RESCUE
LIFEGUARD ON DUTY
Baywatch
Here we go.
Carefully.
Mitch, if you were not ...
I am always here. Your friend will be fine.
Are you Batman?
Yes friend. But bigger ... And moreno.
Take him away, boys.
- enjoy exercise. - Goodbye, Steph.
What about the waves today?
The waves do not have lip today.
Waves of crap today.
It's glasy.
Glasy is little. It is so glasy that looks like a lake.
Yes, very windy!
You're right, bro.
- Okay, bro bro! - Only bro
Bye!
I told you not have to do this every day.
You saved my sister's life. Do you think I'll forget?
Tomorrow make my biggest pecs. And do not cover my package.
Fact. Gigantic!
Big!
- Hey, Ellerbee! - Hello.
Hey, leave my friends alone. Leave the bike and come run with me.
Do you think I need to exercise? Do you see me smaller?
Do not! You look great. I do not know how you is that uniform.
If I had a sister, I would introduce.
Very good.
It was a sacarsm? How to call a "dwarf" tall guy?
Always it makes me the same!
I heard that Google invented, and all donated to a charity.
I heard you found the cure for colds.
Not Superman, it's a lifesaver. Use spandex at work.
Superman too.
Fuck you! Get out of my beach!
I do not have to stretch to block you.
Nothing.
On my beach, no, Arian!
Hey, Vern!
He saved my grandmother's life. Have you had said what?
Each time through here. Literally, every time.
Hey, Mitch!
Drug. Oh no.
What's up friend?
- Hey, Mitch. - Let me see that.
- Where did you find this? - Right there.
There? It's the only one? Very good.
You have to prove that the image is stable. Why on the beach?
I hate the beach, and I have to return to work.
I am sorry. The beach is important.
You know, the wind and ...
...alone...
- I get it. - What? ¿CJ?
I not even know I was working today.
- "I Did not even know he worked". - Shut up, Dave.
Hey, Ronnie!
Ronnie's your name, right?
What do you have? Yes, it's Ronnie. I'm Dave.
- Hi, Dave. I'm CJ What? - Very good.
You'll be tested today, right?
I saw your name on the board.
Speaks.
I feel this is your year.
Do not talk like that.
See you later.
Okay, CJ
That was incredible. She approached you, very friendly ...
... and you handled it with class.
- Seriously? - Of course not. It was very uncomfortable.
- It was terrible. - Ouch!
Did he give you a heart attack? He looked like a heart attack.
Hi. I'm Matt Brody.
And nobody cares.
LIFEGUARD TESTS
Hey, Ronnie!
- Welcome back. - Thank you.
- The third time's the charm. - If I'm...
I am more motivated than ever.
Do I have to guess your name?
You are following me?
I was going to ask you the same.
Look, you're sexy.
I resist a little, but we both know that sooner or later give in.
So let's skip that. Why do not you make a baby?
Now.
The truth ... I thought you dinner first.
But we can do about the baby if you want.
You're trying too hard.
It's the best part.
Summer. I expect to see you here.
I did not sleep last night with excitement.
Today is your day, Summer.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Hey, new face. Are you going to be tested?
No, I will not test. I'm on the team.
In this team?
I'm Matt Brody. Ready to serve.
Ready to serve? Do you have documentation?
Yes, is here.
It's a permit.
"Dear Mitch, I am writing on behalf of Mr. Matt Brody".
Well, here there is no favoritism.
I do not give a hoot.
I needed that to pay my taxes.
If you are entering this team, you have to earn it.
- Seriously? - Yes.
Why do not we start like gentlemen?
- Where are you, One Direction? - Iowa.
- Do you know him? - Yes I know where is it.
New Kids on the Block comes from Iowa.
Says he's already on your computer, you do not have to do tests.
- Seriously? - Yes.
Are there many oceans in Iowa?
No, only ponds and lakes, and very snooty heartthrobs.
Galanes very snooty.
What happened to the last gallant who recruit?
- He died. - Rest in peace.
Are they serious? Really I do not know.
Costumes appear identical bathroom. Is an initiation?
I'm Matt Brody.
I have the world record in 200 m.
Two gold medals.
- Matt Brody! - Matt Brody, yes.
And yet, we do not care.
No, not at all. We do not care.
That ocean is hangovers open your bro-gina two.
My bro-gina? Then do talk seriously.
Seriously, NSYNC.
This is not a pond Iowa.
If you want to be on this team, you have to earn it.
Look, I understand. You're huge, big foot.
But I'm fast, really fast.
Why an important person believes I belong here.
When you two find out who I am ...
... Find me on the beach.
Bye.
- Does that really happen? - Yes, he gave me a slap.
He has soft hands, woman. No offense.
I'm not offended.
You know what? I'm going to do well this year.
You understand me?
- Good luck, man. - Thank you.
And if you need a little motivation, there you have it.
You're good?
Help! CJ, my friend is choking!
CJ no!
You're smothering.
Oh! You're good?
You will be fine.
Thank you!
You're good?
Yes.
- Insurance? - Yes.
Do not touch me!
I'm fine. You did very, very good job.
Thank you, you can go now.
Drink water.
I appreciate it a lot.
It's okay.
Dave?
- How does it look? - What?
Down there.
- It looks terrible. - Do you see?
Your penis is trapped between two tables.
Can not reach. I need you to let go of his hand.
- No I can not. - Come on, take it out by hand.
Hi. I'll help you.
Let's solve this together.
Concentrate. Think of something that put you off.
Calzones as your grandmother.
- Is not working. - Do not? Maybe ...
Ostriches.
- Still stuck. - Mitch, we need you.
Do not call Mitch.
Mitch is here.
Are you excited by the evidence?
I think so. I'm dying to stop studying ...
... robotics and computer science and contribute to society.
Do not look down there.
- Do not touch me now. - No I'm playing.
It seems to have meatballs and sausage stuck.
You will be fine. I have been the same.
- Not bad. - Seriously?
Once I choked inside a woman for hours. I could not get it out.
- It's exactly the same. - Is the same.
A atascón.
A atascón is a atascón.
We will have to freeze your tool.
Not well. It is done.
- Oh God! - Still stuck.
