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Alex?
Wake up.
Fuck!
Alex!
Oh, no. Hey.
Alex, it's okay.
It's okay. You're okay.
What were you dreaming about?
I don't remember.
Should we pull over?
No, no, I'm sorry, I'm fine.
You know I actually think this weekend's gonna be
really good for us.
If we survive.
So, this is the ultimate horror movie experience.
It's perfect.
A lot of good horror movies start at an old gas station.
-One second! -Okay...
I thought I was the only girl.
-So did I. -Uh, you were.
Uh, my buddy got me tickets for my birthday,
but he got sick last minute and bailed.
She's doing me a huge favor.
Lucky us.
Oh!
You know it's a party when the most popular spot
is the bathroom.
You look way too smart to be doing this.
And too pretty.
I'm here with my boyfriend.
Hey.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I-I figured.
It's, you know, worth a shot, right?
Yes.
I'll be right back!
Lose something?
Looking for clues.
And you would be wise to do the same.
Didn't you read the directive?
Yeah, Nathan. Didn't you read the directive?
I skimmed it.
It's part-haunted house, part-scavenger hunt.
But we don't have to worry about it.
We're just here to have fun.
Good luck with that. We're gonna win this time.
How many of these have you guys done?
This is our fourth.
Reviews on Fangoria said it's the best.
It better be for what it cost.
This was expensive?
I don't know. Graham paid.
But don't worry about it. The guy's loaded.
Slasher Sleepout?
Yeah.
You can't take any of that shit with you. What?
They said no bags.
Shit. What are we gonna do?
I guess we'll just rough it.
I'm Larry, by the way.
Marina. Pitch.
Like black?
Molester van, 6:00.
Molester. 60 seconds.
Uh, uh, uh, somebody didn't read the directive.
Huh! Lookie what I found.
I hope you don't need this.
It's just in case.
Well, I suggest you go plug it up, Carrie.
M-My name's not Carrie.All right then.
The bloodier the better, right?
Welcome to Slasher Sleepout.
For the next 36 hours, you'll be ruint.
We'll be what?
Ruined.
Rule number one.
For your own safety, you must obey all instructions
as if God himself was telling you.
You all need to sign this waiver,
granting us permission to scare the piss out of you.
Your experience may include,
but will not be limited to,
sensory deprivation, heights,
rough handling.
We can touch you, but you can't touch us.
Deep water...
sexual...depravity...
and other extreme situations.
Now everybody put your cellphones in this bag.
They'll be returned to those of you
who finish the weekend alive.
We'll get those bags back to you too.
Though I, uh, can't promise
that any dirty panties won't be sniffed.
If you can't take any more abuse,
there is a safe phrase.
Just shout it out, and we'll come get ya.
But we get ya, that's it.
No more fun, no refunds, you're done.
Got it?What's the safe phrase?
Aww...You scared already, Cupcake?
Aloha, welcome to Hawaii.
The directive didn't say anything about the storyline.
Yep.
Are you gonna tell us what it is?
No.
What do you get if we win?
Your life.
Oh.
Graham.
He's sick, so I'm taking his place.
Okay. Well, I got to brand you.
Roll up your sleeve.
Brand?
Don't forget rule number one.
Rule number one, do what you're told!
Now roll up your sleeve!
Nathan.
Yeah?
Larry. Pitch.
-What is it? -My pills!
Oh, shit. Marina.
Okay.
You're all set.
You're all set!
Found them!
Oh! Who's there?
Alex.
Are you excited to be ruined, Alex?
Not particularly.
My pussy is so fucking wet right now.
You can't smell it, can you?
Umm...
Hey, w-what are you doing?
What is he doing?Probably looking for clues.
We've been doing a lot of zombie escape rooms lately.
Anything could be part of the game.
Are there gonna be zombies?
Well, probably.
This looks like something.
This must be the starting point.
Does this number have any meaning to anyone?
A date?
March 21? Maybe?I don't think so.
Uh, I don't think that garbage is part of the game.
Oh, really?
There's six of these.
This one's mine.
Where's my bag?Get it yourself, man.
Aww, aww, eww!
I don't have a flashlight.
Anyone else have one of these?
We each have a special item.
These weren't in my bag. I just brought them.
What did you get?
A condom?
It'll come in handy somehow.
Whoa!
Jesus.
-Is that thing real? -It's really heavy.
