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Previously on "Veronica Mars"...
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How many women like me have to be raped,
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have to end up like this...
their heads shaved...
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before this administration
listens to our demands?
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Shut down the fraternity houses!
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Welcome to Zeta Theta Beta. I'm Hallie.
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- What's your name?
- Veronica.
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There's no question
Claire lied about the rape.
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You're expelled from Hearst
college as of this moment.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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300 points? Nice work.
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Look, this is our business.
I don't have to apologize...
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For being a rapist?
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You should meet Chip. He's
president of the Pi Sigs.
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This girl accused me of rape last year.
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Oh, you!
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Ooh!
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Dude, come here!
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Dude!
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It's Chip Diller!
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Your portfolio was still in a former
editor's desk when I took over.
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I understand you two had some
baggage... but that's irrelevant to me.
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I'll take a talented
photographer where I can find one.
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Great. Thanks.
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You free tonight?
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Um...
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To take photos?
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Yes. It's why you're here.
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You know about the election?
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The Board of Trustees
is voting on a resolution
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to remove the Greek system from Hearst.
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That's the one. Vote's tomorrow.
Tonight there's a reception...
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that's university speak
for "Cocktail party"...
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for the Board of Trustees.
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- We need art.
- Yeah, I can shoot it.
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Bonus points if you get the
dean wearing a lampshade.
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But mostly we want pictures of our
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most famous alum and
board member, Selma Rose.
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Selma Hearst Rose?
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The very.
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Granddaughter of our illustrious founder
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and heir to the Hearst-mart fortune.
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They polled all the trustees.
Word is, Selma's the swing vote.
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My mom, California's last
flower child, loved her.
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She had a poster of her... you
know the shot I'm talking about?
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Flying over Watts in '73,
dumping out sacks of cash...
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her entire trust fund.
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She's giving the thumbs-up,
huge smile on her face,
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while millions rain down on the ghetto.
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Well...
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she had her heart in the right place.
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Riots ensued.
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She was arrested when she landed.
Served a month in county jail.
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Perhaps the most embarrassing
case of "Noblesse oblige"
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- in the 20th century.
- Yo! You guys pay for photos?
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- Sometimes.
- Great.
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I got your front page right here.
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Is that Chip Diller?
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President of the Pi
Sigs in all his glory.
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I'm off to steal the souls of the rich
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with my evil image-capturing device.
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Have fun. Oh, and call Logan.
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He left a couple messages.
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I will. Bye!
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Wow. Synchronicity.
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Hey, there. Tall, dark, and timely.
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I've been trying to reach you
all day. Did you get my messages?
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I did. I'm sorry. I was gonna...
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We need to have a talk, a serious one.
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Yeah, I got that from your messages.
That's why I haven't called.
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I haven't had time to have a talk.
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Well, then I'll make it quick.
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I want you to stay
away from the rape case.
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Okay? Just let it go. It's clear
the rapist knows who you are.
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He doesn't know about the hair...
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just about the getting dosed part.
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Well, maybe he should be
in the loop on this one.
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Don't you dare.
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Fine. Just stop digging around.
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Okay? No more looking
into the serial rapes.
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No more putting your nose
where it doesn't belong.
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My nose kind of belongs
wherever I decide to put it.
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I'm worried about you.
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Okay? I want you to stop
now. I'm not kidding.
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Kind of a 180, isn't
it? Can we rewind a week?
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Cue it up to the part
where you were asking me
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to exonerate your Mexican
vacation buddy, Mercer.
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That was before you were attacked.
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Why can't you for once
just leave things alone?
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Okay, now you're
starting to piss me off.
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Frankly, Veronica, so what?!
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You're not invincible, and
you're not always right!
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Hey!
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You might want to stop
yelling at my daughter.
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Yeah? You might want to start.
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Dad, please, it's okay.
He's just worried about me.
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Does he have a reason to be?
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The Hearst rapist has everyone on edge.
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Hey, you take care of yourself.
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I'm always a phone call away.
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I know you are.
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Ciao, papa.
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Selma, who am I gonna tell?
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How can I be the swing vote if you
know which way I'm going to swing?
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Mind if I take a quick shot
for the Hearst Free Press?
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Which one of my good sides do you want?
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I'm guessing the one without
the trail of Thousand Island.
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Should really be nice to me.
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I'm about to kiss your ass.
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I want to thank you all for coming.
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Hearst College is extremely fortunate
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to have such well-respected
members on its board.
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And we're especially thrilled tonight
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to add Selma Rose to
our distinguished panel.
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Since taking over the family
business two years ago,
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Ms. Rose has step-by-step
turned Hearst-mart
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into a leader in
corporate responsibility.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I
give you Selma Hearst Rose.
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Selma?
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You're not waiting for me to
carry you piggyback, are you?
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Selma?
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Foul play. You think?
What makes you say so?
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An extremely wealthy woman disappears
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in the middle of a
reception held in her honor.
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Don't you find that...
I don't know... odd?
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Well, I mean there's "odd"
and there's "foul play."
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Rich ladies aren't the
most reliable creatures.
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Of course... she must have
remembered her tennis lesson.
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How silly of her to forget.
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I don't suppose there's someone I can
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speak with who would
take this seriously.
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Dollars to doughnuts,
you'll find her sobbing
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into a mojito at the club
because she lost an earring.
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Well, you'd be the doughnut expert.
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Excuse me.
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Beer off your belly,
hand out of your boxers.
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Put on some pants. I'm
bringing home a visitor.
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Okay, I love you. Bye.
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I've known this woman
for almost 20 years.
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If there's a microphone and an audience,
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she's not going anywhere unless dragged.
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- You talked to her husband?
- He's terrified.
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I'm telling you, anyone who knows Selma
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knows something is seriously wrong.
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Look, the sheriff is an idiot.
I've met smarter sandwiches.
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I'm afraid she's been kidnapped, Keith.
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Hearst College has had riots, rapes,
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and now abductions.
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I need you to find her.
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www.MY-SUBS.com.
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So, I'll do what I can
on the computer tonight
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and start with the
legwork in the morning.
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Thanks Keith. Oh, one last thing...
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one of the board members said he
saw Selma talking to a waitress
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as I began my introduction.
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He turned around as
I was calling for her,
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and she was gone.
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All right. We'll follow up on that.
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Goodnight, Cyrus.
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So, here's my thought...
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I'll go talk to the family tomorrow,
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and you talk to the
waitress and the caterer.
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Ah... High road, low road.
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Got it.