If you think about it, it's a good thing, right? Congratulations.
How are you feeling, champ?
Better, but we could create a perimeter for the crowd?
No one. Only US.
You're lying to me. Many people.
will not reduce the swelling.
We'll have to pull it.
Throw?
- How to start a tooth. - What?
Do not touch it. I'm fine.
Ronnie, are you okay?
If I am fine.
- I'm proud of you. - Fuck you. You're my worst friend.
MUNICIPAL CENTER OF EMERALD BAY
Captain, I need to talk to you.
Mitch, I want you to see something.
Watch this.
Matt Brody, Olympic swimmer, sex symbol and adrenaline junkie.
How do I define myself? 80% 30% genuine and impressive.
People think me crazy and wild. How do you think won this gold?
His madness perhaps helped him in the individual events, but relays ...
... Brody hurt the team.
Ee. UU. will head in relays, and Brody is in the water for anchor!
Oh! It seems that threw up in the pool.
A night out in Rio ended disastrously in the pool.
A Brody was nicknamed "The bolide vomitón".
How does it feel to lose a medal for your team?
No one team.
But I make the team.
Are you egotistical?
... I'm Caucasian.
This guy will generate good publicity for the team?
It is tremendous. True?
It is brash and rude.
That's why it's cheap.
It's only here because he made a deal with the prosecutor.
A deal? Why?
The details do not matter.
The important thing is that we are your community service.
- It is a disaster. - With two medals.
How many medals do you have? Surely zero.
Brody is an American hero face Swedish model.
- I do not understand. - One of the best swimmers.
It is not only able to swim.
There is also politicking.
Let's be realistic. We are on the brink.
The Council again cut funding.
What the Council wants and what it needs bay
are two different things.
I found more drugs.
No new dealers at bay.
This is like angel dust cubed.
Drug? Okay, Mitch. I give this to the police.
This guy can not deal with this.
You do not have to do it and neither do you. It is not your job.
It is the busiest time of the year. Make me look good.
Okay, I agree.
- But you have to pass the tests. - Insurance.
It will be easy because it is the best swimmer in the world.
Good afternoon, councilman.
- Good afternoon. - We're going forward?
Almost all the Council accepted its terms. A little others lack.
"Almost there"?
Councilor...
... you seem to be of those who knows seize an opportunity.
I also.
My brother was put in charge of the family business ...
... but it was clear that the entrepreneur was me.
Why? Because I am a woman.
So I came to EE. UU ...
... the land of opportunity, because here everything is right.
But nothing is certain.
I have something to prove, Councilman.
And I will create an opportunity for you.
Certainly they come to their senses.
I am also sure.
Why do we always seem to run in slow motion?
Do you also set for yourself?
Always it seems to be wet, but not too much.
That is why I believe in God.
Hi. And you member?
It's okay. It's better.
Ready for action.
I got stuck in a chair.
Really?
Did not you hear?
Yes, I heard. Everyone learned.
Welcome, everyone.
The Guardians are proud to accept new recruits each year.
The good news is that we have three vacancies this year.
Without further ado, I leave the microphone to the man who saved 500 lives.
A round of applause for Lt. Mitch Buchannon!
Okay.
Thank you.
The Guardians are the elite of the elite.
Our commitment to protecting
the bay is why mom behind me ...
... not anxious to see his children run into the water alone.
Thank you. And the Guardians work because we follow the rules.
continue because if not, people die.
If you work in an office and you fall asleep on your desktop, nothing happens.
If you're not careful here ... Say it with me.
People die.
If you came to the Guardians ...
... on your bike, thinking you're cool, and you're going to tan ...
... you should find another beach.
If you came to sacrifice for something more important than own your love ...
... this is the right beach.
But first you have to pass these tests. CJ
CJ!
A lifeguard should have many qualities.
Today we will test ...
... in an obstacle course called "The absent father."
It's hard, even brutal.
His presence in your life is brief, but will give you a strength ...
... that will accompany you at Christmas and "Day to bring your dad to school" ...
... when your mom gets a mustache to not draw attention.
Okay. Thanks, CJ
Now esmérense and enorgullézcannos. Come on, Guardians!
On your marks!
Ready!
We are the Guardians, gentlemen!
Pataleen!
Keep on swimming!
They're little fish! Someday are sharks!
Move those legs!
Who's your daddy now?
Run away, boys!
Come on! Quick, quick!
Come on!
Quick, quick!
That guy does not give up.
Okay, Ronnie! Fantastic!
To make the team, you have to pass these tests.
Look ... Mitch, right?
- Lieutenant for you. - Lieutenant?
How in the army?
Let me save you some time.
You're not going to be my older brother and straighten my life.
It does not work like that. I got where I am on my own merits.
Let me do my job, and tell you where to send my checks.
Sharks always swim slowly ...
... until you have to attack.
Thanks for that confusing and irrelevant information.
Who you are? ¿Aquaman?
Because it confuses me much this conversation.
Anda medalist.
Are you afraid I kick your ass Little Mermaid in front of everyone?
Now you have to win on the track adult princess.
That was fine, perhaps in record time.
The problem is that this is not the track.
- Is not it the track? - This is what we'll do:
We'll go to the right track, and if I feel like there ...
... you will enter the team, I'll stop bothering you and call you by your name.
For real?
Refrigerators ¿?
... 98 ... 99 ... 100!
What nonsense. I was exhausted.
By bluffing. If you want to be lifeguards, conserve your energy.
Retain my energy?
Help!
My children!
Tower One!
Help!
Watch out!
I am going fast! Get out!
Get out! Outside!
My children!
I came to save her. My name is Matt Brody.
Stop! I can not save her if he behaves like an idiot!
- Where are the other two? - Two more?
Oh no!
Breathe. Come on, champ.
Sit here.
Turn around. That's.
Brody, stop! For!
What? Why?
You can not breathe!
Breathe.
It's okay?
- How is she? - It's okay.
You will be fine. Choca that hand.
Go with your mom.
We want to thank you for a great year of qualifying.
Those who did not qualify to continue, we thank you.
Hope to see you next year.
A selected, congratulations.
SELECTED - SUMMER QUINN - MATT BRODY - RONNIE GREENBAUM
Oh, they chose me.