Like they would give us a real gun.
Interesting.
What?
Only two bullets.
We're definitely gonna need this later.
Wait, what if that goes off or something?It won't.
Hey, can we like not keep that loaded?
That's stupid.
We might need to fire it off quickly.
I'm sure they're just blanks.
Still, if it's part of the game,
we don't want to risk wasting them.
Fine. Give me the bullets.
Is that a compass?
Yeah. Set it to 3-2-1.
There.
Let's go.
-Hey, wait! -What?
Look at this headline.
"Mental patients escape."
Patients have disappeared.
One was known to char the flesh of the victims,
torturing them while they were still alive.
Institutionalized after being found criminally insane.
That could be our storyline.
Maybe it's our job to recapture them.
Mine.
Hey.
I found something else in my bag.
Let's not tell the others. It might help us win the game.
Do you think there's gonna be like an outhouse,
or a porta-potty, or something? I doubt it.
I think we're actually in the middle of nowhere.
Can you hold it for a bit?I have been holding it.
Uh, hey! Can we take a time out? Just a bathroom break?
No! Not until we reach the next check point.
That guy's a dick.
It's probably his only chance to be an expert at anything.
Just go ahead, I'll wait for you.
No, I don't want to be separated from the group.
It's okay.
All right, just let me know, okay? Okay.
Finally, another puzzle.
Those podcast reviewers forgot to mention
there'd be a nature hike.
Betrayal. That's a fun clue.
I'm gonna go find a spot over there.
Don't let anyone come over, okay?
I bet there's another compass heading inside.
It's a combination lock. We need a three digit number.
-Fuck that. -Whoa.
Looks like Pitch is taking the warp zone!
I always felt guilty about taking the warp zone,
like I was cheating, or I missed something by skipping a level.
You know? -No.
Shit! It won't open.
Hey, guys?
Me age gue son.
Me age gay son!
I'm getting older, gay son.
You need to settle down and get married.
I don't approve of your lifestyle.
Tim, can you put the board between the trees?
My ex betrayed me!
I mean, we all know what that's like, am I right?
That's not it.
Tree.
The combination's 9-1-0.
Put tree in every blank.
Extreme, triage, intrigue...
Treason. 9-1-0.
Treason is a synonym of betrayal,
so that's the answer, right?
-Wow! -Nice prop.
Bloody stump says go left.
Hey, don't worry about Pitch.
He's not used to being out during the day.
Sunshine makes him grouchy.
Are you being nice to me?
Maybe. Why?
You might just help us win this thing.
-Can this be right? -It has to be.
There hasn't been another control point.
What if we missed it?
You can double back if you want,
but I'm not giving up my chance to win.
I think we're all in it together, man.
How do you know?
What are we looking for?
I think we'll know it when we get there?
Some place we can spend the night.
Shit.
-Do you guys hear something? -Seriously?
Shh, shh!
Guys, the glowsticks!
Hey, guys, check me out, check me out.
I see dead people.
This way!
Come on, come on!
I don't think they're following us anymore!
Then can we stop running? Please?
Over here! I see a light!
Not fucking bad.
It was almost scary.
Uh, I call that one.
I am not sharing with Mute Witness.
Aw, yes. Hey, look at this!
Here.
Ah, we're good. Okay.
My fellow horror enthusiasts, a toast to Slasher Sleepout!
Slasher Sleepout!
May I?
Yeah.
-Hmm. -What?
It's a micro-receiver.
So we can get HBO Go on that thing?
They controlled it.
That's why it turned off at just the right moment.
-Or just the wrong moment. -Can you fix it?
I could if I had a soldering iron.
Why would you want to anyway?
So we have a working flashlight.It's not part of the game.
Pitch, favorite horror movie.
"Chaos."
Eww, no, that's the one
where Sage Stallone cuts the girl's nipple off
and makes her eat it. Ugh.
Tim, get that image out of my head please.
Favorite horror movie.
Um...
"Dead Ringers."Cronenburg, classy.
It's okay. We're allowed to play.
Um, Alex. Favorite horror movie.
Oh, I don't really watch horror films.
And yet you're here,
at the Ultimate Horror Movie Experience.
She's a really good girlfriend.
Favorite not horror movie then.
"Dirty Dancing."
Now that's horrifying.
The shit that we watch, it's twisted, yeah,
but everyone knows it's completely fake.