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So, one of the board members said
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they saw Selma Rose
talking with a waitress
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before she disappeared.
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I was hoping to get the names
and numbers of your waitstaff.
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- Who are you again?
- Veronica... Mars.
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I'm working for the dean.
You can call him if you want.
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Well, if it was a
waitress and not a waiter,
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then you only need one name.
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There was only one
girl working last night.
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Hey, Fern. What up, girl?
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What do you want, Buffy,
Tiffany, whatever your name is?
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"The Female Voice in Celtic Literature."
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"I am woman, hear me bore".
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I heard you had a little chat
with Selma Rose last night,
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right before she
disappeared. Can I guess?
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She was contemplating a nose ring?
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I was letting her know
she had a phone call.
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- Who was calling for her?
- I don't know. Some woman.
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Look, the phone was ringing
off the hook in the kitchen,
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it was driving me up a
wall, so I answered it.
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Someone wanted to speak to Selma Rose,
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and I was nice enough
to relay the message.
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- You didn't ask who was calling?
- I didn't care.
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You know what's funny...
and not like funny "ha ha"...
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a driving force in getting
the Greeks kicked off campus...
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that's you...
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is the last person seen
speaking to the trustee
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with the swing vote.
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You know what else is kind of funny...
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the girl who saved the Pi Sigs
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is apparently leading the charge
to track down that swing vote.
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I wasn't saving the Pi Sigs,
I was getting to the truth.
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Well, the truth is
that your Pi Sig friend
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just kicked off "Sex Quest '06."
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You know what that is, freshman?
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Yeah. They award themselves
points for getting laid.
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Just watch what you drink.
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Mr. Mars. Sorry to keep you waiting.
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What is that? Is that a goldfish?
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It's a carp... a golden carp awarded...
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please don't touch it.
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My name is Brant. I am Mr.
Rose's personal assistant.
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Unfortunately, Mr. Mars,
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my employer won't be able
to see you at the moment.
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- He's resting.
- I believe he's expecting me.
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Mr. Rose is understandably distraught,
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as I'm sure you can... Understand.
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I've been hired to find Mrs. Rose.
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I'm sure Mr. Rose will want to
do everything possible to help.
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Of course he does.
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But as I mentioned, he's
not available at the moment.
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Brant... Will you stop
harassing our guest?
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Bring him in here.
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Mr. Rose, this...
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Yes, Brant, thank you, I know.
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- Can I get you...
- No, just some privacy, please.
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I'm sorry about Brant.
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He, uh, he tries to protect me from,
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well, just about everything, actually.
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Do you have any news about my wife yet?
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I'm sorry. Not yet.
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Cyrus fears she's been... Kidnapped.
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Is that what you think?
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Right now, it's a missing-person case.
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There's no ransom note.
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No reason to jump to that conclusion.
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No, no, right. I know. I know.
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I should be stronger about all this.
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Has your wife had any
business problems that, uh,
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you might be aware of?
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Selma's always having business problems.
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She's had to fight the
board tooth and nail
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for every bit of reform
she's brought about.
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I'm afraid I don't know much
about the business anymore.
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Her brother Roger's
flying in later today.
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He was coming in for a meeting anyway.
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He'll be taking care of
the company in her absence.
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- Well, it would be helpful to speak to him.
- Oh, yes, of course.
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I'll have Brant give you
the number to his assistant.
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She flew in yesterday.
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He likes to call her his...
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"Advance team."
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She's worse than Brant, actually.
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00:12:31,589 --> 00:12:32,654
Please let me know
249
00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:35,056
if I can be of any further
assistance, Mr. Mars.
250
00:12:38,444 --> 00:12:40,134
Terrifying, aren't they?
251
00:12:45,079 --> 00:12:46,755
Nice car. Yours?
252
00:12:46,789 --> 00:12:48,005
No.
253
00:12:48,039 --> 00:12:51,052
That belongs to the
grossly overpaid dog walker.
254
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,728
I should get his name.
255
00:12:53,822 --> 00:12:55,424
It's a she.
256
00:13:04,595 --> 00:13:06,596
Guess who's on the phone for you.
257
00:13:06,822 --> 00:13:09,929
Someone who wants to sit on
hold while you play stupid games.
258
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,029
Martina Vasquez.
259
00:13:12,063 --> 00:13:14,798
Martina Vasquez? The
hottie from Channel 9?
260
00:13:14,883 --> 00:13:17,839
Said she had a few questions
about Selma Rose's disappearance.
261
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:20,163
Put her through for me?
262
00:13:23,305 --> 00:13:24,746
Martina Vasquez.
263
00:13:31,863 --> 00:13:34,399
Ms. Vasquez, what can I do for you?
264
00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:39,248
Well, I am here to help in
absolutely any way that I can.
265
00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:42,314
By the way, I caught your
most recent piece on, uh...
266
00:13:43,345 --> 00:13:44,824
the morning-after pill.
267
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,059
It was... informative.
268
00:13:47,466 --> 00:13:49,394
Well, thank you, sheriff,
269
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:50,957
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
270
00:13:51,544 --> 00:13:54,580
We've learned that Selma
Rose received a phone call
271
00:13:54,614 --> 00:13:56,191
before she went missing.
272
00:13:56,225 --> 00:13:58,711
Have you learned who
the call was from yet?
273
00:13:58,745 --> 00:14:01,445
Actually, Martina, we checked that out,
274
00:14:01,479 --> 00:14:03,296
and it was false information.
275
00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:05,269
There was no record of an
incoming call that night.
276
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:06,401
You're sure?
277
00:14:06,435 --> 00:14:07,734
If you'd like,
278
00:14:07,768 --> 00:14:10,069
I can keep you in the loop
with this sort of stuff.
279
00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:11,348
Hello?
280
00:14:11,525 --> 00:14:12,744
Dad, I'm on the phone.
281
00:14:12,778 --> 00:14:14,045
Oh, sorry, honey!
282
00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:15,780
Let me know when you're off.
283
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,148
Sheriff...
284
00:14:17,182 --> 00:14:20,049
You were saying you'd be
able to keep me in the loop?
285
00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:25,791
I'm off!
286
00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:32,129
The Pi Sigs are doing
their "Sex quest" again.
287
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:34,677
Collecting points for conquests?
288
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:36,797
Think that's such a good idea
289
00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:39,638
at a university with a
serial rapist on the loose?
290
00:14:40,315 --> 00:14:42,119
You raise an uninteresting point.
291
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:45,459
But, hey, don't worry your
pretty head about your pal Dick.