I made it!
Many thanks.
You do not have to thank me. You did it alone.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Amazing! It's my name!
It's my name! That awful! I chose ...
Wait. Do not tell me I'm the coach.
No, I chose you because you have a heart, do not give up, and give everything on the beach.
- Thanks, Mitch. - Congratulations.
Hey, High School Musical.
You were reckless.
You destroyed a motorcycle that you stole.
I did not steal. I just impounded.
Because it was faster and had insurance.
By the way, the lady that I saved does not seem to have cared.
Bailouts mean nothing ...
... if you put others at risk. I understand, you're fast and fearless.
I have to train you, but you have a lot to learn.
Thank you, Lieutenant.
Pay attention!
Training begins at 0600.
Hot Wheels, I'll see you here in the morning.
Sure, Lieutenant.
Welcome to the Guardians.
Very good.
I'm glad I met.
Everyone on the beach is talking about you.
Brody, that sounds amazing rescue. Impulsive, but amazing.
Thank you very much. You see?
It's our job.
I present to Victoria Leeds, the new owner of Huntley Club.
I wanted to invite you all to Huntley. It will be open.
It is to meet neighbors.
I know the Club is half smart, and maybe not your room, but ...
...everyone is invited.
I have in mind. I'll see you all there.
Please go.
Watch out.
- You're good? - Yes.
- See you there? - See you.
Come on, Frankie.
AMERICAN HERO MATT BRODY
A POOL MANAGER
WHAT IS SILLY
MATT BRODY "the bolide VOMITÓN" hit rock bottom
¿Brody?
- What do you do? - Nothing.
- I was watching the stars. - Under the pier?
Yes, over there.
You are on your computer, and do not want anyone sleep outside team.
Come with me. Come on.
Come on, do not rezagues.
Thank you very much. I'm very embarrassed.
It's okay. Do not worry.
I forgot something in the car. Just touch.
To Stephanie you will not mind?
At all.
Thank you very much. Really I appreciate it.
No problem.
What the hell?
- So hello.
This is your house, right?
This is my home.
I guess you need to stay.
Pass.
CJ always saves stray animals.
Stop seeing the small Mitch! Do not you're weird!
Come see where you're going to sleep.
There's your cot.
Do not masturbate in my sheets.
I can not find my Cangrejito. I think that got away.
has short legs, but it's fast, so ...
... please, keep your eyes open.
will register the beach as the sun dawns.
Soy Eco Bravo 153. Go ahead.
The devil.
Can I turn off the radio in my room?
Jonas Brother, listen. Rest well. Tomorrow we start early.
How was your first hangover?
Hot Stuff
It is lactic acid.
No, it's bad water you got there.
It takes me!
Oh no!
...Two Three!
One two Three! Hands up!
One, two, Duck!
Very good!
What are you doing here, heartthrob?
I do not know.
I dont know.
I have no idea what I'm doing here.
Mitch sees something in you. I see it too.
Really.
What?
A very important lesson.
That's the devil hedgehog.
A sting will give you enough adrenaline
to bring down a raging bull.
The problem is that then you say crazy things and then you die.
Lift him and carry him to the Tower One.
These things are everywhere?
Do you want me to help you?
Let's be honest.
We were left.
- It's not your fault. - No, Ted!
- Why, Ted? - Because you?
Why?
Do not do this, Ted! Do not do this to me!
I have to help you because you're going to kill someone with that technique.
Ready?
Do you have time to study later?
Yes.
Would I looked at the boobies?
It was not my intention. I was not looking at them.
- The're looking at now. - Because you're talking about them.
A test. You failed.
We spend a long time in a swimsuit, so ...
... it will be a problem for you.
It will not be problem. Absolutely.
- The look came back. - It is not true.
When you point ... It's a compliment, if you think about it.
Victory!
I need more time.
Do I look like a female patient, councilman?
No. I managed that the Council approve your proposal for the property.
Some owners do not give their approval, but I am that.
Because you will be out of time.
León, show Mr. Rodriguez what we do to people who do not comply.
I know that trafficking drugs ...
... which depreciate the properties in the bay, right?
If something happens to me, I delataré ...
... and you will never get approvals.
What accusations. I'm not a Bond villain.
Yet.
You are in politics.
You know that no one can reach the top without getting dirty.
Clearly, I overestimated.
But call me trafficker ...
It's much more than that.
Lion...
... teach him manners.
Have fun, guys.
I agree. I overdid it.
I overdid, Victoria.
We should talk about this.
Leon does not speak. He is a man of action. There is purity in that.
I am going to kill you.
You always do the same. I praise and ruin the mystery.
Do you see something you like?
What a shock.
I discovered.
Are you going to talk to her as a man ...
... or stay here like a pervert with binoculars?
Domino all that matter, so do not worry about me.
You have to conquer sending them a picture of your thing.
I never do that.
Many people the capture screen.
If you go internet is terrible.
Hello? There is someone there?
What is your emergency? Change.
What is your location? Change.
Gringa, my location is the ocean. Stupid!
Call the Coast Guard. We have a 10-73.
I will take the Waverunner. CJ take you and Rescue One.
Wait! What? What are we going to do?
Ray!
¿Summer? What is 10-73?
- Fire! - How? In the ocean?
You need to start studying!
Yes I know. I'll do that. I'll see you there.
- Quick! Come on! - I'm going!
Hurry up!
- Where is mine? - To you do not touch one.
- Stop playing! - Wait for me!
Quick! Let's go already!
Speed ​​up!
Hug me waist or you'll fall again!
- This is very uncomfortable. - Hold on!
How much lotion you wear? You look like a greasy hairless gorilla!
Quiet, I know what to do.
I'll take care ... if the fire spreads.
- Take the throttle. - It is impossible.
Reaches out and takes the throttle!
How awful!
- When you say, turn right! - What?
Three, two, one!
Already!
Thank God! Are you the firefighter water?
- Where are your friends? - I do not know.
Stay here. Do not move.
Help!
Down here!
Anyone there?
I hear you! Go to the front of the boat! Already we go!
Help me!
Mitch!
Port.
Here! In front!
It takes me!
There's a woman trapped in the front of the boat!
There's too much fire!
Impossible.