Movies like that, those are insidious.
"Insidious"! Love that movie!
People watch these romantic movies
and they think that's how life's supposed to be.
It's such bullshit.
You really think we're all that naive?
Yeah, I do.
I think I'm ready to go to bed.
Maybe we shouldn't sleep.
You know? There could be more show.
Wait up for the Boogeyman?We should do something fun.
Like what?
I don't know... play Truth or Dare?
Or we could skip the boring part,
and I can just get naked now.
I don't think it's that kind of crowd.
Maybe you should follow him.
Really?
Really.
You can come visit me in the doghouse later.
Woof.
I'm out.
This is a really fun crew.
Good night, Larry.
Good night.
That's some pretty loud make-up sex
our friends are having.
Are they our friends?
How come we never have make-up sex?
'Cause we never really fight, I guess?
13 months together, not a single knock-down drag-out.
We must be doing something right.
Or we're just really good at suppressing our feelings.
Why would you say that?
I was just joking.
What's the grain of truth?
There is none. It was a joke.
If something was wrong you would tell me, right?
Of course.
You know I love you, and I just want you to be happy.
Yeah.
Yes, I love you too, but sometimes I just --
Anytime someone says "but,"
you can ignore what they said right before it.
Pbht.
Okay. I love you.
And sometimes it's hard for me to express my feelings.
Do that again.
Do what? Pbht.
Why? Just do it.
Pbht --
No. No, what?
Stop. I'm not doing anything.
You know this has always kind of been a fantasy of mine.
What has? I don't know.
Sleeping bags, campfire in the middle of the woods,
like in a horror movie.
And then a guy in an old hockey mask
comes and impales us both?
Well, not that part, obviously.
I mean, you do have that condom.
Nothing, huh?
Sorry. It's been a stressful day.
It's just weird with the other tents right here.
Yeah.
I could do something for you though.
You want to wet it a little bit?
What about my sweaty balls policy?
But I haven't even been to the gym.
A five-hour car ride, blindfolded van ride,
and a late night chase?
I think the balls are sweaty.
My best offer.
I'll take it!
Please.
What was that? Nothing.
Did you see that?No. It's a raccoon, whatever.
What the fuck was that?
Ahh!What are you doing in there?
How many of you are out here?
You shouldn't be here.
-Are you coming? -Are you crazy?
Nathan: No, come on. It's part of the show!
He's one of the guys from the article.
You escaped.
-Escaped from what? -Not you!
Whoa, whoa, you're doing a bang-up job, detective.
Ready to tap out?
Uh, will this granola bar help with our mission?
Larry, get the handcuffs.
Somebody's feeling kinky, huh?
Just get them! All right!
Somebody help me get his arms.
I thought we weren't supposed to touch them.
Oh! You're pretty!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, okay, that's enough.
-Fuck you! -Whoa!
Uh, it's just a prop.What should I do?
I'll get the left, you get the right.
Oww, fuck! Nathan!
Leave now! They're coming for you!
Are you okay?No, it fucking hurts!
Is this supposed to be part of it?
No, right?
We all signed waivers.
Let me see.
Okay, it's not deep.
Screw this.
Aloha! Welcome to --No, no, no! Alex, no.
It's just -- it's not a big deal, okay?
I overreacted.
He'll be okay.
-I'm a nurse. -It's just weird.
Do you think it was an accident?
Why do you keep looking at me?
Aren't you supposed to be an expert?
I got the handcuffs.
What'd I miss?
I'm crashing. Hard.
I think I'm gonna stay up a bit.
I'm fine, it's just, I'm not ready for bed.
She's safe with me, Cap'n.
You've done these before, right?
A few.
You ever seen anyone get hurt?
Skinned knees, bug bites.
Not like that.
Are you scared?
Nah.
Think of it like an amusement park ride.
How many times are they gonna pull the same schtick?
Oh, no, the ride's broken, we're all gonna die.
Ahh!
It's the oldest trick in the book.
What happens when the ride really breaks?
Look. The odds of dying on a roller coaster
are 1 in 750 million.
That's a fact. I looked it up once.
Uh, the odds of being struck by lightning
while riding a roller coaster are 1 in 750 billion.
Odds of mental patients actually escaping next door
to a horror movie-themed weekend?
Well...
You're not that lucky.