292
00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:48,916
My points are in order, courtesy
of Miss Bonnie Capistrano.
293
00:14:50,092 --> 00:14:52,293
Her curvature of the
spine is hardly noticeable.
294
00:14:52,402 --> 00:14:54,922
But I still got the handicapped bonus.
295
00:14:55,056 --> 00:14:56,690
You're repugnant, Dick.
296
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,662
Seriously, you'd hardly notice it.
297
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:03,069
Ever stop to think that
the Pi Sig's "Sex quest"
298
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,058
might be connected to
your Pi Sig president
299
00:15:05,092 --> 00:15:07,227
getting his head shaved,
like it's a warning?
300
00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:09,345
Or retribution or something?
301
00:15:09,895 --> 00:15:12,187
Actually... that kind of makes sense.
302
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:16,381
Okay, I'm so not supposed
to be telling you this...
303
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,849
But it's... way too good.
304
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,840
So, not only did Chip get Kojaked,
305
00:15:20,874 --> 00:15:22,099
someone put a Roman numeral
306
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,945
on one of those little
plastic Easter eggs
307
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:27,011
and stuck it in his
where-the-sun-don't-shine place.
308
00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:29,589
And you know where that is.
309
00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:33,525
Worst Easter-egg hunt... Ever.
310
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,863
Not a banner day for Chip Diller.
311
00:15:41,088 --> 00:15:43,841
He had to get one of the brothers
to help unpack his suitcase.
312
00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:46,677
- What was the number?
- What?
313
00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,993
You said there was a Roman
numeral in the Easter egg.
314
00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:50,443
You're missing the point.
315
00:15:50,687 --> 00:15:53,090
They put it up his bleedin' bum.
316
00:15:53,373 --> 00:15:56,982
Which speaks to the number being
significant, don't you think?
317
00:15:57,016 --> 00:15:58,187
I guess.
318
00:15:58,305 --> 00:15:59,657
I don't know what the number is.
319
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:01,215
It wasn't a baby shower.
320
00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:03,493
We didn't all sit around
waiting for him to open the egg
321
00:16:03,494 --> 00:16:04,994
so we could see what he got.
322
00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:06,449
Do you know what he did with it?
323
00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:08,363
If it's not in his hope chest,
324
00:16:08,549 --> 00:16:10,014
I'm thinking he threw it out.
325
00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:11,732
When is your garbage collected?
326
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,871
And you think I'm "repungent."
327
00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:15,990
Yes, Dick. Yes, I do.
328
00:16:16,411 --> 00:16:18,078
The garbage truck comes Friday morning.
329
00:16:18,079 --> 00:16:19,679
"Morty the Homeless
Dude" comes Thursdays
330
00:16:19,706 --> 00:16:21,407
to pull out the bottles and the cans.
331
00:16:21,639 --> 00:16:23,754
I can't tell you if they
recycle "keister" eggs.
332
00:16:28,436 --> 00:16:30,170
Why are you following me around?
333
00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:33,480
Fulfilling my gym requirement.
Yoga had a written final.
334
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:36,000
So, it turns out there was no record
335
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:38,703
of an incoming call the night
of Selma Hearst's reception.
336
00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:41,684
Maybe the call came from another
extension in the building.
337
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,090
You ever think of that?
338
00:16:43,845 --> 00:16:45,170
- Oh.
- Hmm.
339
00:16:45,828 --> 00:16:47,295
Just one more thing.
340
00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:51,703
When you stick an Easter egg
in a frat boy's "out" door,
341
00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:54,137
do you kiss him first?
342
00:16:54,353 --> 00:16:55,648
Is that a riddle?
343
00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:56,902
Poor Chip.
344
00:16:57,362 --> 00:16:59,428
You really "wrecked him."
345
00:17:02,084 --> 00:17:04,086
Ba-dum-bum.
346
00:17:14,662 --> 00:17:16,230
Morty, my man!
347
00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:18,954
So, this is my friend Veronica.
348
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,269
Veronica, Morty. Morty, Veronica.
349
00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:26,892
This might sound like
a strange proposition,
350
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:29,255
but while you're down there...
351
00:17:38,305 --> 00:17:39,905
What the hell, Bonnie?!
352
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,941
That's exactly what I was thinking.
353
00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:44,060
Another cute frat boy. What the hell?
354
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:46,306
You realize you're worth,
like, half the points now.
355
00:17:46,494 --> 00:17:48,484
You went from top shelf
to bargain-basement in,
356
00:17:48,518 --> 00:17:49,695
like, three seconds!
357
00:17:49,729 --> 00:17:53,240
It was more like the third-floor
bathroom to the pinball machine
358
00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:55,759
in, like, 47 minutes.
359
00:18:00,382 --> 00:18:03,976
"She always gets a replay.
Never tilts at all."
360
00:18:08,122 --> 00:18:09,611
Got it.
361
00:18:11,201 --> 00:18:13,898
Aah. The incredible, inedible egg.
362
00:18:20,687 --> 00:18:21,854
Selma's fine.
363
00:18:21,888 --> 00:18:23,455
Trust me. I know my sister.
364
00:18:23,489 --> 00:18:25,099
This is her just flaking out.
365
00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:26,133
Again?
366
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:28,068
Why is it doing that blinking thing?
367
00:18:29,044 --> 00:18:31,512
She's probably wrapped in algae
somewhere outside of Santa Fe,
368
00:18:31,513 --> 00:18:33,468
with a couple of cucumber
slices on her eyes.
369
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,348
If she decided to
"flake," as you put it,
370
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,628
don't you think the middle of
her reception is an odd time?
371
00:18:37,652 --> 00:18:38,927
Oh, it's the perfect time...
372
00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:40,561
right before she had to make a decision.
373
00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:42,501
Doesn't sound like the behavior
374
00:18:42,535 --> 00:18:45,167
of the top executive of
a fortune 500 company.
375
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,384
Oh, my sister's not a businesswoman.
376
00:18:47,568 --> 00:18:48,799
She's a humanitarian.
377
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:50,704
not a big profit margin there.
378
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,856
Have you seen what Selma's
disappearance has done to our stock?
379
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,972
I haven't.
380
00:18:55,006 --> 00:18:57,365
It's skyrocketing
every day she's missing,
381
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:59,162
just on the assumption
that we'll continue to sell
382
00:18:59,186 --> 00:19:00,853
merchandise manufactured in Asia.
383
00:19:01,175 --> 00:19:04,533
Selma wanted Hearst-mart to
deal only American-made products,
384
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,590
which... here's a hot tip... we won't.