CJ!
If you want me, take me.
But fast because the boat is on fire.
On another occasion.
- You're good? - No, I am not ok!
Please help me!
Help!
Here in!
Do not swim under fire, Brody! Wait!
Here in! Please!
Help! Oh God!
Take my hand. Trust me.
You're hurt?
- Hold on! - What?
CJ!
Port!
- Help me! - You're good?
Brody!
You're good?
It was an excellent plan. You saw fire and swam under him.
Do you feel something about me. I feel something for you.
Leave that boat, Mitch.
Except for him, it worked out well, right? We saved them all.
Including you.
I know.
Under the circumstances, it could have ended much worse.
Answer back!
Are you going to be okay?
- You know what happened to Alderman? - No, we were celebrating.
When we went, the boat had already caught fire.
Disobeyed an order. You put yourself in danger.
You can not save anyone if you're dead.
I know, I messed up. Why are we here?
- Only notes this. - We can go?
The victim is a man 1.75 meters ...
Not contaminate my crime scene.
Do not give me that jurisdiction.
I will not, because theoretically you do not have jurisdiction.
You have a job: to ensure that swimmers from drowning.
That boat was technically jurisdiction of the Coast Guard.
If'd expected, these girls would be dead.
- we had died? - scorched.
I'm not ready to die!
Quiet, not die.
Technically we save lives.
Technically, I see a corpse. which makes it a crime scene.
Technically, these "technically"
They make us lose time. Technically.
Thanks, blue-eyed devil.
And as for this corpse, look.
... In a uniform plate.
Patch in a swimsuit.
Lieutenant. Mero police.
Keep us informed, and we'll do the same.
How do I communicate?
A phone shells or blow into a snail and you show up?
So I like. Use the phone shell.
If you solve this case, you will get a Segway ...
... and a big boy pants to cover those chicken legs.
- Oh, it's ... - Councilman Rodriguez.
Luckily officer.
Oh, Ronnie!
CJ! Please!
How awful.
I had never heard a man sing that song, but sing well.
Thank you.
What are you doing here?
Here? It is a unisex shower.
Unisex. Cool.
Cool, cool.
Unisex is super cool because I like ... sex.
I will order food. Want something?
I would like a salad.
Insurance? Prepare good snacks ...
... meatballs, sausages.
- They are delicious. - No, I want a salad.
I'm a guy who likes lettuce.
That's how I am. Ask me for a salad.
All right. A salad.
- Cool. - Perfect .
By the way...
... when we showered here, we do not take off the suit.
Right, Phil? Sarah?
But your nipples are very clean.
- Thank you. - Bye.
Oh no.
Why me?
How was your day?
I dont know. Someone died.
Why lose recruits. They can not deal with it.
Our job is more than what you expected. There is much at stake.
What happened today, although it was tragic, unfortunately it happens.
If you want to retire, we will understand.
Realize that the Guardians are more than a job.
They are a lifestyle.
A lifestyle.
We both know that I'm staying.
Am I the only one who ordered a salad?
This is what I do not understand: someone dies. That's tragic.
Does not mean that something sinister is happening.
Even so, not for us. It's not what we do.
We are lifesavers. Technically has nothing to do with us.
That cop told us.
I thought I had to follow a strict diet to look like you.
What do you think we do here in the Guardians?
We are lifesavers. I thought that we avoided that people burn ...
... and sometimes we avoided drown.
And just about that?
It's just what I thought.
CJ, descríbele cases last month to see what would.
Are there cases?
Tens of stingrays in the cove?
You call animal control?
Before you arrive, stingrays jump, bite someone and dies.
Steve Irwin, rest in peace.
How about rats sand on the beach swindle?
I do not know what a rat sand, but call the police.
Sand rats are thieves.
While you're bronzing, rob families on the beach.
I'll give you one better:
Diamond smugglers hide them in surfboards.
All you are describing seems ...
... an entertaining but crazy TV show.
But if it happened, I call the police.
We can call and do nothing, but that did not work us.
We observe when others do not want to observe.
We protect when others do not want to protect.
If we do the minimum, sometimes people die.
It is emerging drug on the beach.
It is very strong, and kills people.
Now we have a body in the bay. The girls had the boat ...
... the same drug found in front of the Huntley Club.
My gut tells me ...
... everything is connected.
Leeds said today it was open.
That said.
And we'll all go.
What did you learn about Chen?
No history, no weird fetishes or photos. Is it clean.
It makes me feel uncomfortable about things in my life.
And your bank accounts?
Account. This guy is not rich.
It has all invested in real estate here.
You'll have to help me convince him otherwise.
Every man has his price.
Incidentally, I know you've been using my skills ...
... for your own sinister interests, but additional compensation ...
... I motivate me a lot to keep my mouth shut.
You're blackmailing me.
Well I do not...
I admire a man who knows how to seize an opportunity.
I am very impressed.
- Good job. - Thank you.
Do we have a deal or ...?
I need to know it.
You look very cute.
You too. Was not there a shirt for adults?
I'm covered at least. You nor you worked.
We expect a great night with a goal in mind.
You gotta try to peddle here.
CJ, Ronnie, find out who sells.
Summer, watches Leeds and his henchmen.
Mitch and I look for the product.
¿Brody? You're our lookout.
Look-out? If you want to find drugs at a party ...
... I can find drugs. I would take 5 minutes.
Not because we do all the time. It's not the hardest thing in the world.
Thanks, troubled child.
This will only work if everyone does their job.
Okay, Malibu Ken?
Why does everyone look at me like that? Summer.
Am I the only one who thinks this is a mission for the police?
Yes.
Mr. Chen, who like you coming.
He wanted to meet the new neighbor that everyone is talking about.
He has to know why I invited him.
I do not want to sell my properties.
Why do not you think?
I, more than anyone, know how difficult it is to operate a business.
You never know when a drought hit.
What you think?
We checked the place, and I see here in five.
- Perfect. - Well, Steph.
From where do you want to watch?
Victory.
Rodríguez was killed in front of witnesses. How did they get?
They were drugged. They did not see walk.
They'd better not.
Dave knows too much now. You better this does not affect me.
You can not come to light. They understand?
Clean up your mess.