You mean I'm not that unlucky.
Okay. That guy could be a haunted house actor
or he could be a deranged killer
who just happened to wander into our campsite
at exactly the time we were due for a good scare.
Besides, it's a little obvious, don't you think?
I mean, the real twist would be
if one of us was an escaped mental patient.
Hell, it could be you. Or you.
Or maybe we're all escaped mental patients...
and none of this is real.
Alex? Stay with me!
Don't you fucking leave me!
Fuck!
Alex? Alex? Alex!
Alex, wake up.
What?
It was nothing.
How's your arm?
It seems okay. Nothing I can't handle.
You slept well. I guess I did.
That adrenaline rush wore me out.
How'd you sleep?
You know, we've done enough.
I can just say the safe phrase, then we can go home.
It's just one more day.
Shit. The cooler's locked.
But I'm hungry now.You're always hungry.
-Whoa! -Wicked.
Geez, these guys love their fake blood.
-Mm...corn syrup. -There's numbers on them.
Five digit lock?
Where's Tim?
Maybe he can help us solve this.
I'll get him.
Hey, Tim.
Tim, wake up.
Okay, coming in.
His stuff's gone.
That little bitch.
I bet he figured something out and took off.
Maybe he said the safe phrase.
Or he was a plant.
Yeah, here to make sure that we found our way
out into the middle of nowhere.
-He had the compass. -What was Tim's number?
Uh, three, why?
There's no number three here.
It's a slasher trope.
They're picking us off one by one.
Wait, don't touch it.
These are pointing.
Oh, shit, you're right.
Meet back here in 15 minutes,
even if you don't find anything.
Looks like you're with me.
So, what are we looking for?
I don't know, another piece of the puzzle.
They're probably watching us right now
and hoping we'll make out.
I'm not really a cherry Chapstick kind of girl.
So, your boyfriend's cute,
if you're into overgrown Eagle Scouts.
Thanks.
What's he like in bed?
Um...
So, you guys are, like, open?
I mean that's not why I was asking.
I was just making girl talk.
And the term is polyamorous.Isn't it just called dating?
Dating's for teenagers.
Poly is for mature adults who can handle more
than one committed, honest relationship.
So you don't believe in soul mates?
Sure I do.
Every girl needs a couple soul mates.
You have a lot of friends, right?
You have your party friends, your old married couple friends,
and you get something different from all of them.
I'm the same with boyfriends.
So what do you get from Pitch?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean --
Dominated, degraded.
Used.
Does that make you uncomfortable?
Nope.
What do you get from Nathan?
Stability.
You guys met at like a corporate retreat, didn't you?
Nathan's a cognitive behavioral therapist.
We met when I was in rehab.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You were in rehab?
For what, like, vitamin addiction?
I overdosed on heroin.
Does that make you uncomfortable?
No. No, that's hard-core.
Who knew the Boy Scout had a thing for bad girls?
He doesn't, he just understands it.
But I'm fine now. I'm glad.
You guys seem really good together.
Yeah.
Ooh!
Found mine!
Found what?
Shit!
What?
Tim's dead!
He's dead!
What?
I got to see these FX.
He was right up there, and there was blood dripping down.
I don't see any blood.
Did you find your finger?
What?
She's cracked already.
She should do us all a favor and say the safe phrase.
Hey. Did you take your pill today?
Not yet. Alex.
You know it doesn't work that way.
I'm just trying to watch out for you.
Here, just take it.
It's an antidepressant, not an antipsychotic.
It's okay. It's scary out here.
Are you sure they're lined up right?
Come on, that has to be it!
It's fucking broken.
That's not the only word.
-Nice! -Wow.
Two for two.
These fucking dilettantes are cheating.
How exactly?
-Look. -Great.
More puzzles before we eat.
They're coming!
Why didn't you listen?
There he is.
Hey, what the fuck? That's my special item.
You're breaking the rules.
What rules?
You dropped the ball last night.
When did you even take those?
While I was sleeping?
Should we really be following them?What if it's part of the game?
-Hey. -What?
You know that thing you do?
The thing I'm supposed to tell you about?
Yeah. You're doing it.
I'm playing to win.
Yeah, well everyone else is playing for fun.
Yeah, well, that's their problem.
Give the handcuffs back, Pitch.
Why are you on Larry's side?
You fucked him.
Uh, what?
I can't believe this.
