你想從哪裡開始說起 Where do you want to begin?
簸箕... Dustpan...
勺子... Spoon...
杯面... Noodles...
小熊... Bear...
平底鍋... Frying pan...
火 阿波羅猿"嫁給我" Fire. Apollo ape. "Marry me."
這都是從哪開始的 Where did it all begin?
美式極端
好了 這都是從3天前開始的 Okay, it started three days ago.
在西維吉尼亞州的瀉湖鎮 In the town of liman, West Virginia.
那是我跟我女朋友菲比住的地方 It's where I lived with my girlfriend, Phoebe.
她是我唯一擁有美好的東西 She is the only good thing that's ever happened to me.
說真的我都不記得在她出現前我的人生了 I honestly cannot even remember my life before her.
我們是完美而又混亂的一對 We were the perfect fucked-up couple.
她是完美而我是混亂 She was perfect,and I was the fuck-up.
而我們一起真的真的很開心 And we were really, really happy.
而且我想永遠都可以這樣下去 And I wanted to make it forever,
所以我存錢買一只完美的戒指 so I saved up for the perfect ring.
而且我計劃了一個完美的浪漫之旅給她個驚喜 And I planned the perfect romantic trip to surprise her.
然後我也搞砸了 And then I fucked that up, too.
這是出發去夏威夷的瓦胡島的1204航班的 This is the final boarding call for Flight 1204,
最後登機提示 departing for Oahu, Hawaii.
再重復 這是出發去夏威夷的瓦胡島的 I repeat, this is the final boarding call for Flight 1204,
1204航班的最後登機提示 departing for Oahu, Hawaii.
現在所有登機的隊伍和區域 Now boarding all rows and all zones.
所有的旅客這時候都應該登機了 All passengers should be onboard at this time.
該死的 邁克 快來啊 God damn it, Mike, come on.
所有旅客請進入登機門 All passengers please proceed to the gate.
我真的很抱歉 菲比 I really am sorry, Phoebe.
我真的以為我這次可以戰勝恐懼 I really thought I could beat the panic attacks this time.
沒關系 It's okay.
-才不是 -不 沒關系的 -It's not. -No, it's fine.
不 才不好 No, it's not fine.
這都是我真心想為你做的事 This is something I really wanted to do for you.
然後我都毀了 現在我們又回家了 Then I ruined it and now we're going back home.
-你沒有毀了 -是的 我毀了 這都是我的錯 -You didn't ruin this. -Yes, I did. It's my fault.
你應該生我的氣的... You should be mad at me...
-不要 -為什麼不生我的氣 -No. -Why not?
-這你也不想的 邁克...-好吧 謝謝 -You can't help it, Mike... -Okay. Thanks.
我草 Shit.
天啊 Jesus.
你身上有毒品嗎 Are you holding?
沒有 當然沒有了 我們剛準備坐飛機 No, of course not. We were going on a plane.
為什麼我會... Why would I...
你身上有毒品 You holding?
是的 Yeah.
對不起 Sorry.
-嗨 菲比 -嘿 -Hi, Phoebe. -Hey.
-嗨 邁克 -嘿 -Hi, Mike. -Hey.
聽說你們去度假了啊 Heard you two were going on vacation.
夏威夷 Hawaii.
又有其他小插曲發生了嗎 邁克 Get another one of your little episodes there, Mike?
你知道的 菲比 You know, Phoebe.
有一次我要載你家男孩回家 I once had to drive your boy home
因為他想離開鎮在高速公路上 'cause he was having one of them panic attacks up on the freeway,
恐慌癥發作了 trying to leave town.
這是你叫我們靠邊的原因嗎 Is there a reason that you pulled us over?
嘿 語氣好點 拉森小姐 Hey, easy on the tone, Miss Larson.
我也不想搜這臺車 I'd hate to have to search this car.
重點是你男朋友 It's getting to the point where your boyfriend
應該開始學會帶上牙刷在火車站過夜了 should start leaving a toothbrush at the overnight down at the station.
我說的對不對 邁克 Ain't that right, Mike?
說得對 瓦特警官 That's right, Sheriff Watts.
好了 只是想歡迎你們回到鎮上而已 Well, just wanted to welcome you back to town.
我來拿行李 I'll get the bags.
嘿 菲比 你想要一個煎蛋餅嗎 Hey, Phoebe, do you want an omelet?
這可能是個好機會 This could be the right moment.
嘿 邁克 Hey, Mikey?
這是正常的嗎 我覺得這... Is this okay? I think this...
-搞什麼鬼 -菲比 不 對不起 -What the fuck! -Phoebe, no, I'm sorry.
你燙到你的手了嗎 Did you burn your hand?
就讓我來煮 好嗎 Just let me do the cooking, okay?
-我會的 對不起 -別再道歉了 -I will. Sorry. -Stop apologizing.
好吧 Okay.
阿波羅猿... Apollo Ape...
我來幫你 I got you.
不 你認為你在做什麼 No, what do you think you're doing?
嘿 親愛的 不 我只是想告訴你 Hey, honey, no, I just wanted to tell you
我有一個阿波羅猿很有趣的想法 I had, like, a really funny idea for Apollo Ape.
那很不錯 是什麼 That's cool, what is it?
我他媽該怎麼看這個 How the fuck am I supposed to read this?
嘿 你好 Hey. Hello there.
你這麼晚還在這 拉塞特 You're here late, Lasseter.
你不再是我的助手了 彼得 你來這幹什麼 You're not my assistant anymore, Petey. What are you doing down here?
我知道 我只是想你了 I know, I just miss ya.
別這樣 你又不在會議室了 你可以輕松一點嘛 Come on, you're not at the big desk anymore, you can let a few things slide.
夠了 道格拉斯探員 Enough, Agent Douglas.
好吧 我走了 在我走之前你有需要點什麼的嗎... Okay, I'm leaving. Do you need anything before I...
拉塞特 Lasseter.
極端計劃的暴徒啟動了 The Ultra Program Tough guy is active.
聰明人的豪厄爾是目標 Wiseman asset Howell is the target.
-什麼 -他會在24小時內被清除 -What? -He'll be eliminated within 24 hours.
這是美國國土 他們不能這樣做 This is American soil, they can't do that.
我們保證過要保護他的 你是誰 耶茨 We promised to protect him. Who is it? Yates?
行動已經在進行中 The operation is in progress.
你被通知是作為一種禮貌 You're being informed as a courtesy.
-你是誰 -不要干涉 -Who is this? -Do not interfere.
祝你有個好的晚上 Have a nice evening.
那麼阿波羅猿和碎磚就像 So Apollo Ape and Chip the Brick are, like,
"嘿 發生什麼事了" 你明白嗎 "Hey, what the heck happened?" You know?
然後他們發現那個辣番茄是負責抵抗的 And then they find out that Spicy Tomato was in charge of the resistance.
好了 但他們沒發現的是 Okay, but what they didn't find out,
他們會在下本書發現 天文學家費都是不是也在裡面 which they'll find out in the next book, is that Fido Astro is also in on it.
不 伙計 No. Dude.
我知道 I know.
我覺得被背叛了 I feel so betrayed.
你體會到嗎 這是因為他是男人的好朋友 Do you get it? It's because he's man's best friend,
不是猴子的好朋友 not monkey's best friend.
當然 我是說 Of course. I mean,
在事後這對我來說是說得過去的 只是... in hindsight it makes total sense to me.
-只是...-他是條狗 -It's just that... -He's a dog.
我跟你說 你應該把它寫下來 You should write it down, I'm telling you.
我不知道 我意思是我真的只是喜歡想象它 I don't know, I mean, I really just like thinking about it
和喜歡說說它的故事 and like talking about it.
阿波羅猿的冒險 Apollo Ape and his adventures.
不 我很喜歡當你說它的故事的時候 No, I love when you talk about it.
我認為其他人也會喜歡的 I think other people would love it, too.
甚至像... Like, even...
認真的 如果你把它寫下來他們可能會很喜歡看它 Like, they might love to read it if you wrote it down, seriously.
做點真實的行動 Do something really real with it.
你知道是什麼讓退而卻步嗎 菲比 You know what skives me out, Pheebs?
是什麼 What?
在下面的那臺車跑了很遠 That car down there has moved so much.
就像是它是在工廠的生產線生產出來的 Like it was built in a factory, you know, on a production line.
然後它被運到這裡 And then it was like shipped, like, here.
然後這家伙開著它去了很多地方 And like, then this guy drove it all over the place.
是的 確實如此 Yeah, exactly.
但很多年以來 But all that time, like for years,
就像幾十年了 or really for, like, decades really,
這一棵樹一直都呆在一個地方 this one tree has been sitting in this one place
什麼都沒做直到今晚 當它把車停下來 not doing anything until tonight, when it, like, stopped the car.
-然後呢 -好了 那麼這臺車一直都在跑 -Yeah? -Okay, so this car is always going.
而這棵樹一直只是靜止不動 你明白嗎 And that tree is always just, like, stopping. You know?
就像它已經在那靜止了很多年 Like, it's just been stopping there for years
直到今晚當它遇見了一些它不想再跑的東西 until tonight when it met something that it didn't want to keep going,
而它就像說"不要 你也靜止下來了" and it was just like, "No. You're stopping, too."
然後這棵樹從沒有做過任何事 然後搞砸了... And then this tree that has never done anything, is fucking, like...
就像摧毀了這美麗的... Like, destroying this beautiful...
這美麗在高速移動的東西 Like, really beautiful and fast-moving thing.
為什麼 為什麼你哭了 Why? Why are you crying?
菲比 因為就像... Because, Phoebe, like...
我是那棵樹嗎 Am I that tree?
不 No.
我認為我是那棵樹 而我覺得... I think I'm that tree. And I think...