Brody.
I'm glad you came.
I'll ask a real drink. Greg, the best.
You drink whiskey, right?
It's a beautiful place.
You have good taste. I admire that.
It's nice that someone you admire.
Detect problems.
I believe that...
... I'm not used to having boss.
Mitch feels threatened. I should be happy to have you.
Yes, it should.
Oh.
"Lieutenant Matt Brody".
That sounds wonderful. Dont you think?
Yes.
Stay with the whole bottle.
You'll need it.
- It's going to be fun. - Thank you.
- Did you find something Leeds? - Yes, I learned something.
- Fantastic. - It is pure malt 35 years.
And it's delicious.
I learned something. I found the access point.
Where is Brody? You've seen?
There is no time. We have to go on without him.
But somebody has to watch.
Like torture people?
- No. - Of course.
I have three brothers, so I've had practice.
- I guess you're an only child. - I do not know.
- You do not know? - I grew up in a foster home.
- Oh no. - In three, in fact.
I am sorry.
It's okay. One had a pool.
If it were not for that pool, maybe I would not have gone to the Olympics.
That was incredible. Moving from one foster home to win a gold medal.
- Two. - Two gold medals.
And I worked like a donkey for those medals, so ...
... you can not blame me for celebrate.
I always wondered what had happened that night.
He knew relays were the next day, but those people ...
I did not care. They just wanted to win.
You made sure they will not win.
I lost much more than them.
I lost my sponsors.
I am an Olympic champion, and I'm broke.
Ronnie, hey.
I need you to distract Leeds.
How?
Do you remember when we met? With Chen?
Yes.
What? Do not.
Yes.
It takes me! Listen to me.
All teams have a decoy, and you are my lure.
I'm your decoy then.
You're my fucking decoy.
- Yes Yes? - Yes Yes.
Yes. Oh, no.
May l...?
Have a drink with me.
You should stop drinking. You're not watching for Mitch?
I'm watching for Mitch.
Leeds is there. I'll investigate.
Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for our hostess, Victoria Leeds!
Thank you.
So many people.
As welcome the bay, ...
Mitch, this is for you.
Wait, no, Victoria.
I have something very special planned for you, for everyone.
heaven help us.
I'll leave this.
Go ahead.
SEAFOOD FLYNN
PESCADERÍA angelo
Thats weird.
¿Pescadería Angelo? Did not you fill Flynn at Huntley Club?
We'll see.
Wait.
I have a hunch.
Ray.
What are they doing back here?
Hi.
First date. You can not blame me.
How immature.
I know what they're.
Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for that.
Excellent, Ronnie. Where did you learn to dance like that?
In Jewish school.
You had me helping us today.
You had a task.
And you're done.
I do not understand this.
If you think there are drugs here, she calls the police.
And then what?
¿They catch a little fish? Did the whale escapes?
Do you hear what you say? Say one thing that does not include the ocean.
I dare you.
We depended on you.
And you screwed up ... again.
Be careful.
Really?
Understand one thing.
You're not police. You're not the vigilante.
You're a lifesaver ...
... who spends all day in his tower because there just has some power.
This is the real world. Lifeguards have no power.
Let's move on.
Do not touch me.
- Let's move on. - Or what?
What are you going to do?
Ray.
- I will not touch it. - Moron!
Cool down, caretaker pool.
Is the! The Speedster Vomitón!
Why they stand around there?
Let's drink!
Mitch?
Hey, I think ...
... last night we both said things we regret.
I do not. I regret nothing.
Have you never been drunk and said things that you regret?
Really?
I messed up. I know.
Forgive me.
I saw you win two gold medals.
You were amazing ... in individual races.
But in the relief ... be part of your team, your family ...
... screwed up. Because you're selfish.
Guardians are our team, are our family.
These are the keys to our house.
You showed me you do not want to belong to this family.
So it's over.
All you care about is yourself and your medals.
You mean this medal?
Is awesome.
Did not you have both?
It does not matter.
That is contaminated.
I know I messed up.
I should have listened to you.
I want to belong to this team.
And I will not let you down again. I swear.
By the way, I think you're right about Leeds.
And Councilman ... how is it called?
Councilman Rodriguez.
Yes, Rodriguez. The dead.
Tag was a very expensive watch.
I've seen that clock.
In one of the henchmen of Leeds.
If you see?
I want to help.
Well, I'll give you another chance.
Rodriguez is related in some way.
The coroner has just released the body. I have a plan.
Clear. Come on!
Left, left!
Who taught you to drive, Stevie Wonder?
You're huge, very difficult to control.
Just take me to the morgue.
Here we go. On the left!
Watch out!
We are making progress.
Quick!
Oh no.
- What does it say here? - "Morgue".
Exact.
I brought to the morgue.
Very good. Good job.
These costumes are amazing. I feel like a doctor.
Oh no.
Read me the label.
Smells like yogurt.
Oh.
"2816".
Readme line midnight.
Oh.
"Clean Alveoli".
It means that there was no smoke in his lungs.
- How he died? - That is the question.
McDreamy, come help.
Oh no. What?
Please!
Looking for needle marks on his testicles.
Under his testicles?
- Do not be a baby. Raises the scrotum. - Not that.
Up his balls and look for something unusual.
Oh.
How awful.
- Son testicles. - Not even looked.
What a fright.
There were gloves since we got here. You did not say anything.
Yes.
I'm going in.
- Very good. - Tell me what you see.
Hair, long hair. He does not shave.
Below. Up more balls.
And get close.
Smells bad.
I dont know. There's something huge. There's a hole.
- It's just her anus. - Smile.
Good work, doctor.
I will publish it.
Do not post it. It remains forever.
It's just your hand on his scrotum.
Gross.
I can not take you seriously with his penis out. Cover his penis.
You cover it. I'm busy.
So he was killed. They broke his neck.
Jumped off the boat with him, right?
You can jump from a ladder and not break as many vertebrae.
This was on purpose. Why he has not figured anyone?
What? ¿Deduct what?
Neck broken, no smoke in the lungs. I mean who died ...
... before the boat caught fire.
Why he has not figured anyone? It is murder.
- Someone is covering up. - How terrible.
Then...
... I should interrogate those girls.