385
00:19:08,889 --> 00:19:10,412
I still don't have anything from Evan.
386
00:19:10,446 --> 00:19:11,818
I've left four messages for him.
387
00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:13,440
And a fifth would kill you?
388
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,574
My guess... she probably took off
389
00:19:16,608 --> 00:19:17,961
to get some time away from Bud.
390
00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:19,953
Word is she's already
talked to a lawyer.
391
00:19:20,813 --> 00:19:22,854
Your sister was considering
getting a divorce?
392
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,224
Since the accident,
393
00:19:24,258 --> 00:19:26,027
Bud has become more and more clingy.
394
00:19:26,313 --> 00:19:28,195
He follows her around like a pull toy.
395
00:19:28,381 --> 00:19:30,500
At this point, she probably
cares more about her dogs
396
00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:31,750
than she does her husband.
397
00:19:31,784 --> 00:19:33,420
I wouldn't be surprised
if she left everything
398
00:19:33,444 --> 00:19:35,539
to little Ernest and Julio in her will.
399
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,274
Evan!
400
00:19:38,623 --> 00:19:40,383
They glued "Travel Scrabble" tiles?
401
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:42,795
"CXI" and "CMILI."
402
00:19:42,829 --> 00:19:44,943
Inside a plastic Easter
egg and stuck it...
403
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,115
Halfway to China.
404
00:19:46,149 --> 00:19:48,083
I'm never going on another
Easter-egg hunt again.
405
00:19:48,127 --> 00:19:49,943
And I'm never playing scrabble again.
406
00:19:50,631 --> 00:19:52,277
In Roman numerals...
407
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,524
it's 111 and 903.
408
00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:57,834
And, for better or worse,
you're my numbers guy, so...
409
00:19:59,184 --> 00:20:00,276
Go.
410
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,141
What am I doing?
411
00:20:02,175 --> 00:20:03,489
Telling me what these numbers mean.
412
00:20:03,513 --> 00:20:06,115
They mean we got some twisted
sickos going to school here.
413
00:20:06,235 --> 00:20:08,781
Anything else I can help you
with, that's free of charge.
414
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,350
Come on. It's one digit
short of a phone number.
415
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,440
It could be a locker number.
416
00:20:13,525 --> 00:20:16,584
- Why would someone stick an egg?
- That's what I'm trying to find out.
417
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:18,654
Drivers license number.
418
00:20:18,811 --> 00:20:19,943
Check number?
419
00:20:19,977 --> 00:20:21,887
- Just one egg, right?
- Wallace.
420
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:27,248
Maybe it's a student I.D. number.
421
00:20:27,457 --> 00:20:28,615
Brilliant.
422
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,006
No. One too many digits.
423
00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,652
It's almost like you don't want to help.
424
00:20:44,881 --> 00:20:46,683
Hold the phone.
425
00:20:52,091 --> 00:20:53,195
Six.
426
00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:54,965
It's a date.
427
00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:57,170
It's almost exactly three years ago.
428
00:20:57,469 --> 00:20:59,071
Three years and two days.
429
00:21:02,964 --> 00:21:04,621
Closed library?
430
00:21:04,682 --> 00:21:06,217
Not to the help-desk girl.
431
00:21:06,326 --> 00:21:07,883
To me it's wide-open
432
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:10,786
with all it's lovely back
issues of the Hearst Free Press
433
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:13,225
just waiting to tell me if
something significant happened
434
00:21:13,259 --> 00:21:15,676
on campus on 11/19/03.
435
00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:30,842
Patrice Pitrelli falls
off sorority house roof.
436
00:22:21,653 --> 00:22:23,001
Morning.
437
00:22:23,035 --> 00:22:24,335
Yes, it is.
438
00:22:25,726 --> 00:22:28,314
It came a little bit earlier
than I would have liked.
439
00:22:30,089 --> 00:22:32,582
So, I ran the plates for
the Roses' dog walker.
440
00:22:33,945 --> 00:22:36,498
You want me to go check her
out? Size her up? Shake her down?
441
00:22:36,532 --> 00:22:37,943
If you wouldn't mind.
442
00:22:39,334 --> 00:22:40,804
Lucky for you...
443
00:22:40,838 --> 00:22:42,674
I can do that in my sleep.
444
00:22:54,238 --> 00:22:56,138
You're blocking my sun.
445
00:22:56,491 --> 00:22:58,314
Oh, is that yours?
446
00:22:58,429 --> 00:23:00,131
I'm so sorry.
447
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:04,183
Oh, my god, Hallie.
448
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:07,453
Are you, like, so totally
worried about your missing boss?
449
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,222
I know she had the power to
450
00:23:09,256 --> 00:23:10,756
kick you and your "sisters" off campus,
451
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,749
but you must be, like,
a basket case and a half.
452
00:23:14,813 --> 00:23:16,869
Your face is getting a little pinkish.
453
00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:18,744
You should flip.
454
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:25,401
I'm Selma Rose's dog walker. So?
455
00:23:26,511 --> 00:23:28,741
You having a job? Shock right there.
456
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:30,245
It requiring that you wear
457
00:23:30,279 --> 00:23:31,515
a plastic bag on your hand
458
00:23:31,549 --> 00:23:33,810
while waiting for Fido
to kick out a lodger?
459
00:23:34,518 --> 00:23:35,985
That makes me dizzy.
460
00:23:36,054 --> 00:23:38,028
You don't know the first
thing about me, Veronica.
461
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:41,786
I know like eight...
possibly nine... things.
462
00:23:42,247 --> 00:23:44,913
But you're right. I have
no idea which one is first.
463
00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:48,517
Is it that you're a theta beta
that'd do anything for her sorority?
464
00:23:48,902 --> 00:23:51,827
You think I had something to do
with Mrs. Rose's disappearance?
465
00:23:51,978 --> 00:23:53,243
Perhaps.
466
00:23:53,395 --> 00:23:54,894
If there's anyone you
should be concerned about,
467
00:23:54,918 --> 00:23:57,413
it's that guy Brant...
Mr. Rose's assistant?
468
00:23:57,447 --> 00:24:00,383
He's, like, in love with Mr.
Rose... like "Swimfan" love.
469
00:24:00,417 --> 00:24:02,999
He won't let anyone talk to
him. He follows him everywhere.
470
00:24:03,033 --> 00:24:04,562
One time, Mr. Rose was taking a nap,
471
00:24:04,596 --> 00:24:06,731
and I saw Brant stroking his hair...