我覺得你是那臺車 而我覺得我拖累你了 I think you're the car. And I think I'm stopping you.
-你不是那棵樹 -好吧 -You are not the tree. -Okay.
我愛你 I love you.
菲比 去不成夏威夷我真的很抱歉 Phoebe, I really am sorry about Hawaii.
真的沒關系 It's okay, honestly.
我真的反應過度了 我真的很難過 I totally over-reacted. I was really upset.
不會永遠都這樣的 你明白嗎 It's not going to be like this always, you know.
邁克 你是... Mike, you're like...
...我人生中見過最堅強 善良的人 ...the strongest, kindest person I've ever met in my whole life.
我愛死你了 I fucking love you.
-你真他媽的混亂 伙計 -我知道 -You're a fucking mess, man. -I know.
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-耶茨 -我的天啊 -Yates! -For Christ's sake.
怎麼了 維多利亞 Yes, Victoria?
我要馬上跟你談談 I need to speak with you right now.
好吧 我想我們這裡也差不多了 Okay, I guess we were pretty much done here.
謝謝大家 Thanks, guys.
別想回避我 Stop avoiding me.
我收到暴徒要鏟除我聰明人的舊人 I've got word that Tough guy is moving in on my old Wiseman asset.
暴徒是什麼 What is Tough guy?
-你是從哪裡聽到的 -這是真的嗎 -And where did you hear that? -Is it true?
這與你無關 好嗎 It doesn't concern you. Okay?
聰明人是我的孩子 Wiseman was my baby.
是啊 而且還是流產的 那麼你擔心什麼呢 Yeah, and it's still-born. So, what are you crying about?
所以你就要鏟除我流產的孩子了 So you're coming after my still-born baby?
到我辦公室再說吧 Let's finish this in my office.
我不明白你為什麼那麼難過 I don't understand why you're so upset here.
不是你把計劃給關停的嗎 Aren't you the one who shut down the program?
對 因為這是個有缺陷的試驗對象 Yeah, because it was a flawed model.
因為我們是在傷害人 Because we were hurting people.
我沒想到你這混蛋上司會來騎在我頭上 I didn't expect your yuppie ass to come riding in on a vulture
還來我的行動中挑骨頭 and pick at the bones of my operation.
我是因為公正和正直才坐上主管的位置的 I was made supervisor fair and square.
你是擦對了鞋才做成臨時主管的 You were made a temporary supervisor because you kissed the right asses.
因為我才是這職位最正確的人選 Because I'm the right man for the job.
誰說的 達菲鴨 According to who? Daffy Duck?
達菲鴨... Daffy Duck...
我想我這樣做是對的 因為我做主管已經兩年了 I guess I'm doing something right because I've had the job for about two years.
沒錯 這本來應該只有兩個月的 Yeah, it should have been two months.
你本來應該保護這些人 不是殺了他們 You're supposed to protect these assets. Not kill them!
維多利亞 我們在清理舊計劃 Victoria, we're clearing the portfolio.
-什麼 -邁克 豪厄爾一直想離開鎮 -What? -Mike Howell keeps trying to leave town.
他需要被除掉 He needs to be eliminated.
你就因為他想離開鎮要殺了他 You're going to kill him for trying to leave town?
這是一個安全漏洞 我只是在盡我的職責 That's a security breach. I'm just doing my job.
他是個人啊 He's a human being.
-他們是資產 -他是一個美國公民 -They're assets. -He's an American citizen.
他們是政府財產 They're government property.
你真他媽的瘋了 Are you actually fucking insane?
說話注意點 Language.
你給我聽著 白癡王 Listen to me, King Idiot!
如果你認為我就任你... If you think I'm just going to sit back...
不 你給我聽著 你這粗魯霸道的臭婊子 No, you listen to me, you snipey overbearing bitch!
豪厄爾今天就要死 Howell dies today!
是的 而你什麼也不能做 你準備要怎麼做 Yeah. And you can't do shit. What are you going to do?
你要不聽我的命令嗎 You going to go over me?
你在這就是我的一條狗 好嗎 You're my fucking dog here, okay?
坐 別動 守規則 Sit. Stay. Behave.
現在給我滾出去我的辦公室 Now get the fuck out of my fucking office!
邁克 發生什麼事了 Mike, what's happening?
沒什麼 只是一些我要去做的事 Nothing. Just something. I have to go to work.
不是有點太早了嗎 Isn't it early?
對 對 Yeah. Yeah.
但他們要我去做件事 But they needed me to do a thing.
什麼事 What thing?
雜貨 Groceries.
我愛你 I love you.
-羅斯 -怎麼了 -Rose. -What's up?
-最近怎麼樣 伙計 -你最近怎麼樣 寶貝 -How's it goin', man? -How you doin', baby?
怎麼了 What's up!
我真的很感謝你為我這樣做 伙計 I really appreciate you doing this for me, man.
別這樣 伙計 別這樣 寶貝 Come on, man. Come on, baby,
你知道我挺你的 對吧 you know I got you, right?
-好吧 -我支持你 -Okay. -I got you.
你是我的心肝丁啊 You're my nigga-nigga-noga.
-你知道的 對嗎 -好的 對 -You know that shit, right? -All right. Yeah.
好了 好了 現在去打開你的車尾箱 All right, right. Now go open up your trunk.
-好的 沒問題 -都沒問題的 -Okay, all right. -It's all cool.
隨意點 沒什麼大問題的 Casual like, no big D.
鎮定一點 Stay chill.
你準備好了嗎 快點 You ready? Come on, come on, come on.
好了 All right.
這比你平時拿的貨還要重罪 知道我的意思嗎 Yo', this is more illegal than the shit you usually get, know what I mean?
-知道 -明白我的意思嗎 -Yeah. -Feel me?
這都是些很大威力的煙火 伙計 This is some fucking powerful fireworks, man.
這會給你的婊子點亮星空的 This gonna light up the sky for ya bitch.
羅斯 Rose.
菲比肯定會喜歡的 Phoebe is going to love this.
這夠完美了 羅斯 這太完美了 伙計 This is perfect, Rose, this is so perfect. Man.
跟你說 這是很認真的求婚建議 I'm tellin' ya, this is some serious proposal-engagement-wedding-type
你做的會改變你的人生 life changing shit you're doin'.
-你明白我說的什麼嗎 -這就是我的計劃 -You know what I'm sayin'? -That's the plan.
-你真是個敏感的人 婊子 -好吧 我愛她 -Yo' you're a sensitive nigga, bitch. -Well, I love her.
當你這麼愛她時你得把一切都給她 你知道嗎 You got to give it all when you love like that, you know?
對 沒錯 一生人就一次 對吧 Yeah, exactly. Comes once a life, right?
真的 沒錯 Serious. Yeah, yeah.
-好了 感謝你 伙計 -你要走了 -All right, thanks, man. -You goin'?
-是的 -你要去哪裡 -Yeah. -Where you goin'?
把這些放好而且我還要去上班 Gotta drop those off and I gotta go to work.
想去抽點大麻進色情酒吧坐坐嗎 Wanna drop some acid and go inside the titty bar?
不了 別客氣 現在才早上8點15分 羅斯 Nah, that's okay. It's 8:15 in the morning, Rose.
-感謝你 南茜 -謝謝你 邁克 -Thank you, Nancy. -Thank you, Mike.
再見 Bye.
查里厄特改革者 聽著 Chariot Progressive. Listen.
曼德爾布羅特開始行動了 Mandelbrot set is in motion.
回聲合唱團被破壞了 我們在守球 Echo Choir has been breached, we are fielding the ball.
這是抒情詩嗎 Is that a lyric from something?
草 Fuck.
不 查里厄特改革者 聽著 No. Chariot Progressive. Listen.
好吧 Okay.
-曼德爾布羅特開始行動了 -好的 -Mandelbrot set is in motion. -Yeah.
夫人 你是要點什麼嗎 Ma'am, are you going to get something?
查里厄特改革者 邁克 Chariot Progressive, Mike.
小姐 可以麻煩你不要... Lady, could you please, like, stop it with...
查里厄特改革者 Chariot Progressive.
-你沒事吧 -聽著 -Are you okay? -Listen.
曼德爾布羅特開始行動了 Mandelbrot set is in motion.
回聲合唱團被破壞了 Echo Choir has been breached.
我們在守球 We are fielding the ball.
查里厄特改革者 查里厄特改革者 Chariot Progressive. Chariot Progressive.
聽著 邁克 你沒有在認真聽... Listen, Mike. You're not listening...
聽著 查里厄特改革者 Listen. Chariot Progressive!
查里厄特改革者 Chariot Progressive.
查里厄特改革者行動了 Chariot Progressive is in motion.
行動... Motion...
邁克 拜托你聽我說 Mike. Please listen to me.
好了 小姐 你說夠了 好嗎 All right, lady, enough with that stuff, okay?
你很危險 你得聽我說 You're in danger. You have to listen to me.
我很快就要關店了 所以... I've got to close up soon. So...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
-沒關系 -這一切 -It's okay. -About all of this.
我很抱歉 邁克 我盡力了 I'm sorry, Mike. I tried.
沒事 It's cool.
你想要你的湯嗎 Do you want your soup?
嘿 別再動我的車 Hey, stop doing shit to my car.
-嘿 寶貝 怎麼了 -嘿 -Hey, babes, what's up? -Hey.
我剛殺了兩個人... I just killed two people...
兩...兩個男人 Two... Two gentlemen.
這帥呆了 為什麼 That's awesome. Why?
不 這兩個人想闖入我的車 No, these two guys were trying to, like, break into my car at work,
而且他們有槍和刀然後他們變成混蛋一樣 and they had guns and knives and they were being, like, total dicks
他們就攻擊我 and they just attacked me.