You are such a whore.
So what if I did?
Uh, that didn't happen.
A guy remembers his first time.
You just couldn't resist an easy target?
Can we just focus on the game here?
Yep.
-Oh, okay. -What the --
Pitch, Jesus, you took the gun too?
Just fucking admit it. Just admit what you did.
We all know those aren't real bullets.
Do we?
Shh...
Hey, what's wrong with her?
Hey!
What did you see?
The man from last night.
Where?
What the fuck is his problem?
We need to get the gun away from him.
The hammer, too.
I got him! I got him!
Where are the others?
You are the others!
Pitch!
That looks real. That can't be real, right?
Oh, shit.
Stop! Or you die too!
Fuck!
Pitch! Pitch!
What just happened? Nothing!
Check the blood on the ground.
It has to be corn syrup.
Oh, my God, it's warm.
Oh, God, it smells like blood.
This is real blood!
No, those are just special effects, right?
Aloha, welcome to Hawaii!
Aloha, welcome to Hawaii.
Aloha, welcome to Hawaii! Aloha, welcome to Hawaii!
Nothing's happening! What the fuck does that mean?
I don't know!
Aloha, welcome to Hawaii!
Aloha, wel--
Yes!
I got to call you back.
I said I got to fucking call you back!
I'm in the middle of some shit right now.
Yeah, okay, fuck you, too, bye.
So I just saved our lives.
Come on.
They didn't take it?
It's my backup. I forgot I had it.
I only use it for emergencies.
You're a drug dealer.
No!
No, why, do you need something or...?
Call 9-1-1!Right, right. Okay.
9-1-1 Operator, what is your emergency?
Uh, uh, yeah, hello.
So, we're doing this horror movie weekend thing,
and we think maybe it's not really a game anymore,
maybe it's like actually, like, a horror movie --
Oh, okay, there's someone trying to kill us!
Sir, where are you calling from?
The middle of the woods. I mean, you're 9-1-1.
You can't figure that out?
Are there any landmarks or trail signs?
No! We're in the middle of the fucking woods!
There's no need for that language, sir.
Okay. I'm sorry. I swore. I'm sorry.
Hello?
They hung up.Call them back!
Oh, thank you.
Hello?
Man: Do you want to die now, or die later?
Um, die later.
Then put the phone on the ground
and smash it with your foot.
Who is this? I'm going to count to three.
How did you get this number? One.
Uh... No, no, no, no, no!
It's our only way out! Um...
What are they gonna do? There's no one around.
Just hang up and then call 9-1-1!
Two.Just hang up!
We're sorry! Okay?
Give me the phone, Larry!Uh, uh...
Give me the phone!
Okay, you win! I'm doing it! I'm doing it now!
Three.
Alex.
Alex...
I know everything.
Jared?
Hey. Hey, wake up.
Alex?
What the fuck is this?
I don't know anymore.
How did you get here?
Last thing I remember I was at Ola's.
That bitch must've put something in my drink,
'cause that's the last thing I remember. You?
I was on a camping trip. It's called Slasher Sleepout.
It's, like, this horror movie thing.
My buddy did it last year. They don't kidnap people.
Well, whatever the fuck it is
there's two people dead at least.
We have to get out of here.
Alex, I don't think we can get out of here.
Someone knows.
Knows what? About us.
That's why you're here.
Who?
Someone you owe money to?
I don't know, Alex.
We pissed off a lot of people back in the day.
Is that a sobriety necklace?
It's a gift from Nathan.
What about six weeks ago?
Don't.
What about us?
There was never an us.
We just happened to be lying next to each other
after getting fucked up.
Really?
For a year and a half?
I saved your life, Alex.
Alex!
Stay with me!
Then you go to rehab and all of a sudden,
you're too good for me.
You could have come with me.
It's not really a choice, is it?
Of course it is.
Like you choose to be with Nathan?
Except when you get tired of being the good girl.
Then my phone rings.
Nathan's good for me.
He's clean. He's got a good job.
He gives me a chance to be normal.
Yeah, like that's some fucking great thing.
Ah, fuck it.
Ahh!
Sorry!
We're attached.
I'm gonna swim out there and see what we're dealing with.
Just keep watch, okay?
What am I watching for?
Scary shit.
Jared: So?
We're fucked.
Maybe not. Look.
What is it?
I think it's the key.