472
00:24:07,043 --> 00:24:08,676
So completely creepy. Ugh.
473
00:24:09,194 --> 00:24:12,280
Oh! Just a couple weeks ago, Mr.
Rose asked him to help him with an
474
00:24:12,314 --> 00:24:16,022
anniversary party for Mrs. Rose,
and Brant threw a teacup at the wall.
475
00:24:16,379 --> 00:24:18,769
I mean, the guy's been
married for 10 years,
476
00:24:18,844 --> 00:24:20,381
and Brant thinks he's
going to switch teams
477
00:24:20,405 --> 00:24:22,273
for a sorry, teacup-throwing ass?
478
00:24:22,307 --> 00:24:23,607
I don't think so.
479
00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:25,615
That's very helpful, Hallie.
480
00:24:26,129 --> 00:24:28,701
Uh, yeah. 'Cause it's the truth.
481
00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,351
And sharing the truth is good.
482
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,193
I say we ride that honesty
wave all the way home.
483
00:24:33,444 --> 00:24:36,455
Side question... what do you
know about Patrice Petrelli?
484
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,506
God! What's with all the questions?
485
00:24:38,671 --> 00:24:41,473
What's next? You want to know
where I buried Jimmy Hoffman?
486
00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:43,457
Dustin's brother?
487
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,182
I don't know who you've been talking to,
488
00:24:46,206 --> 00:24:47,807
but nothing happened with Patrice.
489
00:24:47,841 --> 00:24:50,410
I didn't go here yet, but my
sisters told me everything.
490
00:24:50,650 --> 00:24:53,281
She had one too many hard
lemonades and fell off the roof.
491
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:55,808
That's it. No one did anything to her.
492
00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:58,330
I didn't suggest anyone did.
493
00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:01,181
Did Patrice claim someone
did something to her?
494
00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:04,121
No, it's all lies. Ask
anyone in her pledge class.
495
00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:06,631
That's an excellent
idea, Hallie. Thank you.
496
00:25:06,828 --> 00:25:08,535
So what happened after she fell?
497
00:25:08,672 --> 00:25:11,562
Nothing! It's not like
she died or anything.
498
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:13,554
Oh, and speaking of...
499
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:16,394
you'll be happy to know...
Karen, our den mother...
500
00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:19,843
we had a car wash and raised enough
money for another round of chemo.
501
00:25:21,336 --> 00:25:23,398
Stay sweet, Veronica. Bye.
502
00:25:29,139 --> 00:25:32,085
I don't know about you, but I
am dripping with information.
503
00:25:32,568 --> 00:25:34,108
And I have so much information,
504
00:25:34,142 --> 00:25:36,643
I have no place left inside for food.
505
00:25:37,058 --> 00:25:38,421
- Spill.
- Hmm.
506
00:25:39,011 --> 00:25:40,764
Roger Hearst...
507
00:25:40,798 --> 00:25:43,897
is halting Selma's "Buy
American" plan, hmm?
508
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,070
It'll save the company
hundreds of millions,
509
00:25:46,094 --> 00:25:48,150
but it is exactly the
kind of business practice,
510
00:25:48,184 --> 00:25:50,185
Selma is fighting against.
511
00:25:50,292 --> 00:25:53,041
Hmm, suspicious? Oh, I think so.
512
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,533
Hmm. Well, I rattled
that sorority girl's cage,
513
00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:58,368
and she sang like a canary.
514
00:25:58,748 --> 00:26:01,009
She thinks that guy Brant is a wackjob.
515
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:02,697
Well, he's not a big fan of hers either.
516
00:26:02,779 --> 00:26:07,259
Apparently, Brant is the "Smithers"
to Mr. Rose's "Monty Burns".
517
00:26:07,513 --> 00:26:09,947
There are tales of hair-stroking...
518
00:26:09,996 --> 00:26:11,603
"Swimfanian" -like love.
519
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:14,158
Mr. Rose asked for help with
his 10-year-anniversary party.
520
00:26:14,192 --> 00:26:15,592
Brant's response?
521
00:26:15,668 --> 00:26:16,822
Throwing a teacup.
522
00:26:17,423 --> 00:26:19,470
A 10-year wedding anniversary?
523
00:26:20,822 --> 00:26:22,306
Have I taught you nothing?!
524
00:26:24,103 --> 00:26:26,611
What do we call a 10th
anniversary in the P.I. biz?
525
00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:27,930
"Dine 'N' Ditch."
526
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:29,439
After 10 years of marriage,
527
00:26:29,473 --> 00:26:31,869
a spouse is entitled to
half of his partner's assets,
528
00:26:31,903 --> 00:26:33,673
so you cut the cord before 10 years,
529
00:26:33,707 --> 00:26:34,752
you don't have to pay.
530
00:26:34,786 --> 00:26:36,158
But she's the one with the loot.
531
00:26:36,192 --> 00:26:37,592
That's my point exactly.
532
00:26:37,626 --> 00:26:39,619
The brother says the
marriage is in trouble.
533
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,595
You think the husband had her...
534
00:26:42,321 --> 00:26:43,337
You know...
535
00:26:43,371 --> 00:26:44,377
Crrk!
536
00:26:44,411 --> 00:26:46,846
That's one extreme possibility.
537
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:48,392
Yeah, what's the other?
538
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:50,181
Play a hunch?
539
00:26:50,962 --> 00:26:54,025
Brant said Selma's dogs are
the children she never had.
540
00:26:54,486 --> 00:26:57,648
If Bud's trying to,
say, keep her hidden,
541
00:26:57,916 --> 00:27:00,586
I bet she'll be a lot
quieter with her kids around.
542
00:27:04,509 --> 00:27:06,853
This is just like that
time we went to Disneyland!
543
00:27:06,922 --> 00:27:08,322
If I have another altercation
544
00:27:08,356 --> 00:27:10,806
with Snow White and
her disapproving dwarfs,
545
00:27:10,877 --> 00:27:12,999
you're taking Sneezy this time.
546
00:27:13,337 --> 00:27:14,338
Okay.
547
00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:16,814
Sha-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na!
548
00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:20,619
"The park is closed.
549
00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:22,627
The walrus out front
should have told you".
550
00:27:28,751 --> 00:27:30,673
Honey, stealthy, remember?
551
00:27:30,707 --> 00:27:32,165
Right! Sorry.
552
00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:54,534
Mrs. Rose?
553
00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:57,581
Are you all right?
554
00:27:57,615 --> 00:27:59,144
I'd be better if you'd close the door
555
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,042
and didn't try to rescue me.