草 寶貝 你被搶劫了 Shit, babe, you got mugged?
然後我拿起勺子就像... Then I took, like, a spoon and I just like...
我就像把它插進了這個家伙 I, like, shoved it through this guy.
-你報警了嗎 -沒有 我沒有報警 -Did you call the police? -No, I didn't call the police.
因為我殺手...我是兇手 好嗎 'Cause I'm the killer... I'm the murderer, okay?
我還有... I also have, like...
我有很多大麻和蘑菇在我的車上 I have, like, a lot of weed and mushrooms in my car.
我剛在停車場殺了兩個家伙 好嗎 I just killed two dudes in a parking lot, okay,
而菲比如果你不馬上過來這 and, Phoebe, if you don't come here right now,
我就要尿褲子了 I'm just gonna start like pissing in my pants.
我當天發誓 菲比 我要開始尿出來了 I swear to God, Phoebe, I'm just gonna start, like, pissing.
這是怎麼發生的 How did this happen?
這他媽的是怎麼發生的 How the fuck did this happen?
我在這些家伙的頭上開槍了 I shot those guys in the head.
而那個家伙 我拿勺子插進他的脖子了 And that guy, I, like, I spooned him in the neck
然後他就死了 and his shit just, like, ended.
你剛殺了兩個家伙 You just killed two guys?
他們想刺傷我 菲比 They were trying to, like, stab me, Phoebe.
-為什麼人家想刺你 -我不知道 -Why are people trying to stab you? -I don't know!
我不知道 但我... I don't know, but I am...
我對這整個地方都嚇尿了 I am, like, freaking out all over the place.
寶貝 我有對這有很多焦慮 Babe, I have, like, a lot of anxiety about this.
把你們的雙手舉起來 Get your hands in the air.
我草 來得真是時候 Fuck me! Yup.
天啊 是邁克 God, it's Mike.
-對不起 -把煙扔掉 -I'm sorry! -Drop it.
你是什麼意思 兩個受害者 What do you mean, two casualties?
我們在鏟除聰明人的豪厄爾時失去了兩個人 We lost two assets attempting to neutralize Wiseman-designate Howell.
這怎麼可能 How is that possible?
他當時拿著一個勺子 長官 He was armed with a spoon, sir.
就一個他媽的勺子 什麼 A fucking spoon? What?
我們還不確定 對峙時的確切情況... We're not sure yet, the exact nature of the confrontation...
他被他媽的激活了 你沒看見嗎 He's been fucking activated! Do you not see that?
-是的 長官 -這是拉塞特幹的 -Yes, sir. -This is Lasseter.
她在鎮裡面 把鎮封鎖找她出來 She's in the town. Lock it down and find her.
把橋封鎖起來 不許任何人進入或出來 Shut down the bridge, nobody gets in or out!
-長官 是的 長官 -現在豪厄爾在哪 -Sir, yes, sir. -Where's asset Howell now?
他被逮捕了 長官 He's been arrested, sir.
太好了 好了 我們進去把他帶出來 Perfect. Okay, we go in. We take him out.
他被困在一個地方 你不可能再搞砸了 He's trapped in one place. You cannot possibly fuck this up.
是的 長官 Yes, sir.
用克蘭和笑者兩個人 Employ assets Crane and Laugher.
好了 那麼就跟我再說一遍吧 Okay, so just lead me through this one more time.
就讓我清楚明白 就... Just so I'm clear. Just so...
不 不 不 No, no, no.
-我用一個勺子打他...-好的 -I hit him with a spoon... -Yeah.
...而他的肺爆了 ...and his lungs exploded.
-不是他的肺 -不 就是這樣 -It wasn't his lungs. -No, that's what happened.
因為他不能呼吸 因為我插進他的脖子了 'Cause he couldn't breathe, 'cause I got him in the neck.
你的肺不是在你的脖子裡的 他們是在你的胸口裡 Your lungs aren't in your neck, they're in your chest.
我知道 菲比 I know that, Phoebe.
不 我不知道 不 我知道 No, I don't know that. No, I do.
菲比 這對我說不過去啊 Phoebe. It doesn't even make any sense to me.
好了 好了 那麼你說過一些關于一個小姐的 Okay. Okay. So you said something about a lady.
-對 -她跟你說什麼了 -Yeah. -What did she say to you?
好吧 她說... Okay, so she said...
我不知道她說什麼 像一些瞎扯的 就像... I don't know what she said. Like, some bullshit. Like...
我不知道她說什麼了 I don't know what she said.
-寶貝 我們在監獄裡 -然後呢 -Babe. We're in jail. -Yeah?
所以也許就盡力集中精神回想把這拼起來 So maybe just try and remember and focus and put it together.
-好吧 我會的 -那個小姐說什麼了 -Okay, I will. -What did the lady say?
好了 Okay.
她說... She said...
曼德爾布羅特開始行動了 回聲合唱團被破壞了 Mandelbrot set is in motion. Echo Choir has been breached.
我們在守球 We are fielding the ball.
-邁克 這他媽的是什麼意思 -我不知道 -Mike, what the fuck does that mean? -I don't know.
菲比 我不知道但我記得就是這樣 Phoebe, I don't know but I remember it like it just happened.
我記得最後的94分鐘發生在我身上的每一件事 I remember every single thing that happened to me in the last 94 minutes.
94分鐘 我怎麼知道這數字的 菲比 Ninety-four minutes? How did I even get that number, Phoebe?
我能確實的記得每一件發生了的事 我能想象它 I remember literally every single thing that happened, I can picture it.
-邁克 聽著 -好的 -Mike, listen. -Okay.
就慢下來 Just slow down.
對了 邁克 Yeah, Mike.
你慢慢來吧 You slow way down.
你在這警察局裡呆過多少次了 邁克 How many times have you been in this station, Mike?
從你22歲開始 Since you were 22?
你的緩刑官肯定是廢話王邁克爾 喬丹了 Your probation officer must be the Michael Jordan of bullshitters.
因為我從沒見過你離開幾個小時的 Because I've never seen you gone more than couple of hours?
邁克 Mike.
告訴我你沒殺這些人 Tell me you didn't kill these people.
他們攻擊他了 They attacked him.
-他只是自衛 -是啊 -He was defending himself. -Yeah.
-什麼 -他當時應該做什麼 -Excuse me? -What was he supposed to do?
你是他的女朋友 你是他的母親 You're his girlfriend. You're his mom.
你是他的女仆 你是他的女房東 You're his maid. You're his landlady.
-現在你是他的律師了 -這只是一件事 -Now you're his lawyer? -It was just a thing.
這只是發生了這樣的一件事 It was just a thing that happened.
邁克... Mike...
-我也不想的 -你也不想 -I didn't mean to. -You didn't mean to?
死了兩個人啊 邁克 Two men are dead, Mike.
這次不可能就這樣走了 There's no walking away this time.
-這他媽怎麼回事 -發生什麼事 -What the hell is that? -What's going on?
草 把這裡封鎖起來 Shit, lock it down!
嘿 我們有麻煩了 Hey, we've got a problem.
為什麼沒電了 Why is the power out?
菲比 我不知道 就繼續走 Hell, Phoebe, I don't know. Just keep moving.
手舉起來 穩住 Hold on. Hold on.
-好了 就...-邁克 我真的不想進去那裡 -All right, just... -Mike, I really don't want to go in there.
邁克...好了 就穩住 Mike... There we go. Just hold on.
整個警局的所有線路都斷了 All the lines out of the station are down.
無線電 因特網 電話... Radio, Internet, the phone...
這他媽的是誰 Who the fuck is that?
邁克 Mike!
邁克 拿他的槍 Mike, grab his gun!
快走 快走 快走 Move! Move! Move!
蹲下來 低下 別起來 Get down! Down! Stay down!
不 不 快走 菲比 快走 No, no, get out. Phoebe, get out!
菲比 槍 Phoebe, the gun.
就快走吧 Just go!
離開這裡 Get out of here!
快點 Come on!
等等 Wait!
-嗨 親愛的 -為什麼瀉湖封鎖了 -Hi, darlin'. -Why is Liman on lockdown?
為什麼有人穿著防護服像外星人一樣到處走 Why are there men in Hazmat suits walking around like extra-terrestrials?
你他媽的在幹什麼 What the fuck are you doing?
一只有狂犬病的狗跑了 一個真正的老婊子 A dog with rabies got loose. A real old bitch.
-你說得真經典 艾德里安 -你激活了豪厄爾 -You're all class, Adrian. -You activated Howell.
現在我的兩個暴徒都死了 Now two of my Tough guy assets are dead.
我知道你在這幹什麼 別跟我的行動作對 I know what you're doing here. Don't fuck with my operation!
你的行動是謀殺 Your operation is murder.
這是你和我最後一次通話了 This is the last time that you and I speak.
我要把你幹掉 耶茨 你明白我的意思嗎 I'm taking you down, Yates. You understand me?
這對一個中年婦女來說很大口氣啊 還要在... That's pretty big talk for a middle-aged woman with a...
什麼 電話裡 What? A cell phone?
你碰不到我的 好吧... You can't touch me. Okay...
你甚至不...你剛掛了我的電話嗎 You can't even... Did you just hang up on me?
請告訴我你沒有掛我電話 Please tell me you did not just hang up on me.
菲比 我們在去哪裡 Yo, Phoebe, where are we going?
我們在離開 我們要離開鎮 We are leaving, we are getting the fuck out of town.
不 我不能離開鎮 你知道的 No, I can't leave town, you know that.
你之前沒有人想殺你 Well, you didn't have people try to kill you before,
我在想也許這能激勵我們 I was thinking maybe that could motivate us here.
