:42,774 Yeah, they were in the same pledge class. 719 00:36:47,889 --> 00:36:49,322 What did Chip Diller have to do with... 720 00:36:49,323 --> 00:36:52,718 Patrice Pitrelli falling off the roof of the Theta Beta house? 721 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,503 Come in. We'll enlighten you. 722 00:36:55,695 --> 00:36:56,772 Who's "we"? 723 00:36:56,773 --> 00:36:59,268 Look who just showed up asking about Patrice. 724 00:36:59,269 --> 00:37:01,228 Veronica Mars. 725 00:37:01,229 --> 00:37:03,898 Well, I'm impressed with your tenacity, if not your politics. 726 00:37:04,199 --> 00:37:05,993 I can die happy. 727 00:37:06,271 --> 00:37:07,951 What did you hear about Patrice? 728 00:37:07,952 --> 00:37:09,914 She fell off the roof of the Theta Beta house. 729 00:37:10,007 --> 00:37:11,166 She didn't fall. 730 00:37:11,167 --> 00:37:12,886 She walked right off. 731 00:37:13,088 --> 00:37:14,130 Why? 732 00:37:14,131 --> 00:37:15,914 Finally, a smart question. 733 00:37:16,504 --> 00:37:18,357 The Theta Betas used to take some pledges... 734 00:37:18,358 --> 00:37:20,282 to a secret room where they'd have them undress. 735 00:37:20,283 --> 00:37:22,203 Are you still trying to sell that? 736 00:37:22,204 --> 00:37:24,979 I've been there. There is no two-way mirror. 737 00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:26,155 Then they panelled over it. 738 00:37:26,156 --> 00:37:27,177 I saw it. 739 00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:30,289 The rush officer would have the girls strip in front of the mirror. 740 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:33,528 Then they'd point out the parts that they thought needed work, 741 00:37:33,529 --> 00:37:35,110 like they were being helpful. 742 00:37:35,111 --> 00:37:37,090 They'd circle them with a magic marker, 743 00:37:37,091 --> 00:37:39,521 like a plastic surgeon does during a consultation. 744 00:37:39,522 --> 00:37:40,522 They did that to you? 745 00:37:40,908 --> 00:37:41,981 No. 746 00:37:41,982 --> 00:37:45,163 They only did it to the girls who they thought needed help. 747 00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:47,179 And Patrice needed help. 748 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,037 They practically covered her in circles. 749 00:37:49,038 --> 00:37:52,104 I mean, she was pale and pudgy, but a legacy. 750 00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:55,190 She was already crying when someone turned on the light in the secret room. 751 00:37:55,191 --> 00:37:56,569 And there they were. 752 00:37:56,570 --> 00:38:00,100 A crowd of Pi Sigs laughing their asses off. 753 00:38:00,401 --> 00:38:02,558 Chip Diller started calling her "marshmallow," 754 00:38:02,559 --> 00:38:03,714 and the name stuck. 755 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,141 They used permanent marker. 756 00:38:05,142 --> 00:38:07,815 So not only does she have to deal with being called "marshmallow," 757 00:38:07,816 --> 00:38:09,719 she had those marks all over her for weeks. 758 00:38:10,093 --> 00:38:13,154 The sorority sisters kept telling her a tan would fix everything. 759 00:38:13,155 --> 00:38:16,002 They kept insisting she lay on the roof with the rest of us. 760 00:38:16,003 --> 00:38:17,728 But she was still all marked up. 761 00:38:18,449 --> 00:38:21,071 She surprised us one day by walking out on the roof. 762 00:38:21,072 --> 00:38:23,001 But instead of plopping down on a towel, 763 00:38:23,102 --> 00:38:25,407 she just strolled right off the edge. 764 00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:27,707 What happened to her? 765 00:38:27,886 --> 00:38:29,588 She was in the hospital for a couple of months. 766 00:38:29,732 --> 00:38:31,535 Now she's in a mental-health facility. 767 00:38:34,642 --> 00:38:35,785 You don't believe it? 768 00:38:35,786 --> 00:38:37,402 Oh, I believe you. 769 00:38:38,246 --> 00:38:39,700 And I think it's horrible. 770 00:38:41,389 --> 00:38:42,940 I also think it's... 771 00:38:42,941 --> 00:38:46,371 powerful motivation for someone to take desperate action. 772 00:38:47,010 --> 00:38:49,001 Fake a rape, right? 773 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:54,328 Possibly a series of rapes. 774 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,447 How many of them were real? 775 00:38:57,448 --> 00:38:59,915 I mean, other than Chip Diller's. 776 00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:03,224 There hasn't been any forensic evidence; 777 00:39:03,225 --> 00:39:05,930 no semen, no hair found on any of the victims. 778 00:39:05,965 --> 00:39:08,312 The Greeks would be gone if you hadn't gotten them off. 779 00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:09,553 Are you proud of that fact? 780 00:39:09,554 --> 00:39:11,999 The moral superiority would fit better... 781 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,765 if there wasn't already one fake rape on your résumé. 782 00:39:15,922 --> 00:39:18,406 Nothing hurts the cause more than that. 783 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:21,253 You know I'm right. 784 00:39:23,790 --> 00:39:25,117 I'll show myself out. 785 00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:35,070 Wine, wine, wine 786 00:39:38,148 --> 00:39:42,970 One or two won't do 787 00:39:44,084 --> 00:39:46,646 'Cause I want it all 788 00:39:53,202 --> 00:39:57,386 And I hope I hope 789 00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,902 Hope you know what I'm thinking of 790 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:12,365 I want all of your love 791 00:40:12,830 --> 00:40:14,830 Transcript: Inigo [vmtranscripts.com] Synchro: Camilla & Michele [veronicamars.it]