556
00:28:07,277 --> 00:28:10,926
Mrs. Rose, my name is Keith
Mars. I'm a private investigator.
557
00:28:11,613 --> 00:28:14,026
Cyrus O'Dell hired me to find you.
558
00:28:14,512 --> 00:28:15,945
Poor Cyrus.
559
00:28:15,979 --> 00:28:18,449
He can't get anything right, can he?
560
00:28:19,018 --> 00:28:20,319
You were at the reception.
561
00:28:20,648 --> 00:28:23,957
This is my daughter... Veronica.
She works with me... occasionally.
562
00:28:24,603 --> 00:28:26,058
Ryan... Tatum.
563
00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,876
When he gets in a jam,
I make with the cute.
564
00:28:29,057 --> 00:28:31,098
Well, you can tell Cyrus I'm safe.
565
00:28:31,271 --> 00:28:33,957
Can I tell him how you wound up
missing in your own guesthouse?
566
00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:37,426
Are you in some sort of trouble?
567
00:28:37,571 --> 00:28:39,572
I will be if you tell anyone you saw me,
568
00:28:39,606 --> 00:28:41,707
so I would appreciate it if you didn't.
569
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:44,789
I can appreciate it
monetarily if that's necessary.
570
00:28:45,121 --> 00:28:46,121
It isn't.
571
00:28:46,262 --> 00:28:49,714
I'm already being paid by someone
who's extremely concerned about you.
572
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,883
Well, how about I tell you my story
573
00:28:52,917 --> 00:28:55,308
and you find a way to
let Cyrus know I'm okay
574
00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,605
- without giving me up?
- No promises.
575
00:28:57,797 --> 00:28:59,365
He's afraid you've been kidnapped.
576
00:28:59,624 --> 00:29:01,676
Nope. No kidnapping here.
577
00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:04,105
Just good old-fashioned blackmail.
578
00:29:04,663 --> 00:29:06,230
My husband knows about my lover,
579
00:29:06,264 --> 00:29:07,676
and he's demanded I "disappear"
580
00:29:07,710 --> 00:29:09,744
until after our 10th anniversary.
581
00:29:09,973 --> 00:29:11,160
The Dine 'N' Ditch.
582
00:29:11,433 --> 00:29:13,293
What? He'd only wind up with $10 million
583
00:29:13,327 --> 00:29:14,441
instead of $100 million?
584
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:15,767
Something like that.
585
00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,990
Look, I've just got two days to go.
586
00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:19,941
You could stall Cyrus that long.
587
00:29:20,063 --> 00:29:22,431
But why make you disappear?
588
00:29:22,902 --> 00:29:26,058
Why not just wait to make
you sign the divorce papers
589
00:29:26,092 --> 00:29:28,535
until after the 10-year anniversary?
590
00:29:28,827 --> 00:29:30,340
I wish I knew.
591
00:29:30,654 --> 00:29:32,088
I know!
592
00:29:32,893 --> 00:29:35,808
Your brother is killing
your "Buy American" plan.
593
00:29:36,217 --> 00:29:38,824
He's negotiating with
Southeast Asian companies.
594
00:29:38,947 --> 00:29:41,683
In a few days, your company
will be locked in the contracts.
595
00:29:41,902 --> 00:29:43,598
Your stock's going through the roof.
596
00:29:44,122 --> 00:29:47,424
Bud stands to make millions
more in a 50-50 split.
597
00:29:47,467 --> 00:29:49,167
- Bastard.
- Hey. Veronica.
598
00:29:49,351 --> 00:29:51,402
She's right. Our marriage was great
599
00:29:51,436 --> 00:29:52,842
until after his accident.
600
00:29:52,899 --> 00:29:54,553
Suddenly, he had something to prove,
601
00:29:54,587 --> 00:29:57,022
and having sex with as
many women as possible
602
00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,124
was, apparently, the way to do it.
603
00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:01,133
You know, I'm sorry
if this is out of line,
604
00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,280
but plenty of couples
have split over infidelity.
605
00:30:03,314 --> 00:30:04,814
I'm sure you can find a lawyer
606
00:30:04,848 --> 00:30:06,485
who could get you out
of this less expensively.
607
00:30:06,509 --> 00:30:09,278
Have you ever been a
walking punch line, Mr. Mars?
608
00:30:09,312 --> 00:30:11,613
I mean, on a national scale?
609
00:30:11,712 --> 00:30:12,795
Actually...
610
00:30:12,829 --> 00:30:14,295
Because I've been,
611
00:30:14,329 --> 00:30:15,829
and I've spent the rest of my life
612
00:30:15,863 --> 00:30:18,833
trying to earn back a
certain measure of respect.
613
00:30:21,535 --> 00:30:24,288
This would put me back at square one.
614
00:30:28,313 --> 00:30:29,346
Hallie?!
615
00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:30,440
So you've met.
616
00:30:30,781 --> 00:30:33,205
She called me out of the
reception and broke the news.
617
00:30:33,239 --> 00:30:35,799
She didn't love me.
She seduced me for Bud.
618
00:30:36,189 --> 00:30:38,725
They're going to run away
together and live off my money.
619
00:30:38,843 --> 00:30:40,627
Maybe we can fix this another way.
620
00:30:40,682 --> 00:30:43,002
Were you wearing those earrings
the night you went missing?
621
00:30:43,122 --> 00:30:44,283
I was.
622
00:30:44,390 --> 00:30:46,463
And do you have access
to Bud's e-mail accounts?
623
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:48,760
So the plan's in motion?
624
00:30:48,794 --> 00:30:49,854
As we speak.
625
00:30:49,888 --> 00:30:52,948
We found the perfect
eyewitness to the "kidnapping."
626
00:30:53,386 --> 00:30:54,845
That's not me, is it?
627
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,377
Whatever happened to "Winter,
spring, summer, or fall...
628
00:30:57,411 --> 00:30:59,971
all I got to do is call,
and you'll be there"?
629
00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:04,283
Man, all my orifices
just went on lockdown.
630
00:31:12,946 --> 00:31:16,695
♪ Here comes Peter Cottontail ♪
631
00:31:16,729 --> 00:31:19,835
♪ Hoppin' down the bunny trail ♪
632
00:31:19,869 --> 00:31:23,460
♪ Hippity-hoppity Easter's on its way ♪
633
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,626
Hey! Hey! Stop!
634
00:31:44,148 --> 00:31:47,134
- Who wants a spanking?
- Aah!