好吧 沒問題 那麼你想去哪裡 Okay, fine. So where do you want to go?
-草 -好了 聽著 聽著 -Fuck! -All right, listen, listen.
我們去拿我的車然後我們去羅斯的家 好嗎 We'll take my car and we'll go to Rose's house, okay?
-什麼 -幹嘛 -What? -What?
你現在還想抽大麻 邁克 You want to get high right now, Mike?
不 我不是想...不 No, I don't want to get... No.
羅斯有槍和武器 好吧 Rose has like guns and shit, okay.
他能幫我們藏起來而我還戴著手銬 He can help us hide out and I'm still in handcuff.
好了 你現在根本不是在做計劃 Okay, you are not in any position to be making the plan right now.
是嗎 那誰在做 好嗎 Really? Well, who is, all right?
-警察都死了 -那個家伙 -The cops are all dead. -The guy in the thing,
在牢裡的沒看見槍 你不跑指著它說"槍..." in the cell thing, doesn't see the gun, you don't point at it and go, "Gun..."
好吧 不 不 我現在意識到了是個錯誤 對不起 Okay. No, no. I recognize that now as, like, a faux pas. I'm sorry.
而且如果有人想殺你 喊"等等..." Like, and if someone who's trying to kill you, goes, "Wait..."
你不會轉身說"你想聊點什麼" You don't go, "What do you want to talk about?"
好了 你是對的 抱歉 我很抱歉 Okay, you're right. Sorry. I'm sorry.
求你別對我大吵大叫了 好嗎 Please just don't yell at me, okay?
-不 我只是開始嚇壞了 -不 我知道你嚇壞了 -No. I'm just starting to freak out. -No. I know you are.
我只是覺得也許我們要搞清楚我們在幹什麼... I just think that maybe we need to figure out what the fuck we're doing...
過來 你沒事 我也沒事 好嗎 Come here. You're fine. I'm fine. All right?
我們從那逃出來了 好嗎 We made it out of there. Okay?
而且沒其他事會發生了 我保證 And nothing else is going to happen, I promise.
我們就上我的車... Let's just get in my car...
草 Fuck!
所以那就是這些家伙在做的事 So that's what those guys were doing?
這會很痛啊 That would have hurt.
好了 Okay,
我們去拿我的車吧 let's take my car.
哈嘍 Hello?
我在瀉湖 我激活了豪厄爾 I'm in Liman. I activated Howell.
什麼 What?
耶茨的暴徒在鎮裡面 Yates' Tough guy assets are in town.
我來這是想救豪厄爾和阻撓這行動 I'm here trying to save asset Howell and derail this operation.
但有點不對勁 But something's not right.
我站在著火的警察局前面 I'm standing in front of the sheriff station which is on fire.
我不明白... I don't understand...
為什麼會是你...我應該跟... Why would you... I should not be talking...
聽我說 我需要一個武器 Listen to me. I need a weapon.
-我的天 -有一個空曠的場地 -Oh, my God. -There's an empty field.
我會發你一個坐標 I'm going to send you coordinates for the drop.
而我需要知道 And I need to know where the fuck
耶茨把這行動的實驗體放在哪裡了 Yates is pulling the subjects for this operation.
如果他們是受過訓練的 他們應該很迅速和暗中完成任務 If they're trained assets, they should be doing this quickly and quietly
這種行為不正常 This behavior makes no sense.
好了 我很抱歉 我要掛電話了 我不能... Okay, I'm sorry. I gotta hang up. I can't...
不 不 不 別掛電話 No, no, no. No, no, no. Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
他把我困在這鎮裡了 He's boxing me into this town.
他會像個卑鄙小人一樣追尋我然後他會殺了我 He's going to trap me like a rat and he's going to kill me.
求你了 彼得 我真的需要你 Please, Petey, I really need you.
好了 我們到了 Okay, here we go.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 你似乎安靜的有點怪 Hey, you seem, like, spooky quiet.
我是安靜得有點怪 I am spooky quiet.
我就像... I'm like...
我想我是過敏性休克 I think I'm in the anaphylactic shock.
那不是這樣說的 That's not what that's called.
就像我想理清楚事情 你知道的... Like, I'm trying to think of stuff, you know...
菲比 我記不起任何東西 Phoebe, I can't remember anything.
就像我從來都... Like I never even...
我甚至想不起來我是哪裡上學的 I can't even remember where I went to school.
-也許不要再想了 -我有趣上學嗎 -Maybe don't think about it. -Did I go to school?
我們有談起過我的父母嗎 Did we even talk about my parents?
我們從這開始走 這是現在的情況了嗎 We walk from here. Is that what's happening now?
-對 -我們走吧 -Yeah. -Let's go.
-草 -幹嘛 -Shit. -What?
如果我是...就像個機器人 What if I'm like... Like a robot?
不 不... No. No...
有過十億字節的記憶體 With gigabytes of memory recall,
就像我用空手道程序來殺死目標人物 and, like, karate programming where I use objects to kill people.
邁克 你不是機器人 Mike, you're not a robot.
有著先進的生物工程 With advanced biological engineering.
也許我是的 Maybe I am.
-邁克 -什麼 -Mike. -Yeah?
-你不是機器人 -好吧 但你怎麼知道 -You are not a robot. -Yeah, but how do you know?
我的腦子現在有些很奇怪的想法 I have the weirdest thoughts in my head right now.
我知道 我知道 寶貝 I know. I know, babe.
你知道什麼事M1艾布拉姆斯嗎 Do you know what a M1 Abrams is?
是一種坦克 It's a type of tank.
我現在可以列出50種坦克 I could list like 50 types of tanks right now.
我什麼時候學過坦克的種類了 When did I learn about tanks?
我沒有啊 I didn't.
我不懂任何關于坦克 槍或炸彈 I know nothing about tanks or guns or bombs,
但我突然知道所有關于坦克 槍和... but I suddenly know, like, everything about tanks and guns and...
別動 屌你老母 Freeze, motherfucker!
-草 邁克 是你嗎 -羅斯 羅斯 -Shit, Mike! It's you? -Rose. Rose.
你他媽在這裡幹什麼 伙計 What the fuck you doing here, man?
-我們可以過來嗎 -你們...進來吧 -Can we come over? -Yo, yo, yo... Get inside!
馬上進來吧 伙計 Get inside right now, man!
今晚真瘋狂 Shit crazy tonight.
我不想死于不是猴子的傳染病 來吧 進裡面去吧 I ain't tryin' to die from no monkey disease. Come on, get inside!
搞什麼 What the fuck?
這都是怎麼回事 What the fuck is all this?
-耶茨先生 長官...-我說了要巧妙的 -Mr. Yates, sir... -I said subtle!
我說了要隱蔽的 I said covert!
不要在他媽的停車場中間搭帳篷 Not pitch a tent in the middle of the fucking parking lot!
-長官 這是...-實驗體在哪 -Sir, this is... -Where are the assets?
你讓他們全部就坐在黑暗的卡車裡面 You got them all just sitting in a dark truck?
-你說盡可能的簡化 -對 好的 你是對的 -You said as bare bones as possible. -Yes. Right, you're right.
謝謝 Thank you.
笑者 Laugher?
你是怎麼回事 我聽說你是戰死了啊 What happened to you? I heard you were KIA.
我們在30分鐘前在警局找回了他 We recovered him from the sheriff station 30 minutes ago.
但你看見他了 對吧 豪厄爾 But you saw him, right? Howell?
他打掉我的牙了 He took my teeth.
但我都帶回來了 But I got 'em back.
好吧 謝謝 Yeah, thanks.
我們只是要在這呆幾個小時 We just wanna, like, hang out here for a couple of hours.
因為事情就像... 'Cause things are like...
我不知道 但現在一切都好像很危險 I don't know, but things are, like, pretty dangerous right now.
是啊 所以為什麼你還來我家啊 邁克 Yeah, so why do you come to my house, Mike?
為什麼你不回自己的家呢 Why don't you go to your house?
你做那些瘋狂事而你還把瘋狂帶來這裡了 Crazy is as crazy does and you dragged crazy here.
而且我甚至不知道做了什麼或那是什麼 And I don't even know what that does or what that is.
你明白我說的話嗎 You see what I'm saying?
我不明白 羅斯 I don't know, Rose.
我們只是認為這裡會更安全 We just thought it would be, like, safer here.
躲避什麼更安全 Safer from what?
-等等 為什麼你覺得很危險 -什麼 -Wait, why do you think it's dangerous? -Yeah?
就像我之前跟你說的 因為... Like I said to you before because of the...
-因為什麼 -因為猴子 是猴子 -The what? -The monkeys. The monkeys!
那你呢 邁克 你是躲避什麼 邁克 And, yo, Mike, what you gonna be safer from, Mike?
你要躲避什麼 What you gonna be safer from?
羅斯...我... Rose... I...
躲避什麼 邁克 Safer from what, Mike?
周圍都沒事 伙計 Perimeter's clear, man.
呦 這是大哈羅德和昆金 Yo, this is Big Harold and Quinzin.
黑鬼 這是邁克和菲比 Niggas, this is Mike and Phoebe.
-邁克 我和邁克認識的 -我的昆金認識的 -Mike? Me and Mike know each other. -Me and Quinzin know each other.
厄運 對吧 Jinx, right?
伙計 太差勁了 你在第一位就3個星期 Dude, it sucks, you were in first place for like three weeks
-而且你的球員受傷了 -我知道 伙計 -and your kickers got hurt. -I know, man.
什麼 What?
我們一起玩幻想橄欖球的 你懂嗎 We do Fantasy Football together, you dig?
而你從來沒跟我說 And you ain't even tell me?
草 Shit!