I guess one of us goes for it. The other has to go under.
I'll go this time.
Can you swim? Good enough.
I can hold my breath for 42 seconds.
How do you know that?
Me and my brother used to dare each other all the time.
That's how long it took before I passed out.
It's gonna be close.
Just keep count in your head.
If you get nervous, run back to the water.
All right?
Yeah.
I'll be fine.
Ready?
Yeah.
Turn.
Shit. Shit, fuck, it's stuck, it's stuck!
-Nathan? -Alex!
What is this?
Fuck.
Fuck!
I'm sorry!
Ahh!
No!
Help!
Oh, my God. Nathan.
Alex...
Your leg!
What the fuck?!
Don't move.
Fuck.
Fuck!
It's not as bad as I thought. It was just the side.
Why did you pull me down?
I could have died!
I had to.
There was someone pulling me.
Who?
The man, he was attached to the cable!
He was in the water. I don't know --
The key -- the key got stuck.
What man?
I don't know.
It's a trick lock.
Alex.
It's okay.
Ow, shit. Shit.
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
I didn't have a choice.
I really didn't see anyone else.
Did you take your pill today?
What?
You saw me.
No, I didn't.
Yeah. You made me take it.
Alex, you're confused.
No. No, I'm not. Maybe you're confused.
I'm just trying to look out for you.
Take it, all right? And then we have to go.
We should follow the water.
That's exactly what they're expecting us to do.
We'd be too exposed.
You're shivering.
You need to change out of that shirt.
Into what?
Alex?
I have to tell you something.
We might not make it out of here, and it's my fault.
Graham's not sick.
What?
He's not sick. I told him not to come.
Why?
I feel like you're slipping away.
I was scared to leave you alone this weekend.
I was afraid that you might --
Relapse?
I should have trusted you.
And now you're out here because of me.
If anything happens to you, I --
You're everything to me.
Hey. Everything.
I would do anything for you.
You know that, right?
I know.
Can you forgive me?
Yes.
Be honest with me.
I love you.
Let's get ready.
Okay.
Ah. They left everything.
Even the gun.
Why would they do that?
Bullets are still here.
Is there any chance they're real?
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Wait!
If those are real bullets, then you're gonna waste
half our ammo.
I'd rather know for sure that I've got one good shot
than roll the dice on two dummies.
Shit.
Wait, no. It still looks real.
It could scare someone.
We should just pick a heading and then follow it.
To where?
Well, if we keep the water at our backs
we'll eventually find something.
As long as we have a compass,
we know we won't be walking in circles.
It works.
What does that mean?
Whoa!
What are you doing?
It's just a costume.
It's not a costume.
We should take it.
Why?
Shit.
Come on. Come on.
Nathan! Ahh!
Something's got me!
Stop! Stop it!
Alex!
There's another one coming.
You got to get out of here!
Alex, you have to run!
I'm not leaving you.
Alex, please!
No! Nathan!
Go! No!
Run, Alex! Run!
No!
Fuck. Where is she?
No, please. No.
They said you couldn't fight back.
I'm just gonna take this off, okay?
Why are you flipped out right now?
You killed Nathan.
What?
You think this is really happening, don't you?
How many more of you are there?
Are you gonna hit me if I say I don't know?
How many?!We didn't kill anybody!
I saw them die.
You saw their bodies?
Yes.
You didn't see their bodies.
Who are you?
It's Slasher Sleepout, man.
Why are you fucking hitting people with a bat?
You're supposed to be having fun!
Bullshit! Wait, wait!
I'll take you to base camp.
You can see for yourself.
Base camp?
Yeah, you can see it from here. Look.
Now it's my game!
You're so cute.
Stop!
We're so happy to have you, Alex.
You're going to be delicious.
Oh...
Help! Help me!
Ma'am, are you okay?Let me in the car.
We got a 9-1-1 call.
Something about a patient lost in the woods.
Was that you?
We called you because there's people trying to kill us.
Ma'am, are you hurt?
No.
You've got blood all over you.
Are you bleeding?It's not mine.
No, no, no, no, what are you doing?
Do not move!
Please. Help me.
Approach the hood of the vehicle,
lean over, and spread your pussy.
What?
I'm only gonna say this one more time.
Approach the hood, lean over, and spread your legs.
I want to help you.
But you're wearing a hospital gown
that's covered in blood that you say isn't yours.