They were drugged. They will not remember anything.
More reason to investigate.
Someone is coming! Hide yourself!
Get him!
- What do we do now? - We hide.
¿Hide? Where?
I hate confined spaces.
This was a bad idea.
Do not be childish.
Can not be!
Shut up! We will discover.
I'm lying on an old dead.
It will not bite. Shut up.
These are empty.
Am I the only one with a corpse?
Shut up!
Smells of stale fish and cheese.
You touched another man's scrotum. What does it matter now?
It was a bad ...
- Something dripped on my neck. - Shut your mouth!
- What is it? - Quiet!
Oh no!
I dripped again.
Nothing dripping on me.
Formaldehyde fat melts.
That's what you dripping, necrotic fat. Now shut up.
What did you say?
Lie down and shut up.
Stop complaining.
Someone is coming.
Is the.
Rodriguez is. You have a false record?
- Quiet. - We came here because you broke her neck.
Take it easy!
It's over! I get out!
Do not! Dammit!
It takes me!
What do we do?
Gentlemen. Now that that's over ...
... I need that record.
Ray!
MOM
I should leave my phone in the break room.
Give me that phone!
No, life.
That was a low blow!
Dammit!
He's got my phone! I'll get the car!
Obtain for us on the other side of the park!
Your telephone!
Get out!
Mitch, Take this!
Thank you, Mikey!
Leave trails here is prohibited!
Hi pretty.
I'm going to get rid of the bad man in your house. Keep eating.
What he does here?
I need that phone.
This phone?
The demon your phone.
I'm going to knock him out, asshole.
Wait!
Baby pictures, no. Have some class.
You're right.
Bathtime, idiot.
What criminals said in the interview?
The only criminals are you three.
They turned the damn channels X Games.
It was a pursuit of life.
Okay, I was wrong.
But there are no persecutions of life!
There are police chases! You guys are some guys running after another!
- No offense. - It's okay.
Are you going to leave free?
How do I explain it for you to understand?
"You guys"?
You have no right to offend. You're just tan.
You're right.
Please, brother.
Although they were policemen ... and they are not.
Although this outside its jurisdiction, it is not ...
... and even if they had probable cause to pursue ...
... you definitely do not have ...
... what they did would remain illegal.
Then it is good that we are not policemen.
It is as if only one percent listen to what I say.
Did you get to the beach Brody to enter the coroner's office?
Of course, and I'll tell you why.
The boat accident Councilman was no accident.
There was no smoke in his lungs. His neck was broken in several places.
He must have died before that boat caught fire.
Our research concludes that all this points to Huntley.
You do not do research. They are lifesavers. The police does.
When you make them, they are just investigating other types.
- No offense. - It's okay.
Do you have any proof of this conspiracy?
Of course. The coroner's report.
Everything was there ... before these guys would change.
I recorded everything with my phone.
- Where's the phone? - They destroyed.
The only evidence they had was destroyed.
Exact.
All evidence. Bye. No longer exists.
They are bad, and they do not want to have.
I will explain for you to understand.
"You guys"? That "you" again.
Calm.
What is this "you"?
Look. Let him research ...
...to the police.
Just do the work for which I hired.
Remember? Things of life.
Plas, plas!
Otherwise, I dismiss.
Now I have to clean this mess yours.
Pum.
You are within your rights to bother you and I apologize.
Do you always do the opposite of what people tell you?
Because everything seems fine.
Very calm.
You have to pay more attention. I knew it.
- Seafood Flynn. - What's wrong with it?
- you fill all the fish to Huntley. - And that?
The question is: Who is Angelo?
I saw similar in Huntley barrels, and are now on their yacht.
You are impossible.
My instinct tells me something wrong,
and my balls tell me to investigate.
Are your balls tell you that? Mine say:
"Calm down, relax."
Why talk like girls from 3 years?
I do not know. So they speak and now.
But they are wise.
Tell your wise balls investigate those barrels.
We will penetrate inside this place.
I think it is "infiltrate". We want to infiltrate.
They'll be looking for us.
We have to go undercover.
¿Undercover? With costumes?
PESCADERÍA angelo
Look. Covert.
Too undercover. Why are you wearing makeup?
What do you mean?
- It's too much. - What did you expect?
We have to find the drug.
- Oh no. - Pescadería Angelo.
You are very selfish. Do you think this was easy?
It's awesome, princess. But shut up and concentrate.
It takes me!
I can not believe that Leeds do this day.
balls are needed.
Amazing!
It seems Breaking Bad there.
Yes, Breaking Bad.
- You were right. - Yes, he was right.
Grab him!
Can?
Grab the other leg.
I got it.
This is the police. What I can serve you, life?
Go to Huntley as soon as possible. We find drugs.
I'd love to, but now ...
... I am busy with another body, and this is your beach.
First an alderman and now a shark attack.
Can not be!
Make way.
This is your jurisdiction, right?
For years, a corpse does not appear. It must be related to the Huntley.
We find drugs here.
Mitch, I'm Thorpe, your boss.
Enough with the Huntley.
Not even come here. Veme in the center.
I have to manage your new nightmare advertising.
The bay is flustered with the discovery of another body.
After the death of Councilman, residents want answers.
I can not believe ...
... that no one was in Tower One.
I do not know what to say.
Who was on duty?
I.
And you were stalking one of the most important women in the bay?
Brazenly neglecting your jurisdiction.
I just absent to go to Huntley and look for the drug.
I warned you to concentrate on your work.
It was Mitch's fault.
I have no alternative.
It's over. I do not want you on the beach. Brody will be in charge.
Just a moment. No way.
You could do it in my sleep.
I do not want the job.
You have two gold medals.
You're like the Stephen Hawking swimming, less paralysis.
Unless you want to replace you with someone else.
Stephanie should hold this position. Knows better than anyone Bay.
I do not care about your opinion, Buchannon.
You can go.
Brody, wait.
It's just you and me now.
If you help me control your friends ...
... I will make sure that you continue here for a long time.
And if not, could revoke your parole.
Good talk, Brody.
We are friends, right? See you tomorrow.
Give me your hand.
I blew it.
Give your suit, Mitch.
I'm leaving.
- You think I wanted this? - It looks like it is.