每個人都有一個幻想橄欖球聯盟 但羅斯沒有 Everybody's got a Fantasy Football league but Rose,
這是你們的意思嗎 is what you're sayin'.
我想羅斯就孤獨地坐著 我想是的 I guess Rose just sits alone, I guess.
我不懂幻想橄欖球 I don't know nothin' about no Fantasy Football.
這不會讓我感覺好點啊 伙計 都沒人跟你吹牛逼的 Well that don't make me feel better, man, nobody tell you shit.
真傷人 So hurtful.
抱歉 伙計 抱歉 但今晚都是關于陰謀 Sorry, man, sorry. But it's all about conspiracies tonight.
抱歉 我可以問問猴子的問題嗎 Sorry, can I just ask about the monkeys?
還有防毒面罩 什麼... And the gas masks? What...
你沒聽說嗎 鎮政府的傳言 You ain't heard? Town's under government wildfire.
外太空什麼的 Outer-space shit,
仙女座變種細菌傳染病什麼的 straight Andromeda Strain bacterial disease type shit!
-什麼 -你沒看見嗎 -I'm sorry? -You ain't seen?
看看電視啊 伙計 Fuckin' look at the TV, man!
看電視啊 Look at the fuckin' TV!
看看那裡的東西 Look at that shit, right there!
在西弗吉尼亞州的瀉湖鎮進行6級隔離 ...level six quarantine around the town of Liman, West Virginia.
美國疾控中心說一個被發現的超級傷寒 The CDC has said a breakout of what is being described
在今晚早些時間開始爆發 as Super Typhoid began earlier this evening.
進入鎮的大橋已經被封鎖不能進或出鎮... The bridge into town has been blocked with access in or out of the town...
我跟你們說了吧 我他媽跟你們說了吧 What did I tell ya? What the fuck I tell ya?
爆發的原因相信是... sources believe the beginning of the outbreak...
這不是真的 這不可能... That's not real. That can't...
追溯到這2個人... ...traced back to these two individuals...
這不可能是真的 That can't be real.
任何知道他們行蹤的人 Anyone having knowledge of their whereabouts
應立即聯系有關部門 should contact the authorities immediately.
草 菲比 草... Shit, Phoebe. Fuck...
這兩個動物激進分子是高度傳染性的... These two animal activist are highly contagious...
這就是我跟你說的那個小姐 That's that lady I was telling you about.
...在任何情況下都不應該接近 ...and should not be approached under any circumstances.
什麼 What?
官方表示維多利亞·拉塞特是這次傷寒爆發的負責人 Officials have indicated that Victoria Lasseteris responsible for the outbreak.
為什麼你們都他媽的上電視了 邁克 Why the fuck y'all on TV, Mike?
...維多利亞·拉塞特不恰當的接觸了幾只受試驗的猴子 ...Victoria Lasseter's inappropriate close contact with several test monkeys.
邁克 你跟這有關系嗎 Yo, Mike, are you in on this?
你是說 這是跟你說過話的那個小姐 You mean, this is the lady that talked to you?
-對 -什麼 -Yeah. -What?
為什麼你認識那個耍猴的混蛋啊 伙計 Why the fuck do you know that monkey fucking motherfucker, man?
-伙計 冷靜點 -冷靜 -Dude, calm down. -Calm down?
我現在就要答案 I want fuckin' answers now.
快 快 快 Yo! Yo! Yo!
好了 羅斯 聽著... Okay, Rose, listen...
事情不是像你認為他們說的那樣的 Things don't mean what you think they mean.
這聽起來會很瘋狂 This is going to sound crazy.
今晚有些很奇怪的事發生在我身上了 好吧 Something very weird is happening to me tonight, okay,
而我不知道是怎麼回事 但我一直在殺人 好了吧 and I don't know what it is, but I keep, like, killing people, okay.
而且有可能我是個機器人 And there's a chance I may be a robot.
草 Shit.
你感染了他媽的猴子病毒 You got the fuckin' monkey virus.
不 羅斯 別這樣... No, Rose. Stop...
你他媽的要被隔離了 邁克 You're fucking going to quarantine, Mike!
-羅斯 別這樣做 -等等 不 不 -Rose, don't do that! -Wait, wait, wait! No, no!
-這完全沒有必要 -你要被隔離了 混蛋 -That's entirely unnecessary! -You're going to quarantine, motherfucker!
該死的 Damn!
婊子 Yo, bitch!
羅斯 我很抱歉 Rose. I'm sorry.
好了 羅斯 你可以就 Okay, Rose, can you just,
無論你做什麼 別打電視上的電話 whatever you do, not call that number that was on the TV.
你認為我要打給政府 You think I'm gonna call the government?
婊子 我不是想拿獎金 Bitch, I ain't trying to get neuralized.
羅斯 也許我們可以談談這個 好嗎 Rose, maybe we could just talk about this, okay?
不 邁克 不要 Nuh-uh, Mike. Nuh-uh!
好吧 Okay.
-嘿 羅斯 -什麼 -Hey, Rose. -Yeah?
我想我可能可以打爛這個鎖 I think I could probably break this lock.
-拜托不要 -好吧 -Please don't. -Okay.
我從來沒下過來這裡 I've never been down here.
嘿 菲比... Hey, Phoebe...
菲比 你覺得我真得了這種疾病嗎 Phoebe, do you really think I have that disease?
什麼 那假猴子新聞故事疾病 What? That fake monkey news-story disease?
你怎麼知道是假的 How do you know it's fake?
我真的見過那女人 I did meet that woman.
那麼你感覺怎麼樣 Well, how do you feel?
你感覺有病嗎 You feel sick?
不 我感覺有點棒棒的 No. I feel kind of amazing.
我的天 Oh, my God!
我的天 Oh, my God.
-哈嘍 -你好 彼得 -Hello? -Hola, Petey.
為什麼我聽說有供給投下瀉湖 Why am I hearing that there's a supply drop made over Liman?
你明白你在協助一個離群的 Do you understand that you're assisting the efforts
中央情報局特工影響了國家安全嗎 of a rogue CIA operative acting against national security?
我們怎麼叫那種人的 彼得 What do we call that, Petey?
當有人很積極工作不顧國家利益的人 When someone is actively working against the interests of their own country?
叛國 Treason.
天啊 提醒我一下 因為我總是忘記了 Gosh, help me out here because I always forget,
叛國的刑罰是什麼 what's the punishment for treason?
我們帶你到外面然後我們在你的頭開槍 We take you outside and we shoot you in the fucking head.
現在我清楚的知道 Now I'm keenly aware
你對拉斯特有一定的忠誠度 that you have a degree of loyalty to Lasseter.
這現在都結束了 你不會再幫她了 That ends now. You're not to help her again.
-我...-明白了嗎 -I... -Understood?
感謝你找到豪厄爾的位置 Thanks for the location on Howell.
我現在去找他了 但同時 I'm heading to him right now, but in the meantime
我們得公開這件事 打給克魯格 we've got to go public on this. Call Krueger.
我真不敢相信耶茨一直為他的計劃訓練精神病人 I can't believe Yates has been training mental patients for his program.
通知你應該去公開這行動是我的責任... It is my duty to inform you that should you go public with this operation...
這是你的責任 什麼 It's your duty? What?
我們得阻止這行動 他完全脫離了他的... We have to stop this! He's completely out of his...
如果你去公開了這個行動 你就犯叛國罪了 If you go public with this operation, you're committing treason,
而且會被視為背叛美利堅合眾國來處理 and will be treated as a traitor to the United States of America.
不 彼得 彼得 No! Pete? Peter?
-我很抱歉 -彼得 -I'm sorry. -Petey!
我不能再幫你了 I can't help you anymore.
草 Fuck!
菲比 你在幹什麼 Phoebe, what are you doing?
我們要逃跑 We are escaping.
菲比 不 菲比 別這樣 Phoebe. No, Phoebe, stop.
我真的不認為我們應該這樣做 好嗎 I really don't think we should do this, okay?
我認為我們應該就在這等 I think we should just wait here.
羅斯是個很好的人 他會再下來的 Rose is like a really good guy, he'll come around.
你會明白的 他只是個敏感又復雜的人 You'll see. He's just a sensitive and complex man.
寶貝 我不會就坐著 Babe, I'm not going to sit around
等你的毒販子來判斷 and wait on the judgment of your drug dealer.
我們找到豪厄爾的位置了嗎 Do we have a location on Howell?
他在他朋友的家 He's at his friend's house.
好吧 我們包圍他們 知道了嗎 Okay, we roll in waves. Got it?
派牛頓 笑者和波本 Employ Newton, Laugher and Bourbon.
給媒體的故事準備好了嗎 Is the press package ready?
-準備好了 長官 -激活它 -Yes, sir. -Activate it.
還有... And...
我要乾凈利落的用迷魂煙 I'm clearing use of Riofloxin gas.
不要再有風險 不要再有過失 No more risks. No more mistakes.
徹底清除 Clean sweep.
-草 -你知道你在做什麼嗎 -Fuck! -Do you know what you're doing?
我只是想走遠一點看看 I'm just going to scoot a little bit further
我能不能進入另一個房間 and see if I can get into the other room.
就給我點時間 Just give me one second.
這不是好時機 This is not the right moment.
你是什麼意思 昆金 我不能在你的聯賽裡 What do you mean, Quinzin, I can't be in your league?
-我懂橄欖球 黑鬼 -太遲了 伙計 -I know football. Dang. -It's too late, man.
太遲 永遠也不會太遲的 Too late? It's never too late.
搞什麼... What the...
草 菲比 Shit! Phoebe!
草 Shit!
幹嘛 What?
寶貝 過來這 嘿 親愛的 Babe, come here. Hey, honey?
邁克...過來 過來這裡 Mike... Come here. Come here.