635
00:31:51,197 --> 00:31:53,564
It's okay, Veronica. It's
okay, I'm here to help.
636
00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:55,213
What the hell is going on?!
637
00:31:55,255 --> 00:31:56,509
Just calm down, all right?
638
00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:58,754
Mr. Echolls has been
concerned about your safety.
639
00:31:59,232 --> 00:32:00,759
I've been hired to keep an eye on you.
640
00:32:08,033 --> 00:32:09,083
Sheriff, hey.
641
00:32:09,117 --> 00:32:11,216
This man came in,
wanted to file a report.
642
00:32:12,341 --> 00:32:13,669
He claims to have seen Selma Rose
643
00:32:13,703 --> 00:32:14,919
the night she went missing.
644
00:32:15,255 --> 00:32:16,294
That guy?
645
00:32:16,633 --> 00:32:18,385
Yeah. Said he saw her having a fight
646
00:32:18,419 --> 00:32:19,684
with a girl from the college.
647
00:32:19,718 --> 00:32:21,911
I got him looking at a
Hearst yearbook right now.
648
00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:23,294
Found her!
649
00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:35,473
Oh, my god. Was I, like, speeding?
650
00:32:35,507 --> 00:32:36,739
'Cause I so didn't know.
651
00:32:36,773 --> 00:32:38,074
No, no, no. You were fine.
652
00:32:38,236 --> 00:32:40,106
Oh, okay. I didn't think I was.
653
00:32:40,147 --> 00:32:42,098
I'm gonna need you to
step out of the vehicle.
654
00:32:48,897 --> 00:32:51,004
I have spent the last few days
655
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:55,488
being terrified that I had some
whacked-out rapist following me!
656
00:32:55,834 --> 00:32:56,972
Look, I had the same fear.
657
00:32:57,006 --> 00:32:58,527
So you pay someone to tail me?
658
00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:01,246
No, so I asked you to stop
putting yourself in danger,
659
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,855
and you told me to piss off.
660
00:33:02,975 --> 00:33:04,589
Then I hired someone to protect you.
661
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,108
You had no right to do that.
662
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,883
Look, that's probably true.
Okay. It's just I don't care.
663
00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:12,574
You don't care?
664
00:33:13,103 --> 00:33:15,902
Look... I don't give a rat's
ass if it's right or fair.
665
00:33:15,936 --> 00:33:18,184
I don't care if you're angry.
I care that you're safe.
666
00:33:18,218 --> 00:33:21,441
That's all sweet and great, but
it doesn't really work that way.
667
00:33:21,676 --> 00:33:25,207
It's not like this is all some
new facet of my personality.
668
00:33:25,241 --> 00:33:28,113
You know who I am! You know what I do.
669
00:33:28,147 --> 00:33:29,668
- And?
- And...
670
00:33:29,785 --> 00:33:31,020
it isn't gonna change.
671
00:33:31,054 --> 00:33:32,998
And if you can't accept
that, this isn't gonna work.
672
00:33:33,022 --> 00:33:34,801
You know who I am.
673
00:33:36,105 --> 00:33:38,551
And you're constantly
expecting me to change.
674
00:33:39,808 --> 00:33:41,371
And even right now, as you're thinking,
675
00:33:41,405 --> 00:33:43,121
"Crap, he's got a point,"
676
00:33:43,199 --> 00:33:45,574
you still think you're ultimately right.
677
00:33:48,076 --> 00:33:50,078
I love you, Veronica.
678
00:33:52,077 --> 00:33:53,512
I love you.
679
00:33:57,006 --> 00:33:58,182
Do you love me?
680
00:34:02,596 --> 00:34:03,729
Yeah.
681
00:34:05,237 --> 00:34:07,518
Can we try to go a little
easier on each other?
682
00:34:09,713 --> 00:34:11,541
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
683
00:34:13,993 --> 00:34:15,791
So, are we okay?
684
00:34:17,563 --> 00:34:18,799
Yeah...
685
00:34:18,929 --> 00:34:20,213
We're okay.
686
00:34:26,925 --> 00:34:28,565
- Can I help you?
- Yes.
687
00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:30,619
You can move out of my way.
688
00:34:31,768 --> 00:34:33,549
Brant, who is it?
689
00:34:35,463 --> 00:34:38,299
Oh, is this about Selma?
Have you found her?
690
00:34:38,799 --> 00:34:40,377
No, sir, we didn't find your wife.
691
00:34:40,635 --> 00:34:42,315
We did find one of her earrings, though.
692
00:34:42,422 --> 00:34:43,856
It was in your girlfriend's car.
693
00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:46,612
We also found love letters
from you on Hallie's laptop.
694
00:34:46,738 --> 00:34:47,770
I can see why you like her so much.
695
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:50,034
She's a very sweet girl.
Not very tough, though.
696
00:34:50,068 --> 00:34:52,612
She said we should take
a look in your guesthouse.
697
00:34:57,856 --> 00:34:59,863
Cute, young girlfriend,
rich, older wife.
698
00:34:59,925 --> 00:35:01,933
I'm kind of shocked I'm
not investigating a murder.
699
00:35:01,981 --> 00:35:02,981
Hmm.
700
00:35:03,159 --> 00:35:05,300
Look. You can keep on
talking all you want.
701
00:35:05,650 --> 00:35:08,769
I'm not saying one more word
until my lawyer gets here.
702
00:35:10,619 --> 00:35:13,714
Ugh. Mrs. Rose is hoping for a
moment alone with her husband.
703
00:35:22,716 --> 00:35:23,882
Was Roger in on it,
704
00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:27,023
or were you just counting
on him to do the wrong thing?
705
00:35:27,545 --> 00:35:29,562
He is reliable that way.
706
00:35:32,684 --> 00:35:34,751
An early anniversary present...
707
00:35:35,103 --> 00:35:37,648
unless you had your heart set on prison.
708
00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:41,800
I'm grateful for your help
709
00:35:41,834 --> 00:35:43,901
but a little surprised
I didn't get a discount...
710
00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:45,494
repeat customer and all.
711
00:35:45,556 --> 00:35:47,909
I didn't charge you for the
photocopies or the stamps.
712
00:35:47,943 --> 00:35:48,964
Oh, that was nice.
713
00:35:51,913 --> 00:35:54,597
Who knew the cavalry
would be so handsome?
714
00:35:54,718 --> 00:35:56,678
Don't be nice to me, Selma.
It'll ruin everything.
715
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,151
I'm on my way to vote.
716
00:35:58,252 --> 00:35:59,917
Fate of the Greeks in my hands, and all.