Stephanie deserves the position.
I agree.
What would you do?
It had rejected the job although he had offered me.
It was not an offer, it was a trap.
Guys, please.
Need to work together to help ...
Bieber ... to find out why there is a corpse on our beach ...
... and how Leeds brings drugs into the bay.
Good luck.
Mitch. Hey, Mitch!
I am sorry.
I want to give you something.
My mentor gave me.
The keys of Tower One.
Your new position.
I am not ready.
I'm not ready for this.
They need you.
Good luck, Mitch!
Hi, Mitch. I just want to know how you are again.
Call. We are concerned.
Hi, Mitch. I'm Brody.
I call on the CB radio. I know you hear me.
Would not have gone mad and started eating carbohydrates.
All sends you greetings. Back, man.
I really need your help, brother.
Everything depends on the data plan you want.
With internet and all that?
It is fantastic with internet, of course.
It has wise and broadband internet. You need that.
Samsung has all the virtues of data processing, and ...
Can I interrupt for a second?
What are you doing here?
I came to remind you who you are.
Please friend.
Despabílate.
Shoes?
Are shoes working man?
How low you have fallen?
Very low.
I would like to buy a ...
- Mitch? - Yes, Mitch.
Please Men.
You not only proteges bay.
You're the bay.
Bay needs you.
Sand rats.
Get out! This is my beach!
Off we go!
Will you help me find out who is this?
This cooler is ... Cool.
Hey, Ellerbee. How are you? How you doing?
Lieutenant Brody. What do you have in the icebox?
¿Organs black market Robatablas Bandidos?
Do you mean this? Do not.
This is for you.
You see, I'm not Mitch. I know my place.
I'm just a lifesaver. That is all.
I just want to start with the right foot.
So I brought something very special.
A chocolate malted Chen's.
A chocolate milkshake?
- Chen's? - They are the best.
Should not.
But today's my cheat day.
Your cheat day. Exactly.
I asked her to add extra protein.
- Thank you. - I know what you exercise.
ROUGH WATERS SEA WEEDS LIFEGUARD: RON
Summer.
Please Summer.
I think I discovered something huge. I really need your help.
Please?
Studied marine biology, right?
Watch this. What do you think?
Do they seem shark bites?
No, they do not seem shark bites.
Let me see.
I can not stand the sight of blood.
That could be.
You sure are not.
- They could be razor. - Yeah, maybe.
Oh no! It's Dave!
Oh God!
See the photo stops.
- What did you say? - It's Dave!
- Who is Dave? - I worked with him.
- What were they doing? - technical things. You would not understand.
Yes I understand! What kind of things?
Dave told me that he worked with Leeds something for Huntley.
Mitch was right.
Both were dead before he hit the water. Mitch fell into a trap.
Leeds got rid of him, and surely follow us.
Ronnie, you have to help me.
- No Yes.
- Yes please? - It's okay.
Good, because I know a lot of laptops,
I do not know anything about computers.
Then Dave had access to the server Leeds.
You mean to your network.
Yes, to your network. So we took a USB and connect.
We get into the cloud, and we stole all cookies.
Then we cross the firewall.
Nothing you say makes sense.
- Skipped firewall. - It's not something physical.
I do not know, but can you do it?
It is done.
- What were you doing? - Yes.
- We found? - A lot of filth.
Drugs, real estate, yachts.
Filth? What are we going to do with filth?
- I mean evidence. - Oh, evidence.
Why did not you say? How good.
Thank you're pretty.
I'm very proud of you.
Guys, we were investigating.
Mitch was right.
The Huntley is a screen for a drug operation.
Leeds but are not interested in drugs but real estate.
He wants to privatize the entire bay.
- The city will not allow it. - Of course.
It has all city politicians on his payroll.
Rodriguez, the testicles.
And business owners?
Most sold its properties. Leeds blackmailed those who refused.
Dave He used to hack their accounts. It's a J. Edgar Hoover modern.
The vacuum cleaner.
No. But one of them refused.
- Who? - Chen.
If anything happens to him, his property passes to the city.
Who do you think is the sell?
- We have to warn him. - I tried. No one has seen in days.
But Leeds will be a party on his yacht tonight.
Certainly he found a way to take it on board.
That's why we go to that party.
What?
You and I will find the drug.
You will look to Chen.
It will work? Maybe.
Will there be surprises along the way? Undoubtedly.
Did someone die?
I dont know. Maybe Ronnie.
Sorry. What?
But we are the Guardians.
We save lives.
I know because you saved mine.
Down with the witch.
It must be done.
By Mitch.
What is that? And your sleeves?
I know where the drug is.
- Where? ¿Under the boat? - Can be.
Do not die.
Do you think we should kiss? I think so.
Otherwise, we'll never know ...
...it feels.
- If I die ... - Then we talk about it.
- I had to try. - It was a good try.
Do not do anything too stupid.
I will not do it.
Summer!
He was hiding under the boat.
Do not tell me.
You have to tell Mitch.
Mitch does not answer the phone since he was fired.
Ray.
The radio! He's always listening to the radio.
Say, "Brody found the drug" ...
... and that we reach in the marina at 0900.
0900 is 9 am 9 pm would be 2100.
That system is very stupid and wrong.
The military use worldwide. I will tell at 2100 hours.
Boys!
I bet "Largo" Chen knows where.
Mitch, if you hear me, found the drug in Leeds pot.
Guests should not add it here.
That means you and I are alone.
And you look like a bad guy.
Why do not we get in trouble?
Too much champagne.
Miss?
Stephanie! It takes me!
Chen!
- It's okay? - I was going to kill me!
What's happening here?
Oh no.
Let me see your hands.
- Can not be! - Summer!
- I killed him? - No, only noqueaste.
Here's the key!
Brody found the drug.
Let's get him out of here and call a Ellerbee.
- And Leeds? - Ronnie and I will stay to watch.
- That we do? - Yes.
We will. We will stay in the pot villain.
Jason Bourne did not come on the heels!
May I have your attention?
This time tomorrow, the expansion of Huntley be official.
Now we enjoy caviar, champagne and fireworks.
Health!
We have a problem.
Bad time for you pricked the conscience.
Chen is leaking. How can you escape?