嘿 醒醒 醒醒 來吧 來吧 Hey, wake up! Wake up! Come on, come on.
你得保持清醒 好嗎 You have to stay awake, all right?
嘿 這迷魂煙會讓你感覺很累 Hey, that Riofloxin shit, it's going to make you really tired!
這會幫助緩解的 This is going to help a little bit.
只有你保持清醒才有效 好嗎 Only if you stay awake for me, okay?
-我好困阿 -別睡著 別睡著 -I feel sleepy. -Don't sleep! Don't sleep!
寶貝 如果你睡著了就死了 好嗎 Baby, if you sleep you die. Okay?
如果你睡著了就死了 邁克 這是迷魂煙的效果 If you sleep you die, Mike. That's how this shit works.
慢慢的喪失你的感覺 別閉上眼睛 Shuts your senses down one by one. Keep your eyes open!
寶貝 別他媽的閉上眼睛 Baby, keep your fucking eyes open!
親愛的 親愛的 寶貝 Honey? Honey? Babe!
寶貝 醒醒 醒醒 醒醒 好嗎 Babe, wake up! Wake up! Wake up, okay?
草 寶貝... Fuck! Babe...
不 別這樣 不 No, what the fuck! No!
碎磚怎麼辦 嘿 那... What about Chip the Brick? Hey! What about...
阿波羅猿怎麼辦 What about Apollo Ape?
我很喜歡他們 我很喜歡他們... I love them. I love them...
如果你死了 他們也死了 If you die, they die.
我不想他們死 我愛你 寶貝 I don't want them to fucking die. I love you, babe.
寶貝 求你了 Babe! Please!
邁克 醒醒 Mike, wake up.
我愛你 I love you.
看著我 Look at me.
邁克 你不會記得這個的 但我愛你 Mike, you won't remember this, but I love you.
...新的開始 遠離這一切 ...new start, away from all this.
就你和我 Just you and me.
你是自由的 You're free.
遠離這一切 Away from all this.
我愛你 I love you.
結束了 我愛你 It's over. I love you.
訪問號碼是13985 Interview number 13985.
這是我們最後一學期 邁克 This is our last session, Mike.
邁克 Mike!
你不會再見到我了 You won't see me again.
我愛你 結束了 I love you. It's over.
醒醒 求你了 Wake up. Please!
醒醒 邁克 Wake up! Mike.
邁克 你要醒過來 Mike, you gotta wake up.
邁克 邁克 Mike! Mike!
求求你了 Please!
好了 Okay.
-嘿 -不 不 -Hey. -No, no.
你怎麼知道那是什麼毒氣 How do you know what that gas was?
好吧...我... Okay... I...
不 不 不 怎麼回事 你怎麼知道... No, no, no. What is going on? How do you know...
你怎麼知道那是什麼毒氣的 How do you know what that gas was?
我不知道怎麼回事 但 聽著... I don't know what's going on. But, listen...
-寶貝...-不 不 -Baby... -No. No.
好吧 邁克 邁克...嘿... Okay, Mike. Mike. Mike... Hey...
我不知道怎麼回事 I don't know what's going on.
但我知道你是怎麼回事 好吧 But I do know what's going on with you, okay.
你就聽著...聽著 If you just listen... Listen.
好的 那麼告訴我吧 Okay, tell me then.
現在說也沒什麼意義 It's not going to make any sense right now.
怎麼回事 我是怎麼回事 What is going on? What's going on with me?
我... I...
我是你的管理人 I'm your handler.
我是5年前被派到你身邊的 I was assigned to you five years ago.
-而我...-我的管理人 -And I'm... -My handler?
請你理解...我是中央情報局的人 好嗎 Please understand... I'm CIA, okay.
-但...-你是什麼 -But... -You're what?
-聽我說 沒事的 -你是什麼 -Listen to me. It's okay. -You're what?
我一直想告訴你很長時間了 I've been trying to tell you this for so fucking long.
菲比...你不是...你不是我的女朋友嗎 Phoebe... Are you not... Are you not my girlfriend?
當然我是你的女朋友 Of course I'm your girlfriend.
-寶貝 這就是...-求你別再說了 -Babe, that's what... -Please stop it.
這就是我要告訴你的 不... That's what I'm telling you. No...
求你別說了 不 我甚至連看都不想看到你了 Please stop it. No. I can't even look at you.
不 不 不 我要離開 No, no, no, I gotta go.
邁克 Mike!
邁克 你得讓我解釋啊 Mike, you have to let me explain!
-不 不 不要走...邁克...-不 不 不 -No. No. No... Mike... -No, no, no.
-嘿...-離我遠點 -Hey... -Leave me alone!
-開門啊 邁克 -我要靜靜 -Unlock the door, Mike! -Leave me alone!
草 Shit!
不 不 不 放開我 放開我 No, no, no. Get off of me. Get off of me!
邁克 放松... Mike, relax...
聽著 我只是想知道 Look, I just need to know.
我是真實存在的嗎 Am I real?
你當然是真的啊 Yes, you're real.
你的父母真的都死了嗎 Are your parents really dead?
好了 所有你告訴我的事有多少 Okay, how much of everything that you've ever told me
是謊言來的 is just a complete lie?
不是全部都是謊言 Not everything is a lie.
不 請你別用你成熟的一面跟我說話 No, please don't use your grown-up voice with me.
我沒有 I'm not.
好吧...不 我是愛上你了 Okay... No. I was in love with you.
我是愛上你了...我現在都不知道你是誰了 I am in love with you... I don't even know who you are!
草 邁克 Fuck, Mike!
不 你別叫我邁克在我面前裝哭 好吧 No, you don't get to like, fake cry with me, okay.
他們可能會訓練你如何裝哭 不是嗎 They probably like train you how to do this, don't they?
來博取我的同情 好了 別哭了 To fuck with my emotions. Okay, well stop it.
求你別哭了 Please stop it.
嘿 嘿 別哭了 好嗎 他媽的別哭了 Hey! Hey! Stop it, okay! Fucking stop it!
我沒有再說謊了 I'm not lying anymore.
就給我一次機會 Just give me one chance.
-我不會再騙你了 好嗎 -好吧 -I'm not going to lie to you, okay? -Okay.
下車 Get out.
不 不要 邁克 No. No, Mike.
菲比 下車 Phoebe, get out of my car.
我不可以... I can't...
-離開我的車 好嗎 -我不可以... -Get out of my car, okay! -I can't...
-離開我的車 -這他媽的是我的車 -Get out of my car! -It's my fucking car!
不 下車 好吧 No! Get out of the car! Okay!
菲比... Phoebe...
菲比 Phoebe!
我應該要把你活著帶回去 I'm supposed to bring you in alive.
你真幸運 Lucky you!
草 Shit.
草 Fuck!
不 不 不 No, no, no.
嘭 嘭 嘭 Bang! Bang! Bang!
菲比 菲比 Phoebe! Phoebe!
菲比 Phoebe!
我要做些很壞的事 I'm going to do something very bad.
菲比 Phoebe!
草 這是什麼 Shit! What is that?
這聞起來像汽油 It smells like gas!
-汽油 -不 不 -Gas! -No! No!
草 不 不 不 不要 Fuck! No! No! No, don't!
草 天啊 Fuck! Man!
我他媽的恨死你了 混蛋 I fucking hate you, man!
那個 我也他媽的恨死你了 混蛋 Well, I fucking hate you too, man!
草 不要 Shit! No!
-嘿 我要給你看點東西 -不 不 不 -Hey, I wanna show you something! -No, no, no.
嘿 醒醒 Hey, wake up.
嘿 醒醒 Hey, wake up!
我說我要給你看點東西 I said I wanna show you something.
看 Look!
邁克 邁克 Mike! Mike!
長官 Sir!
這不是2010年斯德哥爾摩最佳表現小姐嗎 Well, if it isn't Miss Stockholm Syndrome 2010.
耶茨 你他媽的在這裡幹什麼 Yates. What the fuck are you doing here?
這很沒有職業道德啊 That's unprofessional.
誰負責這行動的 Who's running this operation?
從什麼時候開始你這死宅男也開始出外勤了 Since when did desk jockeys like you run field ops?
我想你的問題是這5年來變無知了啊 Well, I guess that's the problem with going dark for five years.
你有點太沉醉于夫妻生活了 You kinda fall out of the loop on a couple of things.
你有授權嗎 Do you have authorization at all?
克魯格在哪 Where's Krueger?
菲比 肖博 Phoebe Selburg,
她寧愿含一些癮君子的雞巴也不愿意自己回來匯報 she who'd rather suck some stoner's cock than turn herself back in for debrief,
還要懷疑我的授權 is going to question my authorization?
我看過你的檔案 I've read your file.
在我面前你沒有任何秘密 You have no secrets from me!
你的男朋友不是真實的 Your boyfriend isn't real.
我們創造他出來的 We made him.
我很抱歉 這實驗老鼠讓你浪費了那麼多時間 I'm so sorry, that some lab-rat made you cum a bunch of times
在一間塔可鐘的後面 in the back of a Taco Bell!
好吧 這可能是拋棄你整個人生的一個很好的理由 Yeah, that's probably a good reason to throw away your entire life!
好吧 我想這都很順利 Well, I guess it all worked out.
因為看看我現在 Because look where I am now.
主管這麼重要的行動 In charge of a major operation.
而看看你 And look where you are.
因為違抗命令被我部下逮捕 Under departmental arrest for insubordination.
而且你的面孔一團糟 And your face is all messed up.
而我會被提拔 And I'm gonna get a promotion.
你那可憐的癮君子男友被活活的燒死 Your pathetic stoner boyfriend has been burned alive.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
-沒事了 沒事了 嗨 -嗨 -It's okay. It's okay. Hi. -Hi.