717
00:35:59,972 --> 00:36:01,065
How are they faring?
718
00:36:01,099 --> 00:36:02,419
I know it's a difficult decision.
719
00:36:02,809 --> 00:36:04,878
My official vote is "screw 'em."
720
00:36:04,934 --> 00:36:06,284
They're out of here.
721
00:36:19,444 --> 00:36:22,039
I know you think I'm some kind
of gold digger, but I love Bud.
722
00:36:22,078 --> 00:36:23,750
And all of his beautiful money?
723
00:36:23,784 --> 00:36:25,047
Or is true love so blind
724
00:36:25,081 --> 00:36:26,757
you didn't notice he's an adulterer
725
00:36:26,791 --> 00:36:29,218
older than your father and
confined to a wheelchair?
726
00:36:29,252 --> 00:36:31,886
Bud Rose is more of a man than
you could ever begin to handle.
727
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,522
Slow down, Anna Nicole.
You're skeeving me out.
728
00:36:34,556 --> 00:36:37,273
And the fact is, I don't care
if he's Ron Jeremy on wheels.
729
00:36:37,367 --> 00:36:40,109
You want to impress me? Tell me
the truth about Patrice Petrelli.
730
00:36:40,397 --> 00:36:42,117
I told you. I didn't go here then.
731
00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,703
Besides, Patrice's best
friend just faked a rape.
732
00:36:44,737 --> 00:36:46,093
Why aren't you picking on her?
733
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,890
Patrice was friends with Claire?
734
00:36:47,924 --> 00:36:49,992
Yeah, they were in
the same pledge class.
735
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:57,720
What did Chip Diller have
to do with Patrice Petrelli
736
00:36:57,754 --> 00:36:59,922
falling off the roof
of the Theta Beta house?
737
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:01,619
Come in.
738
00:37:01,751 --> 00:37:03,681
- We'll enlighten you.
- Who's "we"?
739
00:37:03,778 --> 00:37:06,283
Look who just showed
up asking about Patrice.
740
00:37:06,513 --> 00:37:08,280
Veronica Mars.
741
00:37:08,438 --> 00:37:10,907
Well, I'm impressed with your
tenacity, if not your politics.
742
00:37:11,923 --> 00:37:13,025
I can die happy.
743
00:37:13,468 --> 00:37:14,835
What did you hear about Patrice?
744
00:37:15,094 --> 00:37:17,095
She fell off the roof
of the Theta Beta house.
745
00:37:17,190 --> 00:37:20,072
She didn't fall. She walked right off.
746
00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:21,243
Why?
747
00:37:21,277 --> 00:37:23,228
Finally, a smart question.
748
00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:26,173
The Theta Betas used to take
some pledges to a secret room...
749
00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:27,572
they'd have them undress.
750
00:37:27,676 --> 00:37:29,166
Are you still trying to sell that?
751
00:37:29,255 --> 00:37:31,891
I've been there. There
is no two-way mirror.
752
00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:34,188
- Then they paneled over it.
- I saw it.
753
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:37,384
The rush officer would have the
girls strip in front of the mirror.
754
00:37:37,653 --> 00:37:40,705
Then they'd point out the parts
that they thought needed work,
755
00:37:40,789 --> 00:37:42,289
like they were being helpful.
756
00:37:42,446 --> 00:37:44,064
They'd circle them with a magic marker
757
00:37:44,098 --> 00:37:46,399
like a plastic surgeon
does during a consultation.
758
00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:47,984
They did that to you?
759
00:37:48,063 --> 00:37:50,398
No. They only did it to the girls
760
00:37:50,439 --> 00:37:52,197
who they thought needed help.
761
00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:54,025
And Patrice needed help.
762
00:37:54,234 --> 00:37:56,376
They practically covered her in circles.
763
00:37:56,462 --> 00:37:59,331
And, she was pale and
pudgy, but a legacy.
764
00:37:59,365 --> 00:38:01,376
She was already crying when
someone turned on the light
765
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,541
in the secret room.
766
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:03,994
And there they were...
767
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,322
a crowd of Pi Sigs
laughing their asses off.
768
00:38:07,838 --> 00:38:10,633
Chip Diller started calling her
"Marshmallow", and the name stuck.
769
00:38:10,674 --> 00:38:12,281
They used permanent marker.
770
00:38:12,335 --> 00:38:14,771
So not only does she have to deal
with being called "Marshmallow",
771
00:38:14,795 --> 00:38:16,948
she had those marks
all over her for weeks.
772
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:20,441
The sorority sisters kept telling
her a tan would fix everything.
773
00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:23,222
They kept insisting she lay on
the roof with the rest of us.
774
00:38:23,406 --> 00:38:25,183
But she was still all marked up.
775
00:38:25,631 --> 00:38:28,144
She surprised us one day
by walking out on the roof.
776
00:38:28,314 --> 00:38:30,386
But instead of plopping down on a towel,
777
00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:32,472
she just strolled right off the edge.
778
00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:34,784
What happened to her?
779
00:38:35,073 --> 00:38:36,905
She was in the hospital
for a couple of months.
780
00:38:36,929 --> 00:38:38,886
Now she's in a mental-health facility.
781
00:38:41,838 --> 00:38:43,020
You don't believe it?
782
00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,543
Oh, I believe you.
783
00:38:45,431 --> 00:38:47,176
And I think it's horrible.
784
00:38:48,589 --> 00:38:51,496
I also think it's powerful motivation
785
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:53,746
for someone to take desperate action...
786
00:38:54,551 --> 00:38:56,293
fake a rape, right?
787
00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:01,527
Possibly a series of rapes.
788
00:39:02,606 --> 00:39:04,457
How many of them were real?
789
00:39:05,164 --> 00:39:07,113
I mean, other than Chip Diller's.
790
00:39:07,676 --> 00:39:10,277
There hasn't been any
forensic evidence...
791
00:39:10,329 --> 00:39:12,910
no semen, no hair found
on any of the victims.
792
00:39:12,944 --> 00:39:15,277
The Greeks would be gone if
you hadn't gotten them off.
793
00:39:15,376 --> 00:39:16,777
Are you proud of that fact?
794
00:39:16,811 --> 00:39:19,066
The moral superiority would fit better
795
00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:22,113
if there wasn't already one
fake rape on your resume.
796
00:39:22,967 --> 00:39:25,809
Nothing hurts the cause more than that.
797
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,027
You know I'm right.
798
00:39:31,030 --> 00:39:32,441
I'll show myself out.
799
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,000
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