Is your name Alexandra?
Yes.
Everything's gonna be okay.
I just need to search you,
and then I'll get you where it's safe.
Ahh! Ahh!
Help! Help me!
Let me in! Let me in!
Help!
Whatcha drinkin'?
Stop it! Get away!
No! No!
That's enough!
Alex. Alex.
It's over. You're okay.
Everything is okay now. I'm fine.
Everyone is fine.
But I saw you.
You died.
Pig's blood.
Where did they take you?
They chloroformed me, slit my throat.
When I woke up I was in a zombie escape room.
And I said the safe phrase, so I got to be a zombie.
And I won!
So they didn't cut you either?
Oh, no, they did.
Man, you really took a pounding!
And this chick made one hell of a final girl.
I mean right? One of us, one of us!
Gooble, gobble, one of us!What happened to you?
I was a plant. Nothing happened to me.
So, did we pull it off? Did we ruin you?
Did you actually think you were an escaped mental patient,
or...?
I don't know what I think.
We call it the Shutter Island. Not bad, huh?
Okay. I can see you guys need a minute.
Okay.
Oh, my God, I am so fucking tired of zombies!
Oh, no! I'm being eaten by a zombie!
Oh, no! My throat!
You were a good sport, kiddo.Thanks.
Well, I could tell you how we did it all,
but that would ruin the magic.
Magic?
And you might post all our secrets!
We are...
Slasher Sleepout!
One, two, three, four!
Hey!
Sorry I hit you. That's okay.
I had to sign a waiver, too.
You know, you're kind of badass when you're scared.
Do you know, is this everybody that was part of it?
Yeah, I think so.
But I wasn't part of everybody's game, so I'm not really sure.
Thanks.
You ready?
You okay?
Just tired.
When did you know it wasn't real?
The whole thing was real.
You know what I mean.
When I died.
I guess they drugged me.
When I woke up at the bar, everyone else was there, too.
When did you know?
I don't know.
I had no idea it was gonna be so intense.
You know that, right?
It's fine.
Mind if we stop for a second?
Sure.
Jared.
Oh, my God.
Wake up. Wake up!
Baby, what are you doing?
The game.
It's starting again.
There's a man in the trunk.
What man?
The man from the beach.
He needs help.
So what's the grain of truth?
What?
What's the grain of truth in all your lies?
13 months together,
supporting you through your recovery,
and tonight you watched me sacrifice my life for you.
And after all that, you're still lying to me.
Nathan. Don't.
See, I know everything.
You brought him here?
Graham owns Slasher Sleepout,
so they let us do pretty much whatever we wanted.
It wasn't too hard to grab Jared from the bar.
See, he was high as a fucking kite.
I thought this would bring us closer, Alex.
I thought that you would see
that no one will love you the way that I do.
You're scaring me, Nathan.
We haven't even gotten to the scary part yet.
Did you take your pill, honey?
Let me go. Let me go!
Did you take your pill?
Hey, I'm just looking out for you, right?
Citalopram. An antidepressant.
Huh. They're white this month.
Last month, they were green.
What are they?
Oxy.
So you're still using.
I know, I'm sorry. I just need help.
I know you need help.
That's what this weekend was all about.
It doesn't feel like you're trying to help me.
No, I want to save you.
But I need to know that you're serious about getting better.
See, I need you to choose once and for all,
him or me.
You.
Thank you.
I know that's what's best for you.
Help! Help me!
Shh, shh.
Prove it.
Prove to me that you're done with him.
What?
It didn't have to end this way, Alex.
See, I was just going to take him back,
dump him out in front of the bar.
But you failed the test at the beach.
So this is the only way.
Please, you gotta be done with him.
And then we can start our lives together.
No.
This is for your own good, Alex.
No!
Stay with me, Jared. Please stay with me.
Stay with me. Please.
Did you cry like that for me
when you pulled me down that hill?
You know, cause that hurt pretty fucking bad!
No...No!
I never thought you would actually do it.
You messed-up junkie bitch!
Addiction makes people do ugly things.
That's why you have to cut these people out of your life.
You know, I honestly can't wait to fuck you
without hearing you whine about it the whole time.
Shh...shh...shh...
Jared, buddy!
You might want to watch this.
Oh. Oops!
Safety first.
Who knows what you've been into, my friend.
Alex...