邁克 你認得我嗎 Mike, do you recognize me?
你知道我是誰嗎 Do you know who I am?
認得 你是便利店的那個女人 Yeah, you're the woman from the market.
沒錯 Yeah.
你真的知道我是誰嗎 Do you really know who I am?
你是我母親嗎 Are you my mother?
不是 No.
好了 你知道什麼嗎 我要帶你去其他地方 Okay, you know what, I gotta take you somewhere.
-不 不 不 -我們得去個安全的地方 -No, no, no. -We got to go someplace safe.
不 我們必須要去 你要跟我一起去 No, we have to. You're coming with me.
-不 我...-不... -No, I'm... -No...
停 直到你告訴我是怎麼回事之前 Stop. I'm not going anywhere until you tell me
我哪裡都不會去 好吧 what the hell is going on with me, okay?
你是誰 Who are you
和他們對我女朋友怎麼樣了 and what did they do with my girlfriend?
好吧 Okay.
你還記得 Do you remember
當你18歲時因為嗨迷幻藥被逮捕的時候嗎 when you were arrested when you were 18 for the acid?
那是我們第一次見面的時候 That was when we first met.
我當時在為一個叫聰明人的計劃招募人 I was recruiting people for a program called Wiseman.
計劃基本上都是采取第三類輕罪犯人 Which was basically designed to take third strike misdemeanor offenders
和提供自愿者一個機會 and offer them the opportunity to volunteer.
自愿者 做什麼的 Volunteer? For what?
成為...成為一名實驗者 To be... To be an experiment.
一名實驗者 An experiment?
對 Yeah.
那是個錯誤 That was a mistake.
不 但邁克你成功了 No, but Mike, you worked.
其他全部實驗對象都失敗了 All the other subjects that came in, they were all failures.
但你沒有 But not you.
你是一個完成品 You were a success.
但這讓你變瘋狂了 But it was driving you insane.
這讓所有人都瘋了 It was driving everybody insane.
計劃的風險遠遠大于回報 The risks weren't worth the rewards.
所以我把它關停了 So I shut it down,
而且我給你一個新的生活和新的身份 and I gave you all new lives and new identities.
-在這裡一個全新的開始 -好吧 -A fresh start here. -Yeah.
所以你抹去了我的記憶 So you erased my memories.
而且你給我的腦袋動了手腳 And you fucked with my head.
還把我留在這裡跟一個假女朋友一起 And you left me here with a fake girlfriend.
-不 -不 邁克 邁克 等等 -No. -No, Mike, Mike, wait.
這不是你原來的樣子 This isn't who you always were.
思維遲鈍 不能離開鎮 The slow thinking, the inability to leave town.
恐懼...我們這樣做是為了保護你 The phobias... We did that to protect you.
-為了保護我 -對 -To protect me? -Yeah.
好麼告訴想殺我的那個家伙吧 Well, tell that to the guys who are trying to kill me.
這些人他媽的都是誰 Who the fuck are those people?
嘿 你是電視上的那個女人 Hey. You're the lady from TV!
嘿 Hey.
你是耍猴的 You fuck monkeys!
什麼 What?
邁克 你要去哪裡 Mike, where are you going?
長官 豪厄爾還活著 Sir, asset Howell is still alive.
他和拉塞特探員被發現在切斯納特街附近的一家加油站 He and Agent Lasseter were spotted at the gas station near Chestnut Street.
草 Shit!
-哈嘍 -你好 彼得 -Hello? -Hola, Petey.
我要一臺無人機一小時內來到這上空 I need a drone in the sky in less than an hour.
當它進入我的空域就打給我 Call me when it's entering my air-space.
-那麼你要轟炸一個平民鎮 -如果有必要的話 -So you're going to blow up a civilian town? -If I have to.
就為了一個人 To catch one guy?
就是這樣 菲比 This is it, Pheebs.
不玩小孩那一套了 The kid gloves are off.
沒事 繼續工作 It's fine. Go back to work!
長官 新發現 Sir, new sighting.
兩名犯人向東移動前往佩裡曼 Two subjects heading east on Perryman Way.
他們要回家 They're going back to the house.
他不只是回家 He's not just going to go back to the house.
邁克可能有時候有些思維遲鈍 但他不是白癡 Mike can be a little slow sometimes, but he's not a fucking idiot.
邁克 我真不敢相信你要回家 Mike, I can't believe you're going back to your house.
我要回去睡覺 I'm going inside and I'm going to sleep.
他現在可能派了狙擊手在瞄準我們 He could have snipers taking aim at us right now.
真的嗎 那開槍射我吧 求求你了 Really? Then shoot me, please!
你管的著嗎 為什麼你還在這裡 So what? Why are you still here?
-我不想你死 -為什麼 -I don't want you to die. -Why?
因為... Because...
因為我在乎你 好嗎 Because I care about you, all right?
好了 我不在乎 好吧 Okay, well I don't care, all right.
如果我要死 我要嗨著 If I die, I'm going to do it stoned,
和聞著我床的味道死 and smiling in my bed.
而你可以選擇留下或離開 And you can stay or you can go.
奧蒂斯我要你和比德爾去犯人家 Otis, I need you and Beedle to go to the house
確認拉塞特和豪厄爾的位置 and confirm the location of Lasseter and asset Howell.
馬上 謝謝 馬上 Now, thank you, now!
長官 是的 長官 Sir, yes, sir.
你他媽的看什麼看 What the fuck are you looking at?
誰是阿波羅猿 Who's Apollo Ape?
他是一個猴子宇航員 He's a monkey astronaut.
我創造他的 他在冒險 I made him up. He goes on adventures.
嘿 邁克 你要知道菲比之前是自愿來這裡的 Hey, Mike, you know Phoebe was supposed to come back in.
當你在計劃裡的時候她總是照顧著你 When you were in the program, she always looked out for you.
隨著其他實驗對象一直失敗 你一直都很成功 As all the other assets kept failing, you kept succeeding.
她對你很信任 She had so much faith in you.
你對她來說是真實的 You were real to her.
她本來只是應該帶你融入這個鎮 She was just supposed to get you settled into this town
然後她就會被重新分配 and then she was going to be reassigned.
但她決定要留下跟你一起 But she decided to stay with you.
她放棄了所有東西 她整個真實的人生 She gave up everything, her whole real life.
只是認為你應該知道這些 Just thought you should know that.
拉塞特小姐 Miss Lasseter?
過來這裡 Come here.
確認豪厄爾在現場 Asset Howell confirmed on site!
長官 確認豪厄爾在現場 Sir, asset Howell confirmed on site.
請求立即增援 Requesting immediate backup.
收到 無人機準備攻擊 下命令 Copy that. Drone strike is a go, call it.
但奧蒂斯怎麼辦 But what about Otis?
無人機準備攻擊 下命令 Drone strike is a go! Call it!
我們準備攻擊 We are go for strike.
收到 準備攻擊 Roger, go for strike.
道格拉斯探員 請確認 Agent Douglas, please confirm.
準備攻擊 Go for strike.
正移動去攻擊位置 Moving into attack position.
好了 躺下吧 沒事 Okay. There you go. All right.
草 好了 呆在這 Shit! Okay, stay here.
比德爾 Beedle!
目標鎖定 等待確認攻擊 Target lock in progress. Waiting confirmation to strike.
發射 Fire!
道格拉斯探員 請確認部署 Agent Douglas, please confirm deployment.
他媽的發射啊 Fucking fire!
你他媽的有什麼問題 馬上投下炸彈啊 What the fuck is wrong with you! Drop it now!
投下炸彈啊 Drop it!
現在 發射啊 馬上 Now! Fire! Now!
道格拉斯探員 Agent Douglas?
我們要錯過我們攻擊的機會了 We're losing our target window.
-你收到嗎 道格拉斯探員 -死白癡 -Do you copy? Agent Douglas! -Fucking idiot!
倒數 10 9 8 7 6 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
-5 4 3 2...-不 叼你老母 -five, four, three, two... -No, fuck you.
鎖定目標脫離 Target lock disengaged.
捕食者衛星鏈接斷開 Predator satellite link down.
地面部隊與無人機失去通訊 Ground station has lost communication with the drone.
平底鍋反射殺人老把戲啊 The old frying pan bullet trick.
草 草 Shit. Shit!
-我是克魯格 -你好 克魯格先生 -This is Krueger. -Hello, Mr. Krueger.
你有時間嗎 Do you have a minute?
所有人員疏散 All personnel evacuate.
立即啟動非戰斗人員疏散協議 Initiate immediate non-combatant evacuation protocol.
所有運輸工具... All transport vehicles...
奧蒂斯 Otis,
你是怎麼被卷入這事裡的 how'd you get tied up in all this?
別接電話 Don't answer that.
萬一是捉了菲比的那個家伙呢 What if it's the guys who have Phoebe?
這肯定是他 It definitely is.
-好吧 那我要接這個電話 -不 邁克 -Okay, then I'm going to answer it. -No, Mike.
-哈嘍 -哈嘍 -Hello? -Hello.
你是誰 Who's this?
你先說 You first.
天啊 是你 不是嗎 Fuck me. It's you, isn't it?
-是邁克 豪厄爾 -對 你是誰 -It's Mike Howell. -Yeah. Who's this?
你的房子不是滿布槍孔嗎 Is the house not all on fire?
不 伙計 房子基本上跟之前沒什麼兩樣 No. Man, the house is like basically normal.
好吧 Okay.
那麼現在計劃怎麼樣了 So what's the plan now?
我意思是 你要投降了嗎 I mean, like, like do you surrender?
草 你耍到我了 Fuck! You got me.
我投降 I surrender.