Idiots!
It is a trap. Plan B.
Bring the helicopter. We have to get out of here.
What do we do with him?
Do what you must do with Chen.
We went down to Chen yacht. Have you seen Brody?
We did not, and still lost to Leeds.
Wait! Good news! Leeds found.
The bad news: You have to Brody locked in a cage in a boat.
Come on!
Time to wake up, cute silly.
What a pity.
Why did you have to snoop?
Maybe Thorpe was wrong about you after all.
What?
¿Thorpe? How do Thorpe?
You dedujiste that part yet.
I blackmailed, made to fire Mitch and put you in charge.
You only had to be a lifesaver, tan. Instead of that...
... tried to be like Mitch and save the bay.
See how you put up with breathing.
No, listen to me.
Listen to me!
You're completely crazy.
If I were a man, you call me stubborn.
- Let him go, guys. - Listen to me!
Enjoy swimming.
I can not believe it!
What else, Mitch!
Oh!
Thank you.
Where is Leeds?
You will escape in a helicopter on that raft of fireworks.
If we not stop.
Goes up.
How?
Watch and learn.
Ronnie responds.
Good! Whatever rescued!
Yes, I have to Brody. It is alive and safe.
I need you to how to launch those fireworks.
Listen to me. I want you to illuminate the sky.
It is understood.
That has to be your boat!
- There's the console! - Run!
Let's see what we have.
Accursed life! What pesky! Encárguense of them!
Down!
I approached the raft. I'll see you up.
Oh, it will escape!
Ronnie, CJ, right now.
Yes, Mitch. We're on it.
He had never seen an interface like that! I do not know what to do!
Look at me!
You're the coach.
You're damn coach.
I'm damned technical.
Quick, Ronnie!
- Come on! - I follow you.
Careful where you step. There are sea urchins everywhere.
Did you kill those?
- Come on, partner. - I like how it sounds.
Oh no!
It is done!
I managed to get in!
And ... Fire!
Amazing!
Be it is diverting!
- The time has come. - Yes.
Why are you taking so long?
I'm turning around.
Kill that dog once.
Second level! Fire!
Take that, you bastard!
Mitch!
And there are few fireworks. You can land.
Dammit!
Come on this side, you idiot!
Fire!
It does not work either! It's over!
As always, I have to do everything myself.
Mitch!
Do not bother yourself. Is dead.
- Because of you. - Of course my fault.
You know I have a gun, right?
So impulsive.
Why you fell into my trap.
Leeds!
Can not be! Why do not you die once?
Frees the boy.
So this story is not finished.
You're not here to save him.
After all, you stole your job.
So you shot. But not before he killed you.
That sounds complicated.
Yes, it sounds melodramatic.
- Do not get away with it! - Since I got my way.
You know what's best to win?
You can write the story of what happened.
Right, Mr. medalist?
- Púdrase, ma'am. - He passed.
What is that?
What the hell?
It is a red button.
The big red button.
Time to die, guys.
I emerged from the ocean.
As fire coral and saltwater orino.
I scratch your back with the member of a whale ...
... and I rub my chest with his balls.
What do you say?
I'll die when there is no longer tide and moon drowns.
Until then...
Click it!
I'm oceanic, evil witch.
What cheesy.
The did fly!
Besides, I'm super drugged by a hedgehog devil.
Do you stabbed with one of those? I thought it was deadly.
It is.
I need medical attention now.
It was not that bad.
It is good luck. Grab him.
- What? - Oh, there's too much blood!
Why do I keep watching?
Why did it take both Leeds?
I did not want it look easy.
The adrenaline kept you alive.
Good thing you force us to take these.
This time you saved your own life.
Thank you.
Hears...
I say ...
... you were right from the beginning. Y...
...I owe you an apology.
I owe you an apology.
Needless.
We saved the bay.
Call us with this snail anytime.
Come on, brother.
- My friend. - My friend.
What part of "You're fired" do not you understand?
Get out of my beach, or'll have you arrested.
Hey, Thorpe.
This is our beach, asshole, and you're arrested.
What a good right hook, Brody.
Said my real name.
Hello, heartthrob.
Hi.
Good Morning.
Did I make breakfast?
How good.
- Pancakes? - Yes.
Bacon?
¿Sweet buns?
- I saw you do that. - You still there? Bacon sounds good.
Good Morning. It was a good slap, sir.
Thank you.
I do not appear in the manual of life, but ...
I said I would learn better if I had classmate.
Do not get ahead.
Did you just look at me the package?
Now we are even.
Oh no.
It's late. We have to go. Come.
I found something.
How did you find her?
He was in the sand. You threw only three meters.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
After finding drugs ...
... help save Chen and fly to the villainess with a Roman candle ...
... I am pleased to say that officially ended and training.
Congratulations.
One more thing: I want to introduce you to the new captain ...
... who has spent years managing the Hawaii division very successfully.
Captain Casey Jean incredible.
Is it my imagination or is ...
... in super slow motion?
This can take hours.
That's how we are.
Oh no!
Here we go!
Very good. Let's do it.
We saw in the report for ... for ...
We saw it in the infor ...
In the coroner's report.
I will leave. The coroner's report.
We saw it in the report of the outsider.
Ronnie.
Stop looking like that and throw them donuts.
What fun.
You're like a drugged dolphin, but nothing annoying.
You're like a human would have thrown a watercraft ...
... which is impossible, but it would be cool.
What?
I open it.
Come on, hurry up.
- How did you do that? - I'm super strong.
What your balls say?
"Do not follow Mitch balls. They're stupid."
- Are your balls want to go to sign? - Right now.
- It's just a third testicle. - My balls are talking.
Looking for needle marks on his testicles.
Dammit!
It has much hair.
It looks like a shrub.
Smile.
I love your chest is so ...
I like your chest too.
It does not work when I repeat that.
Why they leave our suits both bare ass?
It makes us faster in the water.
Did you just ...?
Hopefully not become Bubi-errors.
I love that you will use tighter pants.
Really.
Why he touched you represent Mitch Buchannon?
Are you kidding.
Mitch Buchannon have been for 20 years.
- Will I appear in the sequel? - I think you should.
Do I look like a dwarf next to him?