要不你來麥斯商品停車場這裡 Why don't you come on down to the Max Goods parking lot,
接受我的投降 and accept my surrender.
-在威爾遜的麥斯商品 -對 -The Max Goods on Wilson? -Yeah.
好吧 是穿過輪胎店的那一家嗎 Yeah, is that one across from the tire shop?
十分鐘輪胎店 The Ten Minute Tires?
什麼 對 就是那一家麥斯商品 What? Yes! That Max Goods.
那麼我去那裡見你會發生什麼事 So what happens if I meet you there?
像你怎麼接受投降 我需要簽署什麼文件嗎 Like, how do you accept a surrender? Do I need to sign something?
你女朋友在這裡 Your girlfriend's here.
你想再見到她活著嗎 Would you ever like to see her alive again?
我不知道 I don't know.
那麼如果我拿槍爆她的頭 So if I just took out my gun and blew her fucking face off,
你也沒意見 you'd be cool with that?
不 這當然有意見了 No, that wouldn't be cool.
她真的在那裡跟你一起嗎 Is she really there with you?
邁克 Mikey?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
但我是那棵樹 But I'm the tree.
我一直都是樹 你是車 I've been the tree the entire time, you're the car.
好嗎 Okay?
我愛你 I love you.
所以你可以離開 So you can leave,
你可以任何你想去的地方而他們永遠都不會... you can go wherever you want and they will fucking never...
這說得還真他媽的差勁 That was really fucking lame.
邁克 你在幹什麼 Mike, what are you doing?
我要從麥斯商品那救我的女朋友 I'm going to save my girlfriend from Max Goods.
出來 都從卡車裡出來 Get out! Get out of the fucking truck!
你們現在進入代碼3了 You're all now Code-3 right now!
走 走 快點 走 Go! Go! Faster! Go!
走 就這樣 Go! This is it!
這一刻就是我訓練你們的原因 This is the moment that I have trained you for!
這他媽的不是演習 好吧 This is not a fucking dress rehearsal, okay!
這家伙是致命的 This guy is deadly.
他是寂靜的而他會悄悄地接近我們 He is silent and he will sneak up on us.
你們清楚了嗎 Are we clear?
草 Fuck!
笑者 離開這裡 Laugher, get out here!
嘿 菲比 菲比 Hey, Phoebe! Phoebe!
-嘿 菲比...-邁克 -Hey, Phoebe... -Mike!
我只想跟你說 我愛你 I just wanted to say that I love you.
而且一切都會沒事的 And that everything is going to be okay.
我意思是 很明顯不是完美的 但會更好的 I mean, not like perfect, obviously, but better.
就像我們可能要找一間新房子 Like, we'll probably have to get a new house,
-還有車...-你們倆 你們可以殺了他嗎 -and also cars... -You two, can you kill him?
-拜托殺了他吧...-...但我來救你了 -Please, kill him. -...but I'm coming to get you.
而且這一切都會結束的 And this will all be over.
很快 Soon-ish.
菲比 Phoebe!
耶茨 放棄吧 Yates, give up!
就放我走 這就是他想要的 Just let me go, that's all he wants!
上 上 Go! Go!
-笑者 帶上她 -草 -Laugher, grab her. -Fuck!
菲比 Phoebe!
笑者 了結他 Laugher, end this.
別藏起來了 Don't hide!
出來吧 我真的很想跟你談談 Come out. I really want to talk to you.
出來吧 Come out!
過來這裡 Come here!
你知道... You know...
什麼 我知道什麼 我知道什麼 What? What do I know? What do I know?
要不你告訴我 我知道什麼吧 Why don't you tell me what I know?
你個冚家產 You're fucked!
我是嗎 怎麼說 Am I? How?
我可憐的癮君子男友... My pathetic stoner boyfriend...
他會來殺了你而你心裡很清楚 He's going to kill you and you know it.
你知道什麼嗎 You know what?
你... You...
我覺得你跟我非常相似 I think you're a lot like me.
我去 Fuck this!
去你的 他們在明天早上的任務報告中 Fuck you! They're going to be laughing at your pothead ass
會恥笑你的癮君子混蛋的 tomorrow morning at debriefing!
你知道什麼嗎 泰山 You know what, Tarzan,
要不你去跟你的猿人一起燒死 why don't you go burn with your fucking ape?
你嚇到我了 You're scaring me.
可以請你出來嗎 我們可以談談嗎 Will you please come out? Can we just talk?
我想談談... I wanna talk...
對不起 I'm sorry.
我控制不了 I can't control it.
他們對我的腦袋動過手腳 The things that they did to my head.
他們創造你就像創造我一樣 They made you like they made me.
但你比我更好 But you're better than me.
誰控制你的 Who told you what to do?
沒有人 Nobody.
這感覺肯定很好 That must be nice.
現在誰是婊子了 混蛋 Who's the bitch now, fucker?
夠了 拉塞特 Enough, Lasseter.
夠了 Enough!
邁克 Mike?
寶貝 Baby?
菲比... Phoebe...
草 Fuck.
你想回家嗎 Do you want to go home?
好的 Okay.
她答應了 She said yes!
伙計 別這樣 就給我們一點... Man, come on, just give us, like, one...
-趴地上 -棒極了 -On the ground! -Perfect.
祝賀你們 在樹林裡面 在大雨下 Congratulations. In the fucking woods, in the fucking rain!
這是你取得搞砸任務的新高度 That is the level of fuck-up you have achieved!
我只想說 長官 I just want to say, sir,
彼得·道格拉斯不應該為這24小時內 that Peter Douglas should not be held responsible
他的任何行動負上責任 for any of his actions in the last 24 hours.
道格拉斯當要處理他的時候會被處理的 Douglas will be dealt with when he's dealt with.
你就不一樣了 You, on the other hand,
你直接干預了政府的行動 you directly interfered with a government operation.
而結果 你造成了無辜平民的死亡 And as a result, you caused the deaths of innocent civilians.
這正確嗎 Is that correct?
-是的 長官 -你絕對是對的 長官 -Yes, sir. -You're absolutely right, sir.
多謝拉塞特激活了豪厄爾 Thanks to Lasseter activating asset Howell,
現在7個美國公民死了 seven American citizens are now dead.
在一個行動力這不會... In an operation that wouldn't...
這是一個沒有任何授權你引起和 This is an operation that you created and spearheaded
帶頭的行動 這正確嗎 without any authorization, is that correct?
是的 長官 但你要明白 Yes, sir, but you have to understand,
我是自己開始的 I was self-starting.
-什麼 -我犯了什麼錯誤嗎 -Excuse me? -Did I make some mistakes?
你知道嗎 我有犯錯 You know, I did.
我有走過捷徑嗎 當然 Did I take some shortcuts? Sure.
但歸根到底 我只是做我需要做的 But in the end, I was just doing what I needed to do
利用現有的體制創造更高的效益 to create a cost-efficient exploit of a system already put in place.
而且如果我成功了 你會很感謝我的 對吧 And if I'd pulled it off, you'd be thanking me. Right?
來吧 你會他媽的很感謝我的 對吧 Come on, you'd be fucking thanking me, right?
-對 -好的 -Yeah. -Okay.
感謝你 Thank you.
現在我... Now I'm...
我不知道這合不合適 I don't know if this is appropriate,
但請 求你別殺我 but please, please do not kill me.
我是你的消息來源 I'm your source.
當我打電話通知你的時候 清除計劃已經開始了 When I called you to notify you that the sweep was happening,
我這樣做是出于尊敬和禮貌 而你現在讓我後悔了 I did it out of respect and courtesy, and you've made me regret that now.
我的目的不是要你像小孩一樣 It was not my intention for you to act like a child
去行動拯救你的小狗 and try to save your puppy.
小狗本來是要死了 我當時是通知你小狗死了 The puppy was going down, I was notifying you of the puppy's death.
但小狗把一切都搞砸了 But the puppy just shit all over everything!
你有一只瘋狂 嚇人有狂犬病的小狗 You have a crazy, scary rabid puppy
謀殺人而且還是要被清除的 that murders people and will still need to be put down.
你是明白的 對嗎 You understand that? Correct?
是的 長官 Yes, sir.
你最好祈禱你能找到方法去把這扭轉成為勝利 You better pray you can find a way to turn this into a win
和從你的屁股拉出一個奇跡來 and pull a miracle out of your ass!
因為如果你不能... Because if you can't...
這就是你的下場 That's you.
你已經有你要的奇跡了 長官 You already have your miracle, sir.
我的計劃成功了 My program worked.
聰明人打倒了暴徒 Wiseman beat Tough guy.
邁克 豪厄爾單槍匹馬幹掉了17個暴徒 Mike Howell eliminated 17 Tough guy assets single-handedly.
這讓他成為任何極端計劃 That makes him the most effective asset
我們從沒見過最有效率的人 we've ever seen in any of the Ultra Programs.
在60年裡從來沒出現過 Ever. In 60 years.
原諒我這樣說吧 長官 Pardon me for saying it, sir.
但這只小狗是值得救的 But that is a puppy worth saving.
這是一只4億美元的小狗啊 That is a $400 million puppy.
而你現在讓他坐在拘留室裡 And you have him sitting in a holding cell right now.
你就這樣清除他 You're just going to put him down?
你想從哪裡開始說起 豪厄爾探員 Where do you want to begin, Agent Howell?
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-我很快上來 -好的 -I'll be up in a minute. -Okay.
哈嘍 嗨 Hello. Hi.
他們上鉤了 They took the bait.
就是他
捉他的時候...
除了這一個他什麼都沒有
好可愛啊
我可是姚大衛
他們怎麼就派你一個人來啊
手無寸鐵
有什麼搞笑的嗎 Something funny?
抱歉
我不曉得我會